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Posted: 10/19/2004 7:37:54 PM EDT
1. Not knowing who won the World Series AND forgetting the password.



take it from here!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:39:19 PM EDT
Robbing a gun store, with a knife.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:40:20 PM EDT
Robbing a doughnut shop.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:41:39 PM EDT
White guy going into Harlem and shouting "N-----!"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:41:44 PM EDT
Wearing a blue helmet and going armed in my America.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:42:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 7:53:23 PM EDT by Daytona955i]
"Viva La Fra..."
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:44:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 7:49:19 PM EDT by M4]
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:44:46 PM EDT
jumping in front of your dog when the police show up
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:45:16 PM EDT
Selling fake crack you made with sugar and flour on 31st and Paseo.

Kansas City members will understand.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:45:27 PM EDT
Pointing a gun at a cop...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:11 PM EDT
Cleaning a loaded weapon.

Going to a public range.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:27 PM EDT
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:47:55 PM EDT
Trying to rob a bank where the police cash their checks - It really happenned.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:48:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:48:53 PM EDT
Some guy sideswipping your truck and following him to his house to get the info for the cops.
Taking down his tag number and address while standing at the curb. .22 to the left arm. Pretty good shot too. Single shot from about 30 yds. Hurt like a mother fucker after I drove to the hospital. When it happened I was just dumbfounded, that asshole fuckin' shot me.

The Indy cops had him in just a few short hours.

This happened in '77. I was 16.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:49:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:50:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:

Originally Posted By quijanos:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...




You must have missed the stupid vid of some crackhead they kept posting over the last few days....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:50:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:

Originally Posted By quijanos:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...



You obviously missed the PT Cruiser video....or you'd understand.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:10 PM EDT
being an asshole
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:

Originally Posted By quijanos:
attacking MY car on the corner with a tire iron while screaming "damn muthafucka aint gots shit hoes crack on this muthafucka shoot drugs shit fuck damn"



I'll have to try that...



You obviously missed the PT Cruiser video....or you'd understand.



Damn, I did miss it, or I saw the link at work and couldn't open it.

Anybody post a link?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:54:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4:
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg



That's kinda mean... finger on the trigger and everything...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:55:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:59:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By M4:
Being a dog, in any situation that involves the police.
www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg



That's kinda mean... finger on the trigger and everything...



Wow, the finger on the trigger bothered you, but not a peep about that FUCKED UP pink carpet in the background?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:03:12 PM EDT
Pull a gun on someone who is faster than you. Really happened to a friend of mine. I'll post when we hear more.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:48:56 AM EDT

List of good ways of getting shot!


Palis throwing rocks at IDF soldiers armed with full auto weapons.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:00:06 AM EDT
Carrying a deer decoy on your shoulders during deer season
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:03:48 AM EDT
How NOT to get your ass kicked by the Po-lece
www.laserp.com/chris_rockfp.htm

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:07:19 AM EDT
Running toward me screaming with a boner and no pants on...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:13:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By echo6:
How NOT to get your ass kicked by the Po-lece
www.laserp.com/chris_rockfp.htm




That was frikkin' hilarious!!!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:19:15 AM EDT
Carrring a green glowstick downrange at Knob Creek durring the night shoot. They use them to mark the targets when they turn the lights off.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:20:17 AM EDT
Hmm... all the ways of getting shot sound pretty bad to me. I'll pass.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:24:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:27:59 AM EDT
Go to Detroit.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:33:36 AM EDT
Owning a dog.


Buy Crack Cocaine in Oakland.


Screeming :Where's my snadwich bitch?" at a Pink Pistols lesbian rally.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:34:37 AM EDT
One more....


Saying: "Hi, my name is Cyanide." at Gunstock.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:21:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:



What a horrible photoshop job.

Somebody apparently doesn't comprehend perspective... why can you see the front of the trigger guard AND the front of the barrel?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:26:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By steenkybastage:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
glockmeister.com/images/kervork.jpg



What a horrible photoshop job.




Why dont ya tell em how you realy feel
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:30:05 PM EDT
Speed torward the white house in a big U-haul truck shouting alah akbar.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:30:36 PM EDT
Living in Falluja.

CW
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