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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 10/2/2005 6:12:40 PM EDT
My son: Dad, you know why girls wear makeup and perfume.

Me: No son, why?

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My son: Because they're ugly and they stink.
Me:


I think he's hit the "girls have cooties" stage.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:14:37 PM EDT
lmfao. quite the perceptive lad you have there...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:15:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:16:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:16:01 PM EDT
in 15 years:

Dad, do you know why women drink and take antidepressants by the handful?

no, why?

Because they're lunatics and can't stand themselves.

Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:17:42 PM EDT
He is starting off pretty good there. Hopfully he stays this far ahead of the curve.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:17:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
in 15 years:

Dad, do you know why women drink and take antidepressants by the handful?

no, why?

Because they're lunatics and can't stand themselves.




LOL
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:18:40 PM EDT
That was a goodun'
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:44:27 PM EDT


Gotta love'em.....

Sean
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:45:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
in 15 years:

Dad, do you know why women drink and take antidepressants by the handful?

no, why?

Because they're lunatics and can't stand themselves.




Too bad its true.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:48:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JBowles:
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..I'm... Scared...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:06:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2005 7:08:07 PM EDT by Searcherfortruth]
My son who is going to be 8 in 2 days, just asked me tonight in the truck on the way to grandmas house, if I will teach him how to smoke a cigar!

I told him when he's much older I would.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:11:54 PM EDT
That joke was on the Tom Leykis show the other day. I left then also!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 10:12:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
He is starting off pretty good there. Hopfully he stays this far ahead of the curve.



Eh, I'd be worried he continues to think girls are like that when he's older, yet thinks boys are hot and smell nice.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 10:16:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By JBowles:
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..I'm... Scared...



+1
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:08:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2005 11:08:39 PM EDT by Stealth]
Sounds like something my six year old boy would say.

Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JBowles:
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That's....disturbing.....
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:26:34 PM EDT
out of the mouths of babes.....
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