Looking to own the world.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Looking to own the world.

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:21:27 PM EDT

I finally have a goal in my life. To own the world. Shutup for a minute and listen. I have no idea currently HOW I'm gonna do it, it's just I now know what I want. I have to start a little small though. None of this hobby stuff or part time bullshit. I'm ready to work 25 hour days to get this thing started and I'll relocate or fly anywhere to achieve this goal. I'm ready to go. Soylent Green has nothing on me this time. The say you need money to make money, although I'm currently poor. I'll re-invent money, it won't be a problem. Times up, no more waste for me. Now the easy part, thinking of where I should start first. Been thinking all day, can't come up with an answer yet. Maybe a newspaper. I'm a little short on experience but when your goal is global domination that's just a minor annoyance. Any suggestions? Don't try and give me a place to start, that will be up to me, just some pointers as to how the best way to go about it.

[):)]
NSF

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:24:21 PM EDT

[#1]

I could use an errand boy...interested?

brouhaha

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:24:32 PM EDT

[#2]

Life is like monopoly. Start buying small and keep trading up till you get what you want. If you start at your young age you could own the world by the time you're done.

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:25:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Oh! And I'm sure Ms. Reno and Feinstein need a little companionship every now and then. But, are you up to it? [spank]

brouhaha

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:33:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Well, history has proven brute military force is the only way to go about it. Aww, what the hell, I'll help you out of sheer curiosity.

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:40:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Good luck, but your gonna have to fight Bill Gates for it.

Posted: 9/3/2001 5:56:05 PM EDT

[#6]

When I am elected AR15.com Grammar Nazi, I will be looking for a few good men.

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:03:35 PM EDT

[#7]

[img]http://www.q-net.net.au/~cyrax/patb/pics/brain.gif[/img]
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:12:30 PM EDT

[#8]

Oh, I get it.[thinking]

The shelf with all the loaded mags fell off the wall and landed on your head.[;)]

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:14:42 PM EDT

[#9]

Sorry dude but i can't follow a guy that wears a dress. [:)]

mike

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:20:12 PM EDT

[#10]

WTS/T - One world. Slightly used, good condition - about 75% original finish left. Low mileage (approximately 196,940,000 square miles). Two minor dents in the "Japan" area due to nuclear explosions - have been largely refinished in that area though. Has been well oiled (especially in Alaska and the mid-east regions). Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. No mags.

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:23:53 PM EDT

[#11]

Yes, a newspaper route is a good first start.[8D]

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:37:43 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
WTS/T - One world. Slightly used, good condition - about 75% original finish left. Low mileage (approximately 196,940,000 square miles). Two minor dents in the "Japan" area due to nuclear explosions - have been largely refinished in that area though. Has been well oiled (especially in Alaska and the mid-east regions). Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. No mags.

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ROTFLMAO

That's funny.

Zaz

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:40:31 PM EDT

[#13]

E-mail me with offer. Have your people talk to my people, perhaps we can do lunch.
RAF, Planetery Coordinator

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:46:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
E-mail me with offer. Have your people talk to my people, perhaps we can do lunch.
RAF, Planetery Coordinator

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Hey! Do I smell a conflict of interest here?
My offer is forthcoming, I still have until cob Tuesday dont I? I am working up a package that will include some once fired .223 brass and at least one green follower. Plus you can handle the intern trifling since Miss Cheryl wont let me!

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:50:22 PM EDT

[#15]

Conflict, Schmonflict. Let's not quibble.
The details are, after all, staff work.

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:57:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Conflict, Schmonflict. Let's not quibble.
The details are, after all, staff work.

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Actually we can probably use a cute kid like Matt when the Grammar Nazi Juggernaut starts to roll.

Posted: 9/3/2001 6:57:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Conflict, Schmonflict. Let's not quibble.
The details are, after all, staff work.

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Actually we can probably use a cute kid like Matt when the Grammar Nazi campaign Juggernaut starts to roll.

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:01:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Yes, his post, unknown to even him, is part of a discardable straw man anti-opponent ploy I began some time ago, as a hedge against just this occasion.

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:05:26 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Yes, his post, unknown to even him, is part of a discardable straw man anti-opponent ploy I began some time ago, as a hedge against just this occasion.

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You just keep thinking. Thats why you make the big bucks!

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:08:48 PM EDT

[#20]

You will upgrade your offer, of course?

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:12:23 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
You will upgrade your offer, of course?

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Looking for another green follower as we speak!

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:16:10 PM EDT

[#22]

All your world are belong to us!

couldnt resist!

[beer]

Posted: 9/3/2001 7:20:07 PM EDT

[#23]

LOL at the last 2!

Posted: 9/3/2001 11:48:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Hire me.

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