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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:57:42 PM EDT
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craigslist
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:58:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Do you kow how i know your GHEY..................................................Your drinking at a Sausage FEST
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:59:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Mine trumps yours. Alone, sharpening knives.
Who the fuck sharpens knives on a Saturday night? Me. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:00:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Well go get one!!!
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:00:41 PM EDT
[#5]
well i'm hanging out with all of my friends who all have girlfriends here, so yeah, i need to go find me one
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:01:04 PM EDT
[#6]
You could always go this
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:01:12 PM EDT
[#7]
I win. Alone at college, sitting in my dorm room.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:03:45 PM EDT
[#8]
In the same boat. Here on arfcom on a perfectly good night.
Edit: Oh, I am married but hit 50yr old mark. Things are just definitely not the same. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:03:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:33 PM EDT
[#10]
pics or fail.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Fleshlight From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:48 PM EDT
[#12]
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I win. Alone at college, sitting in my dorm room. no i do - alone in a hotel room - sober, 700+ miles away from the wife, posting on ARFCOM, and there is a titty bar 2 blocks away |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:53 PM EDT
[#13]
I need a girlfriend too!
But it pisses my wife off when I get one. 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:05:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Alone. Practicing clearing the rooms to my mom's apartment with a lower reciever, stock, and Pmag. Watching Clerks on Comedy Central. Just found out the only girlfriend I ever had has a new boyfriend.
I win. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:06:29 PM EDT
[#15]
Definitely not the same thing, same as porn, strippers, etc. Slide some skin man.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:07:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Alone in parent's house surfing arfcom. I win.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:08:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Fleshlight From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures. i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:08:31 PM EDT
[#18]
Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:14:19 PM EDT
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Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up. you win the most truthful statement of the night |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:16:16 PM EDT
[#20]
Your buddies all have bung-holes......don't they?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:16:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Fried the MoBo on my desktop with a bad BIOS flash, made a homemade curry (no, I'm not British or Indian), complete takedown my Mossberg for no good reason, now I'm on ARFCom. Shower, get ready to go to work, hope for a quiet night and get some studying and some night crew reading done. That was this Saturday, SSDD.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:23:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up. you win the most truthful statement of the night More like the most bullshit statement of the night. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:24:01 PM EDT
[#23]
suddenly I feel better about my life...
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:25:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Buy yourself a Fleshlight problem solved...
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:25:47 PM EDT
[#25]
Get a good grip on yourself
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:26:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Lol...sigline material:
Girlfriends and wives are like communism. The idea sounds nice, but in reality they are both fundamentally fucked up. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:45 PM EDT
[#27]
Just wait till you're drinking alone desperately waiting for Taylor Swift to update her twitter page. Not that I do that
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:28:20 PM EDT
[#28]
I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:29:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up. you win the most truthful statement of the night More like the most bullshit statement of the night. How can an opinion, on something as vague as the idea of having a girlfriend, be bullshit?  |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:29:54 PM EDT
[#30]
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I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work. you've got a friend in arfcom 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:31:41 PM EDT
[#31]
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Get a good grip on yourself +1, don't let your meat loaf. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:32:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Quoted: Fleshlight From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures. i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok. Knob creek seems to be doing its job though. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:03 PM EDT
[#33]
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Saturday night and I'm hanging out drinking with a bunch of dudes. If you get them drunk enough and you are also, Who know what might happen. For me it's Gay Lesbian not being Gay sex for the win. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Fleshlight From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures. i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok. Knob creek seems to be doing its job though. i eated the purple berries |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Welcome to the party. :BEER:
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:34:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Divorced,wife left with everything including my Boxer and trying to pay off the massive debt she left me with.
I quite drinking a while ago,because everything I needed to know about drinking I learned in 4 years as a 11B. I have credit card companies suing me,and I don't have any more creamer for my coffee in the AM. I live in MA where i am being taxed to death,and I can't own a supressor. I can't be in a relationship because I can't trust a female anymore for more than 2 weeks. I win. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Just buy a girlfriend at www.realdoll.com....
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Be careful what you wish for ...
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:56 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Saturday night and I'm hanging out drinking with a bunch of dudes. Saturday night, and I'm cleaning my house... Of course, I do have a date tomorrow afternoon... |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:37:04 PM EDT
[#40]
Real Doll , for when you can't get a real girl !
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:37:15 PM EDT
[#41]
Mr_Happyface: believe me you are much better off. As the old saying goes, "if floats, fvcks, or swims; it is cheaper to rent it."
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:37:17 PM EDT
[#42]
Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:38:21 PM EDT
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Your buddies all have bung-holes......don't they? I think Dr Salee has a point. It's not like any of your friends are gonna go blab anything, will they? Go for it! |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:41:21 PM EDT
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Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win? you've got the internet |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:42:08 PM EDT
[#45]
Wow. Compared to some of you guys I'm a regular Don Juan. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:42:26 PM EDT
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I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work. you've got a friend in arfcom 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:43:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mine trumps yours. Alone, sharpening knives. Who the fuck sharpens knives on a Saturday night? Me. I do too. I also usually clean some of my guns, and watch old Star Trek episodes on DVD. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:12 PM EDT
[#48]
this sucks, one of the girls here has some really nice bewbs, but her boyfriend would beat my ass from one end of atlanta to the other
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:52:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win? you've got the internet That is about the only thing I have. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 8:03:14 PM EDT
[#50]
"thinking is the best way to travel"
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