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Posted: 4/29/2015 10:22:43 PM EDT
1. Omnipotence.
2. Omniscience.
3. No other can equal or exceed my my omnipotence or omniscience.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:26:44 PM EDT
...I'll have a Coke!
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:27:10 PM EDT


1. Good health for me and my family.
2. Enough money so that I can retire comfortably.

Really, I guess I only need two.


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:29:22 PM EDT
Moar .22
Moar 5.56




Moar .22
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:32:06 PM EDT
Be Safe.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:32:22 PM EDT
1. long healthy lives for my family and I
2. big house on 200 acres with no bills
3. three more wishes
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:33:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:34:09 PM EDT
All powerless
All unknowing
No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness

So basically bliss.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:34:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SanchoCobb:
All powerless
All unknowing
No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness

So basically bliss.
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Granted.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:35:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SanchoCobb:
All powerless
All unknowing
No other can equal any of my stupidity or weakness

So basically bliss.
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Barack, is that you?


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:38:11 PM EDT
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That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker!
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:40:51 PM EDT
1. Can learn anything as easily as breathing.
2. $100,000,000
3. To go into space.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:41:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steveba4:

That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker!
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Originally Posted By steveba4:
Originally Posted By BladedRonin:
...I'll have a Coke!

That was going to be my third wish...you racist mother fucker!

Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:42:21 PM EDT
1. One trillion dollars.



2. My Bond girl.



3. Fightin Texas Aggie national championship



Don't ask me which I think is most likely to happen
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2015 10:45:37 PM EDT by mardoc]
1) That my entire detailed wish list would be granted.
2) I could update the wish list at any time.
3) I have the superpower to make anyone to not only lose control of their bowels, at anytime, but also make it really, really, really nasty. (Can you imagine the guy that cuts you off on the road suddenly having a spectacularly huge liquid deification? Or your boss calling you in the office and reaming you out only to fill his pants with volcanic poop? Or FBHO in the Rose Garden pontificating about something really important and suddenly the backside of his trousers are blown out? )
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:37 PM EDT
Barring the wish for God-like power, I would say

1. One magazine for every type of firearm I own that would never run out of appropriate ammunition no matter how much I used them.

2. A wallet, the when opened for the first time each and every day, would always contain 5 legal, non-stolen, non-counterfeit $100.00 bills.

3. A car that would never wear out, break down or run out of gas.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:45:40 PM EDT



1. I want McDonalds to serve breakfast after 10:30AM.

2. The United Nations will solve conflicts via Jello wrestling.

3. Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button.


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:46:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2015 10:49:10 PM EDT by Some_Beach]
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:49:44 PM EDT
1-To crush my enemies
2-To see them driven before me
3-To hear the lamentations of their women

4- To read better
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:50:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2015 10:54:32 PM EDT by Hollywood_Shooter]
1) Crush my enemies.

2) See them driven before me.

3) Hear the lamentations of their women.




ETA: 4) To type faster, apparently
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:51:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2015 10:51:48 PM EDT by Hollywood_Shooter]
God damn it! 1min. 6-seconds! I hate GD
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:51:56 PM EDT
I think being able to stop time while moving is a cool power to have.

Not sure if I'd need any more wishes after that. Perhaps the ability to fly, or better stated, superman powers without any weaknesses.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:53:35 PM EDT
1) Good Health
2) Happiness
3) Knowledge & Skill
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:53:49 PM EDT
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That's gross, bro.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:54:50 PM EDT
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Are you on 56k?
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:55:30 PM EDT
1. A self-refilling bank account topped at $10m per day
2. My family and I are healthy and happy
3. A secret impregnable bunker home ala Cheyenne mountain.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:55:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steveba4:

That's gross, bro.
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Originally Posted By steveba4:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button.



That's gross, bro.

I had a nightmare once that my bellybutton became unsealed somehow. It was weird.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:56:42 PM EDT
1. Time travel

2. immortality

3. fly
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:06 PM EDT
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Ok, that one was indeed weird, as it's not even on topic.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Caboose314:
1. One trillion dollars.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/451138695274717184/i2NncpcC.jpeg

2. My Bond girl.

http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt122/caboose314/BOTD/Olga%20Kurylenko/olga-kurylenko-spy-06.jpg

3. Fightin Texas Aggie national championship

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15923539/20121020_gav_ac6_147.0.jpg

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That bond girl is simply stunning.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:00:28 PM EDT
1. Hillary strokes out, but before she spends the rest of her life drooling she confesses about all of her and Bills illegal and corrupt activities.
2. Scientists finally invent a cure for liberalism
3. Carnal knowledge of all hotties.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:02:17 PM EDT


My Form 1 to clear.

My Form 4 to clear.

My other Form 4 to clear.

Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:04:41 PM EDT
Peace on Earth and good will toward men.
A Winnebago.
A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:05:44 PM EDT
1. Money
2. Pussy
3. World peace
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:06:42 PM EDT
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haha das racist
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:07:29 PM EDT
Golden lasso.
Invisible airplane.
Sweet red boots.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:10:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steveba4:

That's gross, bro.
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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button.



That's gross, bro.




Don't harsh on my wishes man.


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:10:09 PM EDT
Super strength like goku or vegeta.

No need for money or unlimited money.

?

Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:14:01 PM EDT
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1. Good health mental & physical

2. The ability to always make the correct decision / take correct action


3. A magic shape changing reprehensible penis.

With those three I would never lack for money :)
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:18:23 PM EDT
1. 50 billion dollars
2. 50 billion dollars
3. Blue Bell cookies n cream
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:23:44 PM EDT
1. Wisdom

2. Understanding

3. To know Gods thoughts
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:23:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
1. I want McDonalds to serve breakfast after 10:30AM.

2. The United Nations will solve conflicts via Jello wrestling.

3. Men would not be judged by the content of their character, but rather by the depth of their belly button.
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What the fuck is that all about? I get to the drive-thru at 10:36am and they said they didn't serve breakfast. Fuck them in the mouth.

I wish I owned McDonalds and I would order them to serve breakfast until noon.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:25:01 PM EDT



"I wish you had more time."
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:26:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Evil_Ryu:
1. Money
2. Pussy
3. World peace
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You made a mistake and posted duplicate wishes...
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:28:59 PM EDT
Night vision eyesight
To not have to eat or drink to survive
Be bulletproof
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:30:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ZMV:
Peace on Earth and good will toward men.
A Winnebago.
A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun.
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How about a lunch? You can chaperone.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:30:33 PM EDT
You only need one, and that is..

1) Unlimited wishes.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:46:58 PM EDT
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How about a lunch? You can chaperone.
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Originally Posted By ZMV:
Peace on Earth and good will toward men.
A Winnebago.
A phone number for the young lady with the machine gun.


How about a lunch? You can chaperone.


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:51:51 PM EDT
1. unlimited wishes

2. unlimited undo's of bad wishes

3. knowledge to make wise wishes
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:54:32 PM EDT
Ass and titties, and big booty bitches
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:42:47 AM EDT
1. A home we own instead of rent.

2. To be healthy again.

3. Enough money to live comfortably for the rest of our lives, plus enough to provide for our families.
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