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Posted: 9/9/2004 6:35:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:37:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mojo:

.You're driving on the left/passing lane on the highway without passing any vehicles.
.Driving on the shoulder to pass.
.You're Di. Finewhine, Schumer and their cohorts.

.failing to use the turn lane.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:39:24 AM EDT
.post a thread axing when the AWB expires
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:39:27 AM EDT
.no turn signal for the guy behind you
.pull out right in front of someone when it is clear for a mile behind them
.then go 10 miles below the speed limit
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:39:45 AM EDT
Not using turn signals.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:40:27 AM EDT
Anyone who is in front of me.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:44:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:48:14 AM EDT
Just posting

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:52:24 AM EDT
you get into the passing lane because you are going a whole 1mph faster than the guy you are passing. Holding up those behind you that wish to go 10mph faster than you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:59:20 AM EDT
Posting about what really happened at the Pentagon.....

Posting about missles taking out TWA 800 or Building 7, WTC....

Driving 10 mph below the speed limit, then getting pissed that people are tailgating you...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:22:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:25:02 AM EDT
Trying to make a left turn from the RIGHT turn lane.
Just had that happen this morning. GRRRRR!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:26:45 AM EDT
.when you 'park' in the left lane and everyone passes you on the right, and you STILL won't get out of the left lane.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:42:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hielo:
Anyone who is in front of me.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:46:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:49:06 AM EDT
I do all these things, all at once, while drinking and driving, and throwing cigerette butts out the window... and I don't even smoke.

But I knew I was an ass.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:49:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:50:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:51:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:52:13 AM EDT
.not knowing how to use an acceleration lane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate when those idots just stop! and wait, instead of accellerating and merging with traffic... they sit there like an idiot and block everybody else!

+1 for tailgaters, dumbest people alive.....
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:57:30 AM EDT
One of my fellow commuters this morning was driving 20mph under the limit in the left lane, reading a newspaper and talking on the cellphone. WTF??? Every now and then I need a reminder that half of the people in the world are of below average intelligence...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:00:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:01:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mojo:

.You're driving on the left/passing lane on the highway without passing any vehicles.
.Driving on the shoulder to pass.

so....you HAVE driven in Corpus Christi.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:07:37 AM EDT
.Sitting at the line in a left turn lane, light green.
Pull out into the intersection and be ready to GO!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:08:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:08:41 AM EDT
If you veer to the right of your lane while getting ready to turn left. You all know why.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:10:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:
Not using turn signals.

You would go nuts here.............they never heard of a turn signal.

Hell in my county I'd be happy if they just drove on the right side of the road!

Talk about a headrush, try driving home late at night from fishing in a 6,000lb truck pulling a 7,000lb boat and go around a curve to find the headlights of a rice rocket in your lane. There's a little physics involved when a 13,000lb vehicle traveling at 50mph hits a 2,000lb vehicle head on.


theres only one simple answer here.......lift the truck....that way they just go underneath you w/ a slight bump and you keep on truckin
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:13:12 AM EDT
.use your own version of 'punctuation'.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:15:56 AM EDT
If you are driving the speed limit and still hit the brakes everytime you see a cop.

(I see this one ALL the time. Are these morons THAT damn nervous?)

If you refuse to pass a cop who is driving UNDER the speed limit.
(Just because he's not doing it, doesn't mean you can't)
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 10:44:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:14:10 AM EDT
. swerve from the extreme left lane all the way over across several lanes to an exit.
. become tired of driving behind me while I maintain a safe driving distance behind the car in front of me and floor it to get around me so I can follow you for the next 30 miles.
. advise restraint and love toward the religion of peace and love.
. the first words out of your mouth after a gang-banger is put down is "oh, he was such a nice fine young man with a full life ahead of him."
. stay in a lane ignoring several miles of signs indicating that the lane is closed ahead and act suprised when you are two feet from the barricade nosing into traffic in front of me.
. drive like a maniac to be two cars in front of the place that you started at.
. drive unware of your surroundings.
. play your stereo loud enough for me to hear you several cars away.
. park in multiple parking spaces to save your vehicle from dents.
. park so close to my car that I cannot open my door because you had to back into the spot but refuse to learn how to back up your car.
. people walking across the road looking at you as if to say what are you doing driving where I'm walking.
. anyone walking against the light at a crosswalk.
. people who have to have the latest computer equipment (but goes for anything) but have absolutely no clue how to even use it, let alone use it productively to make their lifes
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:00:30 PM EDT
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