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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 1/25/2006 5:40:15 PM EST
This baby is ready for the pot! The biggest Maine Lobster (live) I have ever seen! With a 1911 full size Kimber for reference!

I figure another 1/2 hour for the water to boil, and 20 minutes in the pot! Man, nights like this will make a man be glad to be alive!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:41:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:41:58 PM EST by FieroLoki]
Ive never had lobster...

Damn that's big.

Edit: Let him hang from your ear like a crawfish...
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:41:58 PM EST
Dang, all she got me was prime rib.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:41:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:42:14 PM EST by Combatvet]
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:42:08 PM EST
I'm just not into underwater insects.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:42:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:44:14 PM EST by atomicferret]
Man that does look good, I want before and after pics.

Which begs the question "are you gonna have to shoot it to get it to cooperate?"

ETA : Hey why are all your pics date-stamped for the 6 of Dec? I hope you didn't just let this guy sit around until now....
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:43:11 PM EST
She Gave me Crabs...
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:43:23 PM EST
Holy shit! She must have traded her 1911 for something that huge!

I'm so cheap I'd likely go the Homer Simpson route to lobster.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:43:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Ive never had lobster...

Damn that's big.

Edit: Let him hang from your ear like a crawfish...

Damn. Get to it!

Lobster is fucking delicious
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:44:01 PM EST
That is one big-assed bug, but I have confidence that the Kimber is up to the task.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:44:12 PM EST
Damn dude! That's a big fucking lobster! Enjoy!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:44:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:
Dang, all she got me was prime rib.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:45:04 PM EST
That's a big lobster! Delicious with some melted butter.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:46:10 PM EST
it should be the other way around , you should have bought that bug for your mom .

just a thought .

hope it taste good .

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:48:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'm just not into underwater insects.

Agreed.........Sea Cockroach.

Regardless, I hate seafood.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:50:10 PM EST
DAMN!!! Sadly I do not enjoy lobster (living in Maine is a big waste).
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:50:21 PM EST
That lobster could be 100 years old.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:51:10 PM EST
I still wanna see it clamped on to your ear like an ear ring.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:51:10 PM EST
Damn that thing is freaking nasty looking. Oh and that is one HUGE lobster too.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:51:48 PM EST
So did you shoot it with the 45?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:51:51 PM EST
rock on! good eats
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:53:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:54:44 PM EST
I ain't wearing it for an earring, I didn't shoot it, and I'm still waiting for the water to boil! And I don't think (or care) if it's 100 years old. Even Moses died
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:55:33 PM EST
I've always loved shrimp, crab, etc. and wanted to try lobster, but never had the chance before.

It's rough being poor.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:55:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:57:56 PM EST by Beefypeanut]
Why would you want to eat a giant bug?

ETA: I was forced to eat lobster once before. The meat in the claws was alright, but everything else was just nasty.

ETA again: Shellfish give me the runs.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:58:15 PM EST
How many pounds ?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:58:45 PM EST

That thing is huge!

Would it be too much to ask for a dinner pic?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:59:15 PM EST
I saw one in the tank at a fish place a couple months ago that they said weighed 19+ pounds, I want to say it was around $450 lol. It made even the other good sized lobsters in the tank look puny
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:01:34 PM EST
Damn fine! It is bigger than most cats! Post pics of it after you install the sunburn. Good eatin', man.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:03:10 PM EST
that is a nice looking lobster. next time try to get a pacific lobster (no claws). the tail on a maine lobster is not very big in relation to the rest of the body. much of the weight is in the claws. maine lobster is better than no lobster though. i'm hungry now.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:05:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:05:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'm just not into underwater insects.


I never got the attraction of eating sea cockroaches.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:06:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 6:09:45 PM EST by palmer]

Originally Posted By SWS:
That lobster could be 100 years old.

This guy bought a huge lobster from a store and donated it to the New York Aquarium in Coney Island. 2.5 feet long and about 90 years old. Delicious Lobster saved
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:43:07 PM EST
I'll let y'all know how long it screams See if I can get pics of Richard crying too, when it dies it's horrible painful death.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:44:40 PM EST
That is a decent sized bull. It appears to be near the maximum size we are allowed to keep in Maine. 5 inches from rear of eye socket to back of shell. A lot of people prefer the bigger bulls, but many people say they taste bitter compared to an average 1 1/2 lb lobster. One that size I would have split the shell, put butter on it, then baked it. Either way I've never had a bad lobster personally, and I have caught a few (thousand).
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:50:05 PM EST
You gotta relax it before you boil it or it will be tough. I used to have a Chef that worked for me who would sing to the fuckin things as he gently dipped them into the boiling water. No shit. Same with crabs. He said they are a lot more tender if they are relaxed when it goes in.

By the way, he used to put just a drop of Grand Merne' into the clarified butter. It was da bomb!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:56:22 PM EST
Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-chad?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:58:46 PM EST
Wow.. that thing is gigantic!

Quick! wheres teh butter sauce?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:19:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By weptek911:
How many pounds tons ?

Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:24:55 PM EST
Holy crap!

WTF are you gonna cook it in? You're gonna have to boil some water in the bath tub with a blowtorch or something....
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:27:44 PM EST
Take that little strap off it's claw... I bet he could take ya!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:28:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:
Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-chad?

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:46:16 PM EST
I'm sure Eric the hun will come along and tell you that while large ,that is a Texas medium sized crawdad!!!

You know you look like a young SGTAR/15?
Bet it won't do nothing but cook when it hits that boiling water!!

Looks yummy!!!

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:54:00 PM EST
Damn That's a BIG LOBSTER!!!!!!

And it looks delecious!!!!!
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