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Posted: 9/10/2013 1:15:08 PM EDT
I just walked out in the garage to get something. I realized I was interrupting dinner time so I turned around and went back inside
I hate spiders 
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:05:18 PM EDT
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Looks like a tarantula. They're not spiders, they're blind, & they eat bugs. They're also not lethal to humans, but I never petted my Sally. She had 5/8" razor sharp fangs.
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:07:01 PM EDT
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Looks like a tarantula. They're not spiders, they're blind, & they eat bugs. They're also not lethal to humans, but I never petted my Sally. She had 5/8" razor sharp fangs. Tarantulas aren't spiders? |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:07:43 PM EDT
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Looks like a tarantula. They're not spiders, they're blind, & they eat bugs. They're also not lethal to humans, but I never petted my Sally. She had 5/8" razor sharp fangs. It's definitely not a tarantula, my picture just sucks. We've always called them wolf spiders but I have no idea what it really is. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:10:08 PM EDT
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It's definitely not a tarantula, my picture just sucks. We've always called them wolf spiders but I have no idea what it really is. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like a tarantula. They're not spiders, they're blind, & they eat bugs. They're also not lethal to humans, but I never petted my Sally. She had 5/8" razor sharp fangs. It's definitely not a tarantula, my picture just sucks. We've always called them wolf spiders but I have no idea what it really is. They're PURE EVIL spiders. Not Wolf Spiders. 
ETA: I would have shot it. Well worth garage floor & drywall damage. ETA: I will never go to Texas without soaking myself in DEET. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:11:19 PM EDT
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It's definitely not a tarantula, my picture just sucks. We've always called them wolf spiders but I have no idea what it really is. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like a tarantula. They're not spiders, they're blind, & they eat bugs. They're also not lethal to humans, but I never petted my Sally. She had 5/8" razor sharp fangs. It's definitely not a tarantula, my picture just sucks. We've always called them wolf spiders but I have no idea what it really is. Doesn't matter what it is.....it would be a greasy spot on the floor after I was done with it. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:17:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:20:45 PM EDT
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Yeah...
That thing right there... has to go. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:20:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Put your big boy pants on and dance with it.
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:24:12 PM EDT
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I don't know, kinda looks like a trap to me, Ninja Cricket playing dead will pounce on spider if it gets close enough.
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:26:04 PM EDT
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Cowboy the fuck up OP
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:53:41 PM EDT
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I normally kill them on sight but he earned a free pass for now since he was fucking up the cricket.
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:57:41 PM EDT
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I just walked out in the garage to get something. I realized I was interrupting dinner time so I turned around and went back inside
<a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/user/SlowTA367/media/20130910_160222_zpsf2235d55.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r314/SlowTA367/20130910_160222_zpsf2235d55.jpg</a> I hate spiders Me too |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:02:50 PM EDT
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OP where there is one.........
Do this. After dark go and shine a fleshlight across the grass . All those little sparkles aint water droplets or dew. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:03:09 PM EDT
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They keep the stink bugs out of my house, they are welcome.
If they are being lazy fucks, runlittlebunnyrun. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:03:37 PM EDT
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Meh...spiders kill other bugs. I'll keep them around.
Brown Recluses, on the other hand---------- 
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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:33:25 PM EDT
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OP where there is one......... Do this. After dark go and shine a fleshlight across the grass . All those little sparkles aint water droplets or dew. I've already killed several of the bastards in the garage and a few in the house. |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:41:52 PM EDT
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OP where there is one......... Do this. After dark go and shine a fleshlight across the grass . All those little sparkles aint water droplets or dew. Wait, what? |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:46:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tarantulas aren't spiders? Beg your pardon - Tarantulas are not araneomorphae - common spiders. They's SPECIAL spiders. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:02:15 AM EDT
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Looks like the same wolf spiders we have all over our yard. They don't usually bother me much but they like to come in the house when it gets really hot outside. I had one run up my leg and into my shorts while sitting at the computer. I damn near killed myself and destroyed the computer, desk and bookshelf trying to get the damn thing out of my shorts. Now if I see them inside they are sentenced to immediate execution.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 7:26:11 AM EDT
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Looks like the same wolf spiders we have all over our yard. They don't usually bother me much but they like to come in the house when it gets really hot outside. I had one run up my leg and into my shorts while sitting at the computer. I damn near killed myself and destroyed the computer, desk and bookshelf trying to get the damn thing out of my shorts. Now if I see them inside they are sentenced to immediate execution. http://www.yourbugman.com/siteimages/wolf%20spider.jpg I'm sorry, I just LMAO at picturing you trashing your room because of the spider crawling up ur shorts!!!
However, I would have probably done the same thing though! |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 10:29:55 AM EDT
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Looks like the same wolf spiders we have all over our yard. They don't usually bother me much but they like to come in the house when it gets really hot outside. I had one run up my leg and into my shorts while sitting at the computer. I damn near killed myself and destroyed the computer, desk and bookshelf trying to get the damn thing out of my shorts. Now if I see them inside they are sentenced to immediate execution. http://www.yourbugman.com/siteimages/wolf%20spider.jpg This is exactly what it looked like. Those fuckers are FAST. |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 11:33:52 AM EDT
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Wait, what? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP where there is one......... Do this. After dark go and shine a fleshlight across the grass . All those little sparkles aint water droplets or dew. Wait, what? Come, come, Codyboy, where do the little sparkles come from? |
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Posted: 9/11/2013 11:38:17 AM EDT
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Wolf spiders are awesome, unless you disturb one in your house that has hundreds of little babies on its back.
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Posted: 9/11/2013 11:42:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2013 12:53:53 PM EDT
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I'm sorry, I just LMAO at picturing you trashing your room because of the spider crawling up ur shorts!!!
However, I would have probably done the same thing though! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like the same wolf spiders we have all over our yard. They don't usually bother me much but they like to come in the house when it gets really hot outside. I had one run up my leg and into my shorts while sitting at the computer. I damn near killed myself and destroyed the computer, desk and bookshelf trying to get the damn thing out of my shorts. Now if I see them inside they are sentenced to immediate execution. http://www.yourbugman.com/siteimages/wolf%20spider.jpg I'm sorry, I just LMAO at picturing you trashing your room because of the spider crawling up ur shorts!!!
However, I would have probably done the same thing though! No need to apologize. My wife nearly hyperventilated.
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This is exactly what it looked like. Those fuckers are FAST. Yup. They'll be up you leg and rounding your ball sack before you can say: 
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