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Posted: 6/15/2009 9:17:29 AM EST
Does anyone have experience with these? Not necessarily looking for a wife but there are some hot ones for sure.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:19:48 AM EST
Disaster waiting to happen, IMO. No personal experience, but I've heard one too many horror stories.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:20:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
Disaster waiting to happen, IMO. No personal experience, but I've heard one too many horror stories.


Really? I would think some of the ladies from Latvia and LIthuania, Estonia would be good with all their European blood, plus they hate communists can't find a better pick imho.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:20:53 AM EST
If the ones from Russia are as pretty as the .mil ladies from Russia we've seen here in pictures, well.....they're pretty. That's all I'll say.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:21:43 AM EST
Some of them are for sure, however the small anti communist nations are much better. Ukraine included.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:22:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 9:24:17 AM EST by operatorerror]
Lots of horror stories HOWEVER I know a guy who got himself a Russian bride. Very nice and pretty. And she is a doctor. Yes a real doctor who works in a hospital in Sacramento. He doesn't work, stay at home dad, she supports him.


eta And he is a goofy fucker, but I guess he's smart as hell or he got game.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:22:59 AM EST
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
If the ones from Russia are as pretty as the .mil ladies from Russia we've seen here in pictures, well.....they're pretty. That's all I'll say.




and batshit crazy.

Friend of mine had 18years with NCIS, married a Lithuanian chick, she went full retard, he lost his clearance. Watch your cornhole.....and your kidneys.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:23:01 AM EST
Sounds like a flawless concept.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:24:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
If the ones from Russia are as pretty as the .mil ladies from Russia we've seen here in pictures, well.....they're pretty. That's all I'll say.




and batshit crazy.

Friend of mine had 18years with NCIS, married a Lithuanian chick, she went full retard, he lost his clearance. Watch your cornhole.....and your kidneys.



Can you discuss? Like how much full retard that he lost his clearance?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:27:00 AM EST
can you scam?? they will rip you off and leave you with nothing...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:33:07 AM EST
A guy at my last job tried it. One day, I came in and he had all of these pictures of this Russian girl up. He just kept going on and on about how they "met" on the internet and that she was coming over to visit and most likely stay. Said they were in love, yada yada. The girl was hot and the bikini shots looked good, but he was a weird and looked like a pedophile. He would get insulted if you said it was a Mail Order Bride thing. Promised that it wasn't. Well, the time finally came for her to fly over. He sent her like $2,000 for the plane ticket and he never heard from her again. Came in shortly after and there weren't any pictures of her up. Guy got ripped off and we all saw it coming and tried to warn him. But he was "in love." Dumbass.

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Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:36:35 AM EST
I think my uncle's new wife is one. She is from Columbia I think. Can't speak English to save her life. How they met is sketchy but they spent a lot of time communicating through her teenage son. He has no money, is in his 60 (I think), and owes everyone on the planet money, so I'm not sure what she is really getting out of it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:37:37 AM EST
Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
If the ones from Russia are as pretty as the .mil ladies from Russia we've seen here in pictures, well.....they're pretty. That's all I'll say.




and batshit crazy.


Oh, and American women are just models of sanity and rationality, right?


If I'm gonna marry 'crazy', it might as well be a really, really attractive form of 'crazy', right?

<––just playing devil's advocate. Not looking overseas for a bride at the moment.



Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:38:17 AM EST
I knew a guy at my old unit that flew to St. Petersburg to attend one of their "dances". Well he did and he got what he was looking for. He specifically asked for the girls that noone else wanted .

The next day, he is heading to the airport and what does he see? The chick with all her shit in those Wal-Mart type plastic bags.

He hauled ass to the plane and got out with his kidneys.

Its a totally dick thing to do, but then again, if you guys knew how this guy was....then you would understand.

