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Posted: 1/2/2007 12:08:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 2:54:29 PM EST by JIMBEAM]
I found out today that my wife and I are having a baby girl. My new job (per Chris Rock) is to keep my daughter off the pole.

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:11:20 PM EST
Congratulations!

<--- Father of two to keep off the pole.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:11:26 PM EST
Congrats, hope you enjoy your new job.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:12:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:18:05 PM EST
Congrats!

I got the same job 13 months ago! You're gonna have a blast!
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:20:34 PM EST
Good luck.

My five year-old refuses to wear panties.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:24:47 PM EST
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daughter­s are the best!
Mine is 20 months old!
Daughters are terrific!!!!!!

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:27:59 PM EST
Congrats! That'll be my new job come March. Is this your first? It's mine.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:30:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By RckClimber:
Congrats! That'll be my new job come March. Is this your first? It's mine.


Yep my first due in May.

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:35:01 PM EST
Congratulations! I'm glad my only child was a boy. I only had ONE pole to worry about.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:41:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
Good luck.

My five year-old refuses to wear panties.



What a slut.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:44:50 PM EST
I've also had that job for the last 23 years, so far I've been successful. She is doing well in school and on her way to great career.

Good luck it's the best 'job' Ive ever had, daughters are great!!!
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:49:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
Good luck.

My five year-old refuses to wear panties.



What a slut.



Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:51:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:55:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By rapidarp:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
Good luck.

My five year-old refuses to wear panties.



What a slut.



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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go for ice cream.
My daughter is 14...I try to embarass her at least once a day.
Most notable recent quote: Daddy, I have no large bills, only ones...
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:58:11 PM EST
Yup, they are the best. Oldest..25 tomorrow. Youngest..18 in June.

Both off the pole, thus far.

Although I'm fairly certain our oldest once dated a polish dude..does that count?
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 12:59:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 1:00:04 PM EST by Avalon01]
My daughter's 8 months old.

And a Pole.

Good luck!

Av.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:03:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 1:05:56 PM EST by steve-oh]
Congratulations!

We should get together a couple from decades from now, and with our collective DNA our children could create the ultimate armchair warrior!
the other half of the equation
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:03:45 PM EST
Pole?

WTF are you guys talking about?

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:12:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 1:12:45 PM EST by JIMBEAM]

Originally Posted By NME:
Pole?

WTF are you guys talking about?



Pole, pole dancer, stripper.


Chris Rock has a joke that said your only job as a father is to keep your daughter off the pole (no pole dancing, no stripping).
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:14:40 PM EST
Good luck I have a 10 month baby girl and a 2 and a half year old. And I think God is trying to get back at me for my younger yaers. Because my two year old thinks she's Paris hilton for some resone .
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:17:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:

Originally Posted By NME:
Pole?

WTF are you guys talking about?



Pole, pole dancer, stripper.


Chris Rock has a joke that said your only job as a father is to keep your daughter off the pole (no pole dancing, no stripping).


Oh.

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:18:18 PM EST
Just keep her away from grampa -- Little Miss Sunshine
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:30:00 PM EST
Congratulations!

<------------------Father of two boys...who I am sure will try to get nearly every woman they meet on the pole.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:25:44 PM EST
Someone once said, that "Daughters are God's Punishment for being a man"..mainly because as they get older every kid you see her with in your mind at least will be a raging, priaptic little bundle of testosterone...much like WE were as teens...however, the first time she hugs you and says "I Love you Daddy" on her own..you just wont mind about the worrying.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:35:58 PM EST
My little girl is due in 2 months. I swear, she's not leaving the house until she's 40.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:36:34 PM EST
My Daughter just turned 6mo:

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:44:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 2:45:14 PM EST by TacticalMan]

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
My Daughter just turned 6mo:

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So, wood or aluminum?

I only have about 11 years to decide.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:45:59 PM EST
Congrats!!!
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:46:40 PM EST
I prefer the metallic "thunk" of Al, however wood has a nice resonance and heft. All in all I say go .45
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:54:06 PM EST
I have 2 daughters...20 and 17.

As far as I know neither one has been pregnant or arrested.

And I haven't seen any poles anywhere.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 3:01:39 PM EST
My Italian uncle (looks like a mobster) told some guy dating my cousin that he forgot his gun as he was getting ready to go to work. He when back upstairs, stuffed a .38 in his front waistband, came back downstairs and walked out the door past guy. It scared the guy so bad he stopped dating my cousin.
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