Made 3 really fat ladies get all hot and sweaty....

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Made 3 really fat ladies get all hot and sweaty....

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:26:10 PM EDT

we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:29:37 PM EDT

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"Sure, just give me your keys"

"OK I moved your cars and even left them running for you. But don't worry, I made sure to lock the doors before I left them."

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Posted: 10/5/2014 7:36:33 PM EDT

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I bet they were headed to the Chinese buffet

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:37:57 PM EDT

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I recently secured the personnel elevator for a few days underway because the swells were causing it to shut down. Whenever someone asked, I told them the ship's medical officer requested it secured to celebrate Healthy Heart Week.

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Posted: 10/5/2014 7:43:24 PM EDT

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We have a guy that is about 400lbs now and growing, gets out of breath walking 50 feet from his desk to the conference room. Government job though so there isn't much that can be done about it I guess, he pretty much just sits at his desk and stares at his email inbox all day in between inhaling bags of McDonalds food.

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:45:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/5/2014 7:46:10 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/5/2014 7:46:56 PM EDT

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

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Posted: 10/5/2014 7:49:03 PM EDT

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Yes?

Tell me more...

Alabama.....

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:53:49 PM EDT

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hahahaha

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:56:07 PM EDT

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300?

You know fat doesn't weigh as much as muscle....!!

Posted: 10/5/2014 7:57:46 PM EDT

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In before all the chubby chasers request pics

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:01:39 PM EDT

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We have a guy that is about 400lbs now and growing, gets out of breath walking 50 feet from his desk to the conference room. Government job though so there isn't much that can be done about it I guess, he pretty much just sits at his desk and stares at his email inbox all day in between inhaling bags of McDonalds food.

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Start a pool on when he will get to 500 lbs.

Take side bets on whether he will drop dead before he gets to 500 lbs.

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:03:05 PM EDT

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Ah fuck it. Im in a dry spell, and could use some pics

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:08:33 PM EDT

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Yes?

Tell me more...

one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:23:19 PM EDT

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Mmm, I bet it smelt like bacon in there.

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:23:43 PM EDT

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Damn, 300 lbs will put you off your feed, dawg!

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:31:46 PM EDT

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Alabama.....

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Yes?

Tell me more...

Alabama.....

HEYYY!

No, that's fair.

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:35:06 PM EDT

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Yes?

Tell me more...

NEED PICS.

one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run

Need pic of pig tails lady to be sure.

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:38:51 PM EDT

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we closed off the main entrance at work yesterday for HVAC work. Everyone coming to work in the morning had to come thru the emergency exit on the north side...after the work was done we closed the emergency exit on the north side of the building and opened the main entrance again. Unfortunately 3 of our curvier plus sized (north of 300lbs) females had parked near the north side and were going to have to walk 100 yards around the building to get to their cars for lunch.

Apparently this was a source of consternation for them and I was asked if I were going to provide valet service to go fetch their cars.

They weren't kidding..

Yes?

Tell me more...

one of them was red faced and wore pig tails like a little girl....and when she walked she looked like one of those Jaeger pilots from "Pacific Rim" trying to make their robots run

You sure can paint a picture with words...

Posted: 10/5/2014 8:44:41 PM EDT

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I recently secured the personnel elevator for a few days underway because the swells were causing it to shut down. Whenever someone asked, I told them the ship's medical officer requested it secured to celebrate Healthy Heart Week.

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Shit if I was the MO on that ship, I'd tell you to extend it longer....