It's not often that you get to use a bit of Python humor ... if you don't know who Monty Python is just move along to something completely different or I will be forced to say ni to you.
[i]Lumberjack: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl: He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack: [In unison with Choir] I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir: [In unison with Lumberjack] He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack: I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
Choir: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing, And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir] I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl: [In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
Choir: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?
Mountie (John Cleese): What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy faggot...?!
All except Girl: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! [He holds this note; segue to Liberty Bell][/i]
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