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Posted: 10/5/2014 6:26:10 PM EST
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:29:37 PM EST
"Sure, just give me your keys"

"OK I moved your cars and even left them running for you. But don't worry, I made sure to lock the doors before I left them."

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Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:36:33 PM EST
I bet they were headed to the Chinese buffet
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:37:57 PM EST
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I recently secured the personnel elevator for a few days underway because the swells were causing it to shut down. Whenever someone asked, I told them the ship's medical officer requested it secured to celebrate Healthy Heart Week.

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Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:43:24 PM EST
We have a guy that is about 400lbs now and growing, gets out of breath walking 50 feet from his desk to the conference room. Government job though so there isn't much that can be done about it I guess, he pretty much just sits at his desk and stares at his email inbox all day in between inhaling bags of McDonalds food.
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Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:46:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
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Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:49:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Yes?

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Alabama.....
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:53:49 PM EST
hahahaha
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:56:07 PM EST
300?

You know fat doesn't weigh as much as muscle....!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 6:57:46 PM EST
In before all the chubby chasers request pics
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:01:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
We have a guy that is about 400lbs now and growing, gets out of breath walking 50 feet from his desk to the conference room. Government job though so there isn't much that can be done about it I guess, he pretty much just sits at his desk and stares at his email inbox all day in between inhaling bags of McDonalds food.
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Start a pool on when he will get to 500 lbs.

Take side bets on whether he will drop dead before he gets to 500 lbs.

Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:03:05 PM EST
Ah fuck it. Im in a dry spell, and could use some pics
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:08:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Yes?

Tell me more...







one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:23:19 PM EST
Mmm, I bet it smelt like bacon in there.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:23:43 PM EST
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Ah fuck it. Im in a dry spell, and could use some pics
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Damn, 300 lbs will put you off your feed, dawg!
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:31:46 PM EST
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Alabama.....
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Originally Posted By feudist:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Yes?

Tell me more...




Alabama.....
HEYYY!

No, that's fair.


Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:35:06 PM EST
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one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run
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Originally Posted By feudist:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Yes?

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NEED PICS.




one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run

Need pic of pig tails lady to be sure.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:38:51 PM EST
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one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run
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Originally Posted By feudist:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..
Yes?

Tell me more...







one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run

You sure can paint a picture with words...
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 7:44:41 PM EST
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I recently secured the personnel elevator for a few days underway because the swells were causing it to shut down. Whenever someone asked, I told them the ship's medical officer requested it secured to celebrate Healthy Heart Week.

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Shit if I was the MO on that ship, I'd tell you to extend it longer....
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 8:23:02 PM EST
Send in the Marines
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 10:10:52 PM EST
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http://<a href="http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/sel366/media/79453E95-20D4-497B-8470-5FD0AA7692B5_zpsez3tpqkg.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/79453E95-20D4-497B-8470-5FD0AA7692B5_zpsez3tpqkg.jpg</a>
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Fake, I can tell by the eyebrows.
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