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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:57:36 PM EDT
‘Enter a secret Pangea-like world,’ its website promises, 'free from phones, electric lights and even clothing (optional) and revisit the beginning where everything was fresh, free and unadulterated from the trappings of modern life.’

The Bunyadi - named after a Hindi term for ‘base’ or ‘natural’ - will have a naked and non-naked section, along with a changing room to cater for the former.

There will also be food, you’d hope, though it’s not immediately clear what will be served.



The pop-up - which at the time of writing has a waiting list of 4,526 - is the brainchild of Lollipop, who were behind the similarly lucrative Breaking Bad-themed cocktail bar.

"The idea is to experience true liberation," founder Seb Lyall told the IBTimes.

"We have worked very hard to design a space where everything patrons interact with is bare and naked. The use of natural bamboo partitions and candlelight has enabled to us to make the restaurant discreet, whilst adhering to the ethos behind it.


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-gets-first-naked-restaurant-waiting-list-already-at-5000-a6992696.html
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:00:16 PM EDT
Gunna need a lot of bleach for the chairs in between seatings.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:00:28 PM EDT
"Your appetizers should be out shortly. Please feel free to stare at other diners' genitals until we bring your food out"
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:01:07 PM EDT
Huh. I've got nothing. And by God thats saying something coming from a guy who lives in SF.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:02:27 PM EDT
I hope they don't serve tacos.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:02:48 PM EDT
Local haji population is going to be thrilled.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:03:09 PM EDT
Walk into a restaraunt. Any restaurant - even the trendy ones. Look around you.

Yeah.

Nooooooope.

I'll just grab a burger somewhere, thanks.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:03:57 PM EDT
Imagine the stench
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:04:05 PM EDT
It'll be just like nude beaches and nudist colonies. Full of people who should never be naked, even in private.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:04:12 PM EDT
Wouldn't dine there but not because I was a prude.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:04:33 PM EDT
If it were a buffet I'd buy stock in eye bleach.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:06:11 PM EDT
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I've always dreamed of going to a nude restaurant.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:07:12 PM EDT
Just add service animals and free bleeders for the most epic experience.
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WTF is a free bleeder? Do I even want to know?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:08:29 PM EDT
I'm just not all that fired up about seeing a restaruant full of naked Londoners while I eat.

Now if this was in Rome, Paris, or Madrid... That would be different.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:10:04 PM EDT
The crowd at any "naked" restaurant is going to be a sausage fest.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:10:40 PM EDT
Don't drop any hot food while you're eating.
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Bangers and mash ain't just what's for dinner, mate.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:11:37 PM EDT
I don't need some waitress's snatch near my food.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:14:51 PM EDT
Hopefully, the footlong isn't on the list.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:20:10 PM EDT
Lemon Parties on Thursdays...


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Bangers and mash ain't just what's for dinner, mate.

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Bangers and mash ain't just what's for dinner, mate.



And being in London the menu will surely feature Spotted Dick.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:30:01 PM EDT
I hope they have plenty of fresh towels.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:50 PM EDT
Tonights Special:

FISH
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:32:31 PM EDT
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup.  No, make that two, no, three, no, wait..."
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:33:45 PM EDT
gayer than 2 dicks touching the same chair
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Judging by most people I see in public at restaurants, no thanks.    
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WTF is a free bleeder? Do I even want to know?



Exactly what it sounds like... yeah, nasty
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do they have to wear hair nets?
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Why, not fat enough for ya, Yank?

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Why, not fat enough for ya, Yank?





UK and Ireland prevalence and trends. Data on overweight and obesity among adults (defined as people aged 16 and over) are mainly from the Health Survey for England (HSE). Results for 2014 showed that 61.7% of adults were overweight or obese (65.3% of men and 58.1% of women).


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If I was another restaurant owner concerned with the competition, I'd be paying women with yeast infections to go in and have dinner.



Come to think of it, I'd also be looking for people with piles, eczema, leprosy, boils, abscesses, colostomy bags, and whatever else I can think of.




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Why, not fat enough for ya, Yank?



Too pasty.

Like malnourished Michigan people.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:50:42 PM EDT
It'll be just like nude beaches and nudist colonies. Full of people who should never be naked, even in private.
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Truth.
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to say nothing about all the errant pubic hairs in your food............
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:52:37 PM EDT
It's all fun until the first wanker shows up.


Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:55:03 PM EDT
No. I don't want people to point, and laugh at my little dick.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:55:36 PM EDT
You probably get a personal towel to sit on.

I answered NO... I've had epic food give me wood before, so if it is good food, there is danger of that for me.  I am sure others have the same affliction.

I dont think smell would be an issue.. i know before I get nekkid for the doctors, relations with the wife, past reasons such as skinny dipping and what not, I always showered and shaved before hand.

It is just a clothing optional place, so dont go if you cant handle it.
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Does the dessert menu include hair pie?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:58:56 PM EDT
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I have never seen a penguin with clothes, and they all smell of fish. I'd have thought you'd have been cool with something like this.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:59:23 PM EDT
Ugh.

Clothes keep people's nasty hair, stank, crusty skin, dingleberries, and other crap confined to their bodies

Maybe if they hosed everyone off and scrubbed them with betadine at entry.
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These sort of things never turn out the way that you would hope.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:04:02 PM EDT
I'm still laughing but I'm also nauseous.



I'm out.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:05:22 PM EDT
I can grow so much body hair it's like im clothed anyway. Who wants me to save them a seat?
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I'd pay good money to watch
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to say nothing of dousing them with pesticide.
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I have never seen a penguin with clothes, and they all smell of fish. I'd have thought you'd have been cool with something like this.
I have a bowtie  

My BAD.
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