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Posted: 9/26/2005 9:49:08 PM EDT
Was watching the news today, and they said Lyndie England HAD A BABY-you've got to be kidding me-she's a female? And if that isn't a shock, then how in the hell did she get pregnant?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:30:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pieceofstink:
Was watching the news today, and they said Lyndie England HAD A BABY-you've got to be kidding me-she's a female? And if that isn't a shock, then how in the hell did she get pregnant?



Doggy style, would be my guess.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:32:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 5:32:23 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:36:10 AM EDT
Pics? . . . of the attorney, not lindey.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:37:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pieceofstink:
And if that isn't a shock, then how in the hell did she get pregnant?



Well, she did have that one guy on a leash.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:37:25 AM EDT
The baby is reported to be 1/2 Iraqi
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:39:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:40:37 AM EDT

pieceofstink



Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:42:11 AM EDT



Coincidence?


CWO
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:47:53 AM EDT
She is fugly enough to turn a straight man gay.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:47:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:50:42 AM EDT
she looks like pepermint patty
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:57:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 762minigun2:
she looks like pepermint patty




That is an insult to Peppermint Patty!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:58:56 AM EDT
Are you guys saying that you wouldn't take one for the Team?





C'mon guys - where is your sense of adventure?


CWO
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:06:31 AM EDT
She's so ugly I heard the Brits are trying to get her to change her name to "Lynndie France"
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:13:21 AM EDT
looks like a 2 bagger
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:15:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
looks like a 2 bagger



3 bagger. One for you, one for her incase yours falls off, and the third for your dog so he doesn't lose respect for you.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:16:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
She's so ugly I heard the Brits are trying to get her to change her name to "Lynndie France"

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:25:34 AM EDT
I'd hit it except I'll bet her pie has pecans
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:48:44 AM EDT
I was wondering how she EVER got pregnant then I learned in psych class it's a pretty common phenomenon for guys to gravitate toward the only girl in the room after a period of time without exposure to any other women... even if they're as fugly as that.

I was also wondering if she was female too when I first saw her.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:51:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:58:26 AM EDT
You guys are messing with me. That's Danny from the Partidge Family
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:00:29 AM EDT
If my dick got hard for her, i'd cut it off.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:07:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jcp84:
I was wondering how she EVER got pregnant then I learned in psych class it's a pretty common phenomenon for guys to gravitate toward the only girl in the room after a period of time without exposure to any other women... even if they're as fugly as that.

I was also wondering if she was female too when I first saw her.



Thing about the Army is, its the only place where ugly chicks can be picky.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:13:28 AM EDT
Her face reminds me of a squirrel with a bunch of shit stuffed in the cheeks.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:14:59 AM EDT

Lyndie England is a female???? WTF??




Sadly
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:26:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
You should have seen her female attorney. HOTHOTHOT.


She's lookin ok (I'd hit it but my standards aren't that high)...but let's be honest...I could stand next to Lyndie England and whip out a manboob and half the guys in here would start drooling.

Put the attorney next to Pam Anderson (or any hot chick) and you'll see what I mean.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:29:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:41:46 AM EDT
Remember, this happened in Iraq.
She was, slightly, better than a camel and there was probably more than one guy that hit it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:53:51 AM EDT
SHe is one of those women who get really ugly when they get fat. She had the stress of the indictment, being pregnant and so she did what most women do, get fat.

Looking back in the pictures in question from Abu Gharib prison and seeing how Sgt Graner looked like Alfred E. Neuman (he is the father), you could see how she wouold gravitate toward him. Father figure? Nope, this is just a case of Lyndie wanting dick and the best pick (prick?) was an NCO in her unit (cock holster?)
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:54:07 AM EDT
Garner was basically hitting all the chicks at Abu. He's the father of England's baby, but he got married to another one of the female defendents.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:02:02 AM EDT
I wouldn't do that with a stolen dick on the end of a ten-foot pole with TRG or 1GR pushin'!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:05:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fourays2:
looks like a 2 bagger



x2

She is a 4 bagger. Can't be too careful with something like that.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:15:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:
I wouldn't do that with a stolen dick on the end of a ten-foot pole with TRG or 1GR pushin'!



Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:28:48 AM EDT
I feel bad for her. I think that she is a dull normal that found some kind of acceptance in the Army followed orders and her boyfriend stupid instructions and now has her life ruined. I can not believe that her actions weren't sanctioned. The methods used were too similiar to IDF techniques to be chance.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 12:53:40 PM EDT
Army issue face ........no frills.



What some might call Desert Pussy.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 12:55:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 12:57:02 PM EDT by thompsondd]
I thought that was Danny Bonaduce





Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:05:59 PM EDT
Simply having something as fugly as that as a prison guard automatically qualifies as torture...
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 1:18:32 PM EDT
At least her attorney has nice legs.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:26:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 4:27:47 PM EDT by Ohio]


You realize that this proves Neanderthal Man was Homo Sapiens after all?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:28:24 PM EDT
definitly not that 'fine'

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:32:53 PM EDT
So am I the only one who can't wait for her sex video to hit the internet? It was seized as evidence for her court marshal. Whose got the pop corn
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:36:30 PM EDT
Holy shit... I can't even think of a witty comment to express the woman's total lack of beauty.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:46:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LastDefender:
So am I the only one who can't wait for her sex video to hit the internet? It was seized as evidence for her court marshal. Whose got the pop corn



I can wait. And wait. And wait....


CWO
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:47:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By LastDefender:
So am I the only one who can't wait for her sex video to hit the internet? It was seized as evidence for her court marshal. Whose got the pop corn



I can wait. And wait. And wait....


CWO



And I'll wait until you are done with it. You can even take my turn.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:05:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jixxerbeast:
I'd hit it except I'll bet her pie has pecans



AWWWW, WTF !? GAHHH !
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:13:14 PM EDT
That was the darkest secret of Abu Graihb.


The Iraqis that wouldn't talk were forced to screw her(it).
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 5:25:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
I thought that was Danny Bonaduce

i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/LAW/05/19/iraq.abuse.england/vert.story.private.lynndie..jpg

www.nndb.com/people/720/000022654/db.jpg




you owe me a new keyboard!
bastards!
holy shit a perfect match!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:25:46 PM EDT
____________________________________________________________________
CWO originally wrote:
Coincidence?
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I think not!
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:31:05 PM EDT
to put it bluntly, that is one ugly bitch. Looks like a dike.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:34:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jb241970:
to put it bluntly, that is one ugly bitch. Looks like a dike.




DIKE


DYKE
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