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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:36:22 AM EDT
I can't say who I work for, but we have an affiliation with Lance Armstrong. As a result of this affiliation, we get to attend lots of the Lance Armstrong events. Our company had a suite in the hotel where Lance's victory celebration party took place last week in France. My boss was at the party in our hotel suite and said that Linsey Lohan came wandering in. There was maybe 30 people in the suite at the party, so it's not a large suite to give you an idea. He said Linsey was totally shit-faced and was "all coked up w/ black makeup dripping all around her eyes". He said she was screaming at someone on her cell phone about some movie deal where she wanted more money. She sounds like a real bitch. My boss said she made a total ass out of herself.

Now we get to the really interesting part of the story. She is totally wasted it appears. Now she goes into the hotel suite bathroom and doesn't close the door, and sits on the toilet and takes a dump. Everyone can see her from the suite room and she could care less. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! What a class act!! :)

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:16 AM EDT
No pics?


I call
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:30 AM EDT
Her dad is SO gonna sue your ass!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:43 AM EDT
Dunno who that is
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:54 AM EDT
So...did you hit that?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:38:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
No pics?


I call




+1
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:38:17 AM EDT
She looks like a real loose cannon.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:39:30 AM EDT
She's just acting like a French woman. Were her armpits shaved?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 11:40:37 AM EDT by Beefypeanut]
hmmm...Your Boss Said? I would hesitate to believe that, but you never know.

ETA: You should e-mail her and ask if she was there.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:45 AM EDT
Did someone feed her anorexic ass a cheeseburger ?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:56 AM EDT
I'd hit it
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:05 AM EDT
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Beefypeanut:
hmmm...Your Boss Said? I would hesitate to believe that, but you never know.

ETA: You should e-mail her and ask if she was there.




I've heard the same story from 3 people that was there, so I suspect most of it is true.

I just thought it was hilarious.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:43:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrPink123:
I'd hit it



while she's on the crapper?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:43:56 AM EDT
So how were the JUGS?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By effinNewGuy:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.



gold!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By effinNewGuy:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.




Come on man! You gotta see the humor in some hot famous chick walking into a party and taking a dump while everyone watches.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:
Now we get to the really interesting part of the story. She is totally wasted it appears. Now she goes into the hotel suite bathroom and doesn't close the door, and sits on the toilet and takes a dump. Everyone can see her from the suite room and she could care less. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! What a class act!! :)




Nice...........I love classy women.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:17 AM EDT
I heard on the radio a few days ago that she's got herself thrown out of half the big name hotels in Europe
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:29 AM EDT
blumpkin???

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:
I'd hit it



while she's on the crapper?



i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:48:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:
I'd hit it



while she's on the crapper?



i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.



Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:50:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:
I'd hit it



while she's on the crapper?



i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.



Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.



Ok I didn't hear nothing about curtains...thats changes things.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:50:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.



Thread win.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:52:24 AM EDT
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 11:53:48 AM EDT by Beefypeanut]

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
I heard on the radio a few days ago that she's got herself thrown out of half the big name hotels in Europe



Wow, that is amazing. As a side note, I like the song Voodoo Chile as well. (Although I liked the SRV version better than the Hendrix version. )
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.



now there is an idea.....it would be really fresh too
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.



What's all this "we" horseshit? Go back to your cave.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:57:50 AM EDT
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:58:54 AM EDT
Where is that poster with the CARE-O-METER?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:59:11 AM EDT
so are you part of lances bike design team?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:59:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Torf:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg



Like I said.....I'd hit it
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Torf:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg



Like I said.....I'd hit it


Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:16 PM EDT
Drunk Celebrity + Horny guy + video camera = BIG payoff
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By effinNewGuy:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.



Dude, you too? That bitch still owes me tree fiddy for a roll of a TP.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:01:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Torf:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg



Like I said.....I'd hit it


Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.



That is why I say "used to", but now I bet she is used, too.

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:02:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 12:03:35 PM EDT by MrPink123]

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.



True, but
.
.
.

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Drunk Celebrity + Horny guy + video camera = BIG payoff



exactly



ETA...but yes now she looks like shit...I like the chubby redhead with the big boobies
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:16:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.




Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:21:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 12:38:20 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:33:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 12:38:40 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:33:36 PM EDT
IBNL (In before nipple lock).

FWIW, those are old pics. She's lookin more like an anorexic, coked up, tweaker anymore.


R
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:35:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 12:35:50 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By V-Rod:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
She's just acting like a French woman. Were her armpits shaved?



doesnt look like it
<edited - links removed to make it easy for the Mods>




IBTNL - In Before The Nipple Lock
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:36:14 PM EDT
Is the poo or toilet seat on Ebay yet?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:36:36 PM EDT
Dont quote COC violations.
IBTL.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:49:17 PM EDT
Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 12:59:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.



LMAO

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 1:00:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Torf:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg



Like I said.....I'd hit it


Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.




She was hot as a curvy redhead, now she's just a subpar anorexic blonde.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 1:03:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By senorFrog:
Where is that poster with the CARE-O-METER?



I heard my pager go off..

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 1:05:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.




Si. Senorita, I just love your poopy mustache.....
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 1:11:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip



+Pi.

Rules are rules, but I fail to comprehend how one is offensive, but stink lip gets a pass.

Let's erase that one, too, OK?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 1:13:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CITADELGRAD87:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip



+Pi.

Rules are rules, but I fail to comprehend how one is offensive, but stink lip gets a pass.

Let's erase that one, too, OK?



Oh come on.. that's just someone fucking around with a Fudgesicle.
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