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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:57:19 PM EST


Saturday night and I'm hanging out drinking with a bunch of dudes.




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:57:42 PM EST
craigslist
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:58:49 PM EST
Do you kow how i know your GHEY..................................................Your drinking at a Sausage FEST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:59:32 PM EST
Mine trumps yours. Alone, sharpening knives.

Who the fuck sharpens knives on a Saturday night?

Me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:00:01 PM EST
Well go get one!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:00:41 PM EST
well i'm hanging out with all of my friends who all have girlfriends here, so yeah, i need to go find me one

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:01:04 PM EST
You could always go this
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:01:12 PM EST
I win. Alone at college, sitting in my dorm room.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:03:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:04:43 PM EST by Steerpike]
In the same boat. Here on arfcom on a perfectly good night.

Edit: Oh, I am married but hit 50yr old mark. Things are just definitely not the same.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:03:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:33 PM EST
pics or fail.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:35 PM EST

Fleshlight
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:05:38 PM EST by sinsir]
Originally Posted By Feier:
I win. Alone at college, sitting in my dorm room.


no i do - alone in a hotel room - sober, 700+ miles away from the wife, posting on ARFCOM, and there is a titty bar 2 blocks away

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:53 PM EST
I need a girlfriend too!

But it pisses my wife off when I get one.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:05:37 PM EST
Alone. Practicing clearing the rooms to my mom's apartment with a lower reciever, stock, and Pmag. Watching Clerks on Comedy Central. Just found out the only girlfriend I ever had has a new boyfriend.


I win.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:06:29 PM EST
Definitely not the same thing, same as porn, strippers, etc. Slide some skin man.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:07:41 PM EST
Alone in parent's house surfing arfcom. I win.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:08:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By chips:

Fleshlight
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:08:31 PM EST
Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:14:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up.


you win the most truthful statement of the night
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:16:16 PM EST
Your buddies all have bung-holes......don't they?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:16:21 PM EST
Fried the MoBo on my desktop with a bad BIOS flash, made a homemade curry (no, I'm not British or Indian), complete takedown my Mossberg for no good reason, now I'm on ARFCom. Shower, get ready to go to work, hope for a quiet night and get some studying and some night crew reading done. That was this Saturday, SSDD.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:23:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up.


you win the most truthful statement of the night


More like the most bullshit statement of the night.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:24:01 PM EST
suddenly I feel better about my life...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:47 PM EST
Buy yourself a Fleshlight problem solved...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:26:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:27:04 PM EST by brucers99]
Lol...sigline material:

Girlfriends and wives are like communism. The idea sounds nice, but in reality they are both fundamentally fucked up.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:27:45 PM EST
Just wait till you're drinking alone desperately waiting for Taylor Swift to update her twitter page. Not that I do that
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:28:20 PM EST
I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By sleepy56ace:
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Be careful what you wish for. They are like communism, the idea sounds nice but, in reality, they're fundamentally fucked up.


you win the most truthful statement of the night


More like the most bullshit statement of the night.

How can an opinion, on something as vague as the idea of having a girlfriend, be bullshit?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By JimsZR2:
I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work.


you've got a friend in arfcom
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:31:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Get a good grip on yourself


+1, don't let your meat loaf.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:32:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:

Originally Posted By chips:

Fleshlight
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok.


Knob creek seems to be doing its job though.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:33:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mr_Happyface:


Saturday night and I'm hanging out drinking with a bunch of dudes.






If you get them drunk enough and you are also, Who know what might happen.

For me it's Gay Lesbian not being Gay sex for the win.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:33:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By poke4570:

Originally Posted By TurdyDingo:

Originally Posted By chips:

Fleshlight
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a line of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

i i havded one of those but the woman just left and make me drink by myself since has he ast o pick up her girl in the morning and go to chuch. but its ok knob creek is ok.


Knob creek seems to be doing its job though.

i eated the purple berries
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:33:56 PM EST
Welcome to the party. :BEER:
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:34:54 PM EST
Divorced,wife left with everything including my Boxer and trying to pay off the massive debt she left me with.

I quite drinking a while ago,because everything I needed to know about drinking I learned in 4 years as a 11B.

I have credit card companies suing me,and I don't have any more creamer for my coffee in the AM.

I live in MA where i am being taxed to death,and I can't own a supressor.

I can't be in a relationship because I can't trust a female anymore for more than 2 weeks.

I win.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:35:01 PM EST
Just buy a girlfriend at www.realdoll.com....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:35:35 PM EST
Be careful what you wish for ...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:35:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mr_Happyface:


Saturday night and I'm hanging out drinking with a bunch of dudes.


Saturday night, and I'm cleaning my house...

Of course, I do have a date tomorrow afternoon...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:37:04 PM EST
Real Doll , for when you can't get a real girl !
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:37:15 PM EST
Mr_Happyface: believe me you are much better off. As the old saying goes, "if floats, fvcks, or swims; it is cheaper to rent it."
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:37:17 PM EST
Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:38:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Your buddies all have bung-holes......don't they?


I think Dr Salee has a point.

It's not like any of your friends are gonna go blab anything, will they?

Go for it!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:41:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By Scout198575:
Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win?


you've got the internet
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:42:08 PM EST




Wow. Compared to some of you guys I'm a regular Don Juan.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:42:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By JimsZR2:
I feel for you. I'm in the same boat. I have no local friends at all and no girlfriend. I really don't trust any locals either. I've literally spent the whole summer at home and work.


you've got a friend in arfcom


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:43:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By DemonicLemming:
Mine trumps yours. Alone, sharpening knives.

Who the fuck sharpens knives on a Saturday night?

Me.

I do too. I also usually clean some of my guns, and watch old Star Trek episodes on DVD.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:45:12 PM EST
this sucks, one of the girls here has some really nice bewbs, but her boyfriend would beat my ass from one end of atlanta to the other
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:52:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By surplusnut:
Originally Posted By Scout198575:
Here I am, alone, in my apartment, not even drinking. No girlfriend, no TV, no friends within 60 or more miles of me, just recently had my knee operated on.... the list could go on. What do I win?


you've got the internet

That is about the only thing I have.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:03:14 PM EST
"thinking is the best way to travel"
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