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Posted: 6/3/2003 11:38:12 AM EDT
Homeless Depot: 3 womenz by the registers: Me: Offering my arm with just a touch of Groucho," Which a youse three spicy little tomatoes wanna escort me to the Pro Desk?" The 2 teenagers bolt, the older woman, mid 50s, takes my arm."Hey, Stud, you're coming with me." We moseyed to the pro desk laughing. 5 minutes later, in the electrical aisle. A guy in his mid 80s. He asked me how to hook something up. I show him. He asks: "Should I shut off the breaker first?" "Maybe at my age, but not yours. A couple jolts should really give your battery a pretty good charging. That way, the next woman you hook up with you can light up like a pinball machine and she'll pay off in silver dollars!" Wink. The old coot laughed like hell. I KNOW I made his day.(Why don't we treat old guys like one of the boys? They are, They just got a few years on us, that's all.) Getting coffee on the way home. Clerk, female, mid 20s. A Great Stone face. I get my coffee, put my cash on the plank.Big smile. "Hiya, Gorgeous, Where ya been all my life!" Wink. "I'm not gorgeous!" Feminazi. "I know, you're really as ugly as homemade sin, but I didn't want to embarrass you in front of all these people." 6 or 7 people in the store cracked up.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:39:58 AM EDT
You rock! [:D] Aviator
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:44:07 AM EDT
[:D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 11:48:09 AM EDT
I'm still not sure who the funniest person on the site is. It's either you or sgtar15. Sorry ILL & TRG. Nice job! Any developments with the SEC?
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 3:23:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: Any developments with the SEC?
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Any and all future SEC adventures will be purely coincidental. Kitty is on his last legs and I REFUSE to push the little guy.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 5:17:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: Any developments with the SEC?
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Any and all future SEC adventures will be purely coincidental. Kitty is on his last legs and I REFUSE to push the little guy.
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Very understandable. I was thinking about the match you wanted to shoot in, so you had us write letters. I wouldn't want your cat to die for a laugh.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 6:10:04 PM EDT
You rock the body that rocks the party. Just Out-Fricken-Standing I tell ya. [:D]
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