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Posted: 6/16/2009 8:04:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 8:05:32 AM EST by CWO]
"Enlarge female's breast obviously : Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES!

According to the company, this "micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable" Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:

• Make breast up. ()
• Dredge breast glands. ()
• Eliminate blood stasis.
• Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid ()
• Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
• If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal
secretion. ()



Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:06:38 AM EST
well, I'm all for happy healthy breasts
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:06:58 AM EST
Hmmm, I wonder if they make jock straps?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:07:33 AM EST
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:08:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:09:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By CWO:
"Enlarge female's breast obviously : Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES!

According to the company, this "micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable" Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:

• Make breast up. ()
• Dredge breast glands. ()
• Eliminate blood stasis.
• Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid ()
• Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
• If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal
secretion. ()



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/Eyesofsilver/magic-massage-bra.png



I was thinking I needed to pick one of these up for the gf. Then I saw this part and thought that if this is the key, I'll just try my own balls first.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:10:45 AM EST
Massaging breasts makes the grow larger?????? Ah fuck, I can do that for free.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:10:49 AM EST


For all you woman out there who want one of these bras but cannot afford it, im willing to sit there all night while you sleep and massage your breasts to make them bigger. that way when you finally have children you'll have big healthy breasts for them to feed on.
Let me massage your breasts all night............do it for the children.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:11:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:13:27 AM EST
No one is going to get any work done wearing these things.

I wonder how much noise they make? The bzzzz-buzzzz could be very distracting to male co-workers.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:15:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?




Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:30:54 AM EST
Eh, forget it... Doesn't work. If massage increased breast size, my wife would look like Dolly Parton by now.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:54:31 AM EST
Massaging hasn't worked on anything I got....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:32:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?




Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:34:14 AM EST

I got your forceful vibration balls right here ......
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:35:28 AM EST
My wife's boobies should be HUGE right now!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:36:42 AM EST
Cool. I love big titties!

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Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:38:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?






Someone else's jock?!? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:38:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?


Both?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:38:45 AM EST
Sold to you by Smilin' Barb of Enzyte.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:47:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Hmmm, I wonder if they make jock straps?


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:50:59 AM EST
Thinking of the Joe Walsh song....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:00:48 AM EST
I was imagining a pair of OD army glove liners hot glued onto a bikini top.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:03:09 AM EST
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:10:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.


Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:11:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.


Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you?


Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop.


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:21:46 AM EST
How does it work on man boobs?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:23:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Hmmm, I wonder if they make jock straps?


lol
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:25:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.


Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you?


Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop.




Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:46:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:48:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.


Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you?


Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop.




Do you prefer a Johnson or Evinrude?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:04:06 AM EST
And a cinder block and some paracord will enlarge your penis......Bullshit is bullshit.....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:08:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 11:08:51 AM EST by lamarbrog]

Originally Posted By Will:
And a cinder block and some paracord will enlarge your penis......Bullshit is bullshit.....

This doesn't work?



Uh oh....

Anyone looking to buy a cinder block and sum para cord?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:10:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.


Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you?


Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop.




This thread just got real interesting!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:12:25 AM EST
So how do i become a full service Magic Bra repair man.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:15:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Freezespray:
Massaging hasn't worked on anything I got....



Your trying hard enough. There must be callusses involved
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:16:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By FMJshooter:
So how do i become a full service Magic Bra repair man.


Now that would be a hell of job!

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Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:26:18 AM EST
This is very easy to masterbate too!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:30:36 AM EST
LADIES OF ARFCOM!

Because I'm such a gentlemen, I will be glad to offer breast massages free of charge for any and all of our female members.

I know, it's hard being a woman, relax, and let me do all the work.

If you aren't truly satisfied with my work, there's a 100% money back guarantee!

ACT NOW! This limited time offer is here to stay


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:40:42 AM EST

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:42:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.

Just the nips. But a successful baby batter injection works very well in boobage enhancements. Takes 5 months but certain.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:44:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.


My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:53:18 AM EST
Everyone knows that is not the answer. If you want to increase breast size you must use sharmin. Rub breast daily with sharmin to increase size. That is all you have too do.




Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:54:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.


My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that...



She was trying to entice you to suck hers?

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 12:00:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By Red_Label:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.


My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that...



She was trying to entice you to suck hers?



No, her daughter had inverted nipples and she was trying to avoid surgery costs.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 12:02:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Red_Label:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.


My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that...



She was trying to entice you to suck hers?



No, her daughter had inverted nipples and she was trying to avoid surgery costs.



LOL... Never had someone's mother trying to get me to suck her daughters nipples. Then again... never needed to be asked...

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 12:02:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By Just_Parker:
i could just as easily do that with my hands for free


You talking about the bra or the jock?


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 1:36:04 PM EST
I say we must do field tests to be sure! Anyone seen conservativeblkfem around??????
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 2:48:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Marcbme:
I say we must do field tests to be sure! Anyone seen conservativeblkfem around??????


She is around. We were tag-teaming a libtard last night.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 2:52:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 2:52:46 PM EST by jmftexas]
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow.

Just the nips. But a successful baby batter injection works very well in boobage enhancements. Takes 5 months but certain.


No, no it doesn't. We saw results very very quickly.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:06:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By Maximilian:
How does it work on man boobs?


I nominate you to find out and report back.
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