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Posted: 10/17/2004 6:11:18 PM EST
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is
for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she replies.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well,," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And
if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow him to bits."
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:11:56 PM EST
A Classic.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:12:37 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:16:03 PM EST
Great joke....but a dupe x3. :-P

IBTL



(I always wanted to be the first to say that...)
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:19:00 PM EST
by that kid a knife and send her to brownie camp
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:23:02 PM EST
"...from the mouths of babes [Or MK-19's]..."
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:24:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:26:09 PM EST
An oldie, but a great one everytime!!
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