Linsey Lohan Crashed Our Party

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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:36:22 AM EDT

I can't say who I work for, but we have an affiliation with Lance Armstrong. As a result of this affiliation, we get to attend lots of the Lance Armstrong events. Our company had a suite in the hotel where Lance's victory celebration party took place last week in France. My boss was at the party in our hotel suite and said that Linsey Lohan came wandering in. There was maybe 30 people in the suite at the party, so it's not a large suite to give you an idea. He said Linsey was totally shit-faced and was "all coked up w/ black makeup dripping all around her eyes". He said she was screaming at someone on her cell phone about some movie deal where she wanted more money. She sounds like a real bitch. My boss said she made a total ass out of herself.

Now we get to the really interesting part of the story. She is totally wasted it appears. Now she goes into the hotel suite bathroom and doesn't close the door, and sits on the toilet and takes a dump. Everyone can see her from the suite room and she could care less. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! What a class act!! :)

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:16 AM EDT

[#1]

No pics?

I call

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:30 AM EDT

[#2]

Her dad is SO gonna sue your ass!

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:43 AM EDT

[#3]

Dunno who that is

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:37:54 AM EDT

[#4]

So...did you hit that?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:38:06 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
No pics?

I call

+1

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:38:17 AM EDT

[#6]

She looks like a real loose cannon.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:39:30 AM EDT

[#7]

She's just acting like a French woman. Were her armpits shaved?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:11 AM EDT

[#8]

hmmm...Your Boss Said?

I would hesitate to believe that, but you never know.

ETA: You should e-mail her and ask if she was there.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:45 AM EDT

[#9]

Did someone feed her anorexic ass a cheeseburger ?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:56 AM EDT

[#10]

I'd hit it

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:05 AM EDT

[#11]

Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
hmmm...Your Boss Said? I would hesitate to believe that, but you never know.

ETA: You should e-mail her and ask if she was there.

I've heard the same story from 3 people that was there, so I suspect most of it is true.

I just thought it was hilarious.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:43:22 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'd hit it

while she's on the crapper?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:43:56 AM EDT

[#14]

So how were the JUGS?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:03 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.

gold!

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:05 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.

Come on man! You gotta see the humor in some hot famous chick walking into a party and taking a dump while everyone watches.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:40 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Now we get to the really interesting part of the story. She is totally wasted it appears. Now she goes into the hotel suite bathroom and doesn't close the door, and sits on the toilet and takes a dump. Everyone can see her from the suite room and she could care less. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! What a class act!! :)

Nice...........I love classy women.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:17 AM EDT

[#18]

I heard on the radio a few days ago that she's got herself thrown out of half the big name hotels in Europe

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:29 AM EDT

[#19]

blumpkin???

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:45:39 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'd hit it

while she's on the crapper?

i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:48:04 AM EDT

[#21]

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Quoted:
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I'd hit it

while she's on the crapper?

i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.

Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:50:48 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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I'd hit it

while she's on the crapper?

i don't know about that, i'd let her wipe first.

i'd play with her boobies while she's pooping.....it'd be better than just watching her poop.

Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.

Ok I didn't hear nothing about curtains...thats changes things.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:50:58 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Amateurs, I would stick it in before she wiped. That what curtains are for, afterwards.

Thread win.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:52:24 AM EDT

[#24]

Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:34 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I heard on the radio a few days ago that she's got herself thrown out of half the big name hotels in Europe

Wow, that is amazing.

As a side note, I like the song Voodoo Chile as well. (Although I liked the SRV version better than the Hendrix version.

)

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:34 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

now there is an idea.....it would be really fresh too

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:53:47 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

What's all this "we" horseshit? Go back to your cave.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:57:50 AM EDT

[#28]

IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:58:54 AM EDT

[#29]

Where is that poster with the CARE-O-METER?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:59:11 AM EDT

[#30]

so are you part of lances bike design team?

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:59:16 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg

Like I said.....I'd hit it

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:13 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg

Like I said.....I'd hit it

Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Drunk Celebrity + Horny guy + video camera = BIG payoff

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:00:31 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Hillary Duff took a shit on my lawn, but you don't see me bragging about it.

Dude, you too? That bitch still owes me tree fiddy for a roll of a TP.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:01:37 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg

Like I said.....I'd hit it

Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.

That is why I say "used to", but now I bet she is used, too.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:02:30 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.

True, but
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Quoted:
Drunk Celebrity + Horny guy + video camera = BIG payoff

exactly

ETA...but yes now she looks like shit...I like the chubby redhead with the big boobies

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:16:46 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:21:15 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:33:13 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:33:36 PM EDT

[#40]

IBNL (In before nipple lock).

FWIW, those are old pics. She's lookin more like an anorexic, coked up, tweaker anymore.

R

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:35:18 PM EDT

[#41]

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She's just acting like a French woman. Were her armpits shaved?

doesnt look like it
<edited - links removed to make it easy for the Mods>

IBTNL - In Before The Nipple Lock

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:36:14 PM EDT

[#42]

Is the poo or toilet seat on Ebay yet?

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:36:36 PM EDT

[#43]

Dont quote COC violations.
IBTL.

Kharn

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:49:17 PM EDT

[#44]

Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:59:33 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

LMAO

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:00:58 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
IBTL - but she used to be really hot.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-smile-mean-girls-par.jpg

Like I said.....I'd hit it

Have you seen her LATELY? Blonde, skinny, and coked up like a motherfucker.

She was hot as a curvy redhead, now she's just a subpar anorexic blonde.

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:03:50 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Where is that poster with the CARE-O-METER?

I heard my pager go off..

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:05:49 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Curtians?

In Texas, we do something called the Dirty Sanchez.

Si. Senorita, I just love your poopy mustache.....

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:11:31 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip

+Pi.

Rules are rules, but I fail to comprehend how one is offensive, but stink lip gets a pass.

Let's erase that one, too, OK?

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:13:26 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
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Oh great edit out the nipples but leave the pic with the guy with the shit on his lip

+Pi.

Rules are rules, but I fail to comprehend how one is offensive, but stink lip gets a pass.

Let's erase that one, too, OK?

Oh come on.. that's just someone fucking around with a Fudgesicle.

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