Funny as hell to hear him talk about it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:40:08 AM EST
CDNN is having a special this week. Shipping is half price, $8.99, plus they throw in two chicom pocketknifes with each order.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:40:18 AM EST
Originally Posted By JINXR:
A guy at my last job tried it. One day, I came in and he had all of these pictures of this Russian girl up. He just kept going on and on about how they "met" on the internet and that she was coming over to visit and most likely stay. Said they were in love, yada yada. The girl was hot and the bikini shots looked good, but he was a weird and looked like a pedophile. He would get insulted if you said it was a Mail Order Bride thing. Promised that it wasn't. Well, the time finally came for her to fly over. He sent her like $2,000 for the plane ticket and he never heard from her again. Came in shortly after and there weren't any pictures of her up. Guy got ripped off and we all saw it coming and tried to warn him. But he was "in love." Dumbass.

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that's a big internet dating scam. One thing leads to another and you send her cash for traveling and your left at the airport waiting.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:40:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By skygod:
I knew a guy at my old unit that flew to St. Petersburg to attend one of their "dances". Well he did and he got what he was looking for. He specifically asked for the girls that noone else wanted .

The next day, he is heading to the airport and what does he see? The chick with all her shit in those Wal-Mart type plastic bags.

He hauled ass to the plane and got out with his kidneys.

Its a totally dick thing to do, but then again, if you guys knew how this guy was....then you would understand.

Funny as hell to hear him talk about it.


Thats awesome!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:41:07 AM EST
Soon as she gets her green card and possibly a family member or two here legally she is gone. Prepare also for divorce and to defend yourself from allegations of abuse.


If you really are so stupid get a prenup at the least.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:41:57 AM EST
The documentary "Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman will answer many questions.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:42:24 AM EST
In on Page 1


Possible Classic
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:42:40 AM EST
How much $ are these guys paying for this?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:47:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
Disaster waiting to happen, IMO. No personal experience, but I've heard one too many horror stories.


Really? I would think some of the ladies from Latvia and LIthuania, Estonia would be good with all their European blood, plus they hate communists can't find a better pick imho.


My Dad worked with a guy that brought one over from Russia. After she got here, turns out she was a physicist with experience in ballistic missile technology. She dumped him and took a major $$$$ paying job with NASA once she was a citizen.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:55:11 AM EST
I had a PSG that had one once. He lost his life savings to that bitch... But I never like him anyways. So he tried it again and I guess he's happy, but broke, with the second one.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:58:06 AM EST
I ordered one back in November from CTD but the site keeps saying they're backordered???
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:03:37 AM EST
My step-grandmother is one from Germany.

This was obviously back in the mid-50s and through a church program. I would hedge a bet that it was a bit more trustworthy back then.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:06:47 AM EST
lol, classy
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:07:01 AM EST
http://www.scanna.com



Date of birth: Nov 24, 1986
Height: 5' 7" (169 cm)
Eye color: Brown
Status: never married lady
City: Zhitomir
Drinking habbits: Never
Smoking habbits: No
Education: University
Occupation: teacher of music
Name: Katya
Age: 22
Weight: 121 lbs (55 kg)
Hair color:Chestnut
Religion: Christianity
Country: Ukraine

Personality: I'm musical and sensual, I live with music and know what it means... I can listen to trembling accords of melody with an uneasy heart and just enjoy it. I can express my thoughts with moving intonation, like only music can. I am just happy in it. And I live my own life like an amazing musical flow in which only joy and light exist.

