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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:29:54 PM EDT
I take too-hot showers and wear knee-length wool socks in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion in the bathroom to use after I shower. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay.



This stuff stinks to high heaven. I've washed my hands five times, can still smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone just to get the smell out of my skin.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:30:44 PM EDT
What ever sugar bear.

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:32:15 PM EDT
Leave it on and go to the bar
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:33:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:34:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 5:34:42 PM EDT by PotLicker]
Wash your hands with toothpaste. I know it takes the smell of fish off after cleaning a mess
of fresh fish.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:34:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:37:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:39:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...


CLP

Cleaner, Lube, and Protectant all in one
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:39:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jeep450:
What ever sugar bear.

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:40:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...


I bet that stuff would burn.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:40:33 PM EDT
Perfect username...

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:42:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...


I bet that stuff would burn.

Yes it would...but it would smell nice..

I love the smell of some fresh Hoppes...
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:45:53 PM EDT
Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:52:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 583:
Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm.

http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg


I usually use Neutrogena Fragrance Free, only thing I've found that can keep my hands from cracking and bleeding in the winter. Only problem is the stuff costs too much.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:52:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...


I bet that stuff would burn.

Yes it would...but it would smell nice..

I love the smell of some fresh Hoppes...


I loved the smell years ago. Now it just makes me sick.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:53:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By 583:
Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm.

http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg


I usually use Neutrogena Fragrance Free, only thing I've found that can keep my hands from cracking and bleeding in the winter. Only problem is the stuff costs too much.


Just buy the Udder Cream, you'll thank me later.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:55:17 PM EDT
So, I guess this isn't something you want to jack-off with...
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:56:58 PM EDT
I use my wife's Skin So Soft. I made the mistake of dumping about 5 tablespoons in the tub because 1 tablespoon just didn't look like enough.

Good luck getting out of the tub after that. I felt like a greased eel. Finally had to slither over the side and onto the rug because we don't have any hand rails.

I smelled like a french whore aftwards. I did find out it makes a pretty good cover scent for deer hunting though. The young bucks don't pay it much attention and the mosquitoes won't bother you as much either.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:59:38 PM EDT
Watch yer cornhole bud. At least until it wears off.

Danny
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:01:10 PM EDT
corn huskers oil used to use that when i was working outside in the winters worked pretty damn good and its cheap.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:38:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 583:
Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm.

http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg


Good stuff. My hands usually get dry and crack in the winter because I do not wear gloves like I should. This stuff usually helps.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:40:02 PM EDT
Feeling a sudden urge to wear a miniskirt?

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:46:20 PM EDT
Be glad it was moisturizer.... My ex BF grabbed a bottle of Nair, thinking it was lotion, to Um...take care of stuff.
OMG it was hilarious! He lit off for the bathroom because his junk was on fire.....!!!!!!
He couldn't hold his "junk" to pee for a couple of weeks.....
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:47:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
Feeling a sudden urge to wear a miniskirt?

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Why, you buying?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:48:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
So, I guess this isn't something you want to jack-off with...


Not when Astroglide is still being manufactured.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:50:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 6:52:21 PM EDT by s1rGr1nG0]
Originally Posted By Burley:
I take too-hot showers with men and wear knee-length wool socks sheer hose in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion KY in the bathroom to use after I shower with men. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay and it's just FABULOUS!



This stuff stinks to high heaven smells devine. I've washed my hands slathered it all over my body five times, can still because I just love the smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone more men just to get share the smell out of my skin.


Fixed it.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:53:05 PM EDT
You gun eat yo cornbread?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:02:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iiibdsiil:

CLP

Cleaner, Lube, and Protectant all in one


Actually after I handle quickcrete or anything especially muddy, I like to squirt a little WD40 on my hands then wash with regular soap and water.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:14:50 PM EDT
good stuff


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:41:51 PM EDT
You'll be OK if you stop now. If you read the fine print, it says the vagina won't start to grow in until after the third application.

I would second the Hoppes recommendation. It's a good solvent and smells pretty.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:44:20 PM EDT
Pics of oiled up legs?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 8:05:17 PM EDT
Something smells delicious!............Oh it's you.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 8:54:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 11:09:06 PM EDT by LtColKalibre]
Originally Posted By Burley:
...after I shower...I broke down and used her Oil of Olay...



That's right. They don't want to do it at first, but after they get the hose, they rub the lotion on their skin.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 9:02:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 9:21:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By kcolg30:


Never had dry skin?


I rather use Hoppes...


I bet that stuff would burn.


Put some under your arms after you shave your pits, Sugar Tits.


Will that help prevent ingrown hairs big boy?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:55:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By digitalebola:
Pics of oiled up legs?


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Link Posted: 1/7/2012 7:06:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/8/2012 12:57:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 1:47:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:
Originally Posted By Burley:
I take too-hot showers with men and wear knee-length wool socks sheer hose in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion KY in the bathroom to use after I shower with men. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay and it's just FABULOUS!



This stuff stinks to high heaven smells devine. I've washed my hands slathered it all over my body five times, can still because I just love the smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone more men just to get share the smell out of my skin.


Fixed it.



Link Posted: 1/8/2012 2:12:05 AM EDT
The line to turn in your man card starts over there ––––––––->
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 2:50:59 AM EDT
I put Nair on my face once. It removes hair, right??? Skin too it turns out.
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