Interests: music

I am Looking for a man: Don't think, that I'm looking for partner in music, I'm looking for a man. Yeah, that strong and confident man, who makes the life of every woman special... Well, maybe, not everyone, but. But I believe in that. Experienced and smart, loyal and generous he will enter into my life and we'll swim in our own flow of life, created together...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:09:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By stangboy555:
http://www.scanna.com

http://www.scanna.com/images/Ladies/233/fc-233449-4-12055934697.jpg

Date of birth: Nov 24, 1986
Height: 5' 7" (169 cm)
Eye color: Brown
Status: never married lady
City: Zhitomir
Drinking habbits: Never
Smoking habbits: No
Education: University
Occupation: teacher of music
Name: Katya
Age: 22
Weight: 121 lbs (55 kg)
Hair color:Chestnut
Religion: Christianity
Country: Ukraine

Personality: I'mmusical and sensual, I live with music and know what it means... I canlisten to trembling accords of melody with an uneasy heart and justenjoy it. I can express my thoughts with moving intonation, like onlymusic can. I am just happy in it. And I live my own life like anamazing musical flow in which only joy and light exist.

Interests: music

I am Looking for a man: Don'tthink, that I'm looking for partner in music, I'm looking for a man.Yeah, that strong and confident man, who makes the life of every womanspecial... Well, maybe, not everyone, but. But I believe in that.Experienced and smart, loyal and generous he will enter into my lifeand we'll swim in our own flow of life, created together...


How much?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:14:08 AM EST
They're all like $19.95 a month and you get access to their email and phone #'s.

I had a boss that used to go to that site every damn day for 6 months. Every afternoon he'd yell "CHECK OUT #10!!" or "CHECK OUT #27!!". He ended up marrying a German, went visit a Russian, Chinese, then eventually settle on a Filipino.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:14:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Lonestar45:
I ordered one back in November from CTD but the site keeps saying they're backordered???~sorry, we are currently out of the vagina model, you will be sent the penis model -CTD


whoa, watch your cornhole bud
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:15:22 AM EST
i have a friend who is from Russia and he got a mail order bride after getting his US citizenship.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:21:32 AM EST
Mine was the budget model.

Bought her off a Billy Mays advertisement.

For $19.95 I got a peasant Mama-San out of a rice paddy.

She cleaned up pretty good after I got the betel nut off her chin.

Came with a bonus of my choice of the Lime calcium rust remover or the Ginsu knives.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:22:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 10:24:09 AM EST by Tekpc007]
idiot roomate I once had went in for this , met some girl in colombia through some bride site. they hung out for a month down there , got hot and heavy then he left... 2 months later she is preggo and her family is seriously catholic so he goes down to try to see what he can work out. He is met by a few of her brothers with machine guns and is escorted to the church where they are married. well he can't bring her back to the USA due to paperwork so he leaves and tries to let it go and have no contact. No such luck , seems some relatives live in the usa and and have some of the family members come visit the usa where they come visit the roomie and basically tell him to get her in the usa or he is a dead man. 2 years later she is here with his kid , who turned out to have some serious mental issues at that. He is misereable and hates her even though she is hot , and she just blows all his $$, god help the kid...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:25:01 AM EST
warranty?
right of return?
guaranty?
maintenance program?
s/h charges?
limit on qty ordered?
documents?


and the most important question:

Is the manual included?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:28:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tekpc007:
idiot roomate I once had went in for this , met some girl in colombia through some bride site. they hung out for a month down there , got hot and heavy then he left... 2 months later she is preggo and her family is seriously catholic so he goes down to try to see what he can work out. He is met by a few of her brothers with machine guns and is escorted to the church where they are married. well he can't bring her back to the USA due to paperwork so he leaves and tries to let it go and have no contact. No such luck , seems some relatives live in the usa and and have some of the family members come visit the usa where they come visit the roomie and basically tell him to get her in the usa or he is a dead man. 2 years later she is here with his kid , who turned out to have some serious mental issues at that. He is misereable and hates her even though she is hot , and she just blows all his $$, god help the kid...


Ooo.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:37:53 AM EST
Get a blow up doll. They won't give you any lip. No sammiches either.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:40:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By hubcityraider:
Originally Posted By Tekpc007:
idiot roomate I once had went in for this , met some girl in colombia through some bride site. they hung out for a month down there , got hot and heavy then he left... 2 months later she is preggo and her family is seriously catholic so he goes down to try to see what he can work out. He is met by a few of her brothers with machine guns and is escorted to the church where they are married. well he can't bring her back to the USA due to paperwork so he leaves and tries to let it go and have no contact. No such luck , seems some relatives live in the usa and and have some of the family members come visit the usa where they come visit the roomie and basically tell him to get her in the usa or he is a dead man. 2 years later she is here with his kid , who turned out to have some serious mental issues at that. He is misereable and hates her even though she is hot , and she just blows all his $$, god help the kid...


Ooo.


Damn, that sucks.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 10:55:08 AM EST
In on 1 for epic Lulz
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:00:13 AM EST
I don't want a wife.

Mail order or any other kind..
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:00:38 AM EST
A friend of mine married a Russian gal about 15 years ago. Their still married.

A guy that I worked with also married a bride Russia about 10 years ago. He was Mormon. Which struck me as odd that he would go mail order for a Russian Orthodox.

I remember a guy that I worked with back in '02 that getting ready to marry a a girl from Peru. Last I heard he was still married.

So I guess it's about luck whether you get a good one or not. I remember watching a show about a guy in his 50s marrying a woman from Russia. He goes over, get married, meets her brother, and having a good honeymoon. Awhile later back in states he suddenly dies. His daughter(from his first marriage) starts investigating his death. To make a long story short. The Russian gal killed him. Her brother was actually her lover. The Russian gal had gotten a large life insurance on him and cashed it in on the murder. His daughter ended up proving everything. Nothing but a scam.

YMMV

-Arbiter
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:06:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By stangboy555:
http://www.scanna.com

http://www.scanna.com/images/Ladies/233/fc-233449-4-12055934697.jpg

Date of birth: Nov 24, 1986
Height: 5' 7" (169 cm)
Eye color: Brown
Status: never married lady
City: Zhitomir
Drinking habbits: Never
Smoking habbits: No
Education: University
Occupation: teacher of music
Name: Katya
Age: 22
Weight: 121 lbs (55 kg)
Hair color:Chestnut
Religion: Christianity
Country: Ukraine

Personality: I'mmusical and sensual, I live with music and know what it means... I canlisten to trembling accords of melody with an uneasy heart and justenjoy it. I can express my thoughts with moving intonation, like onlymusic can. I am just happy in it. And I live my own life like anamazing musical flow in which only joy and light exist.

Interests: music

I am Looking for a man: Don'tthink, that I'm looking for partner in music, I'm looking for a man.Yeah, that strong and confident man, who makes the life of every womanspecial... Well, maybe, not everyone, but. But I believe in that.Experienced and smart, loyal and generous he will enter into my lifeand we'll swim in our own flow of life, created together...


She has PSYCHO written ALL OVER HER.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:11:51 AM EST
I know a few guys that have married MOB's and done well. Two of them married russian ladies and have been happily married for years now. My brother married a mexican woman who is bright, attractive, works as nurse and keeps the imaculate. She is a wonderful lady!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:18:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tekpc007:
idiot roomate I once had went in for this , met some girl in colombia through some bride site. they hung out for a month down there , got hot and heavy then he left... 2 months later she is preggo and her family is seriously catholic so he goes down to try to see what he can work out. He is met by a few of her brothers with machine guns and is escorted to the church where they are married. well he can't bring her back to the USA due to paperwork so he leaves and tries to let it go and have no contact. No such luck , seems some relatives live in the usa and and have some of the family members come visit the usa where they come visit the roomie and basically tell him to get her in the usa or he is a dead man. 2 years later she is here with his kid , who turned out to have some serious mental issues at that. He is misereable and hates her even though she is hot , and she just blows all his $$, god help the kid...


Haha, that is an awesome story!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:27 AM EST
Uhhhm. Do not, I repeat, do not do this.

I've helped a couple clients with these situations. Unless you want all your money to go away in the impending divorce and custody battle, do not go one step further.
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