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Posted: 6/10/2005 11:17:25 PM EDT
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.



Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:18:17 PM EDT
I LOVE Microfiber underwear

Thats all
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:18:26 PM EDT
There's a reason why you all haven't told anyone about it.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:22:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/10/2005 11:23:21 PM EDT by R-32]
Beating my meat...


Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:24:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I LOVE Microfiber underwear

Thats all



Aren't you one of the wimminz on this site? If'n so, we need pics!

If not....we don't want pics.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:28:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Is your real name Tyler Durden?

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:29:52 PM EDT
I enjoy shooting my pistols sideways.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:31:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By inferno715:
I enjoy shooting my pistols sideways.



A truthful response. Good for you, sir!
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:32:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/10/2005 11:32:34 PM EDT by Justa_TXguy]

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:33:34 PM EDT
When I play lacrosse, I take pleasure when I hurt someone. Like against ISU, I broke a kids collarbone so bad that it was sticking through the skin.... I thought it was the coolest thing.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:33:40 PM EDT
wearing my Teva sandals in a cold stream and peeing in a wet suit
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:34:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/10/2005 11:35:00 PM EDT by twonami]

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?



metrosexual moisturizing wearin queers
ETA, did I just say that
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:34:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?




Only liars don't pee in the shower.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:35:38 PM EDT
Hookers n blow.
WOOHOO!
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:35:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/10/2005 11:36:19 PM EDT by Lumpy196]
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:37:49 PM EDT
someone got their stuff magazine didnt they?
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:39:43 PM EDT
What about obvious lying to strangers? That's quite often very fun. "I once lost an eye in a fishing mishap," while you're looking at them with your two good eyes. The polite reactions are priceless.

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:40:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
someone got their stuff magazine didnt they?



PwN3d! That's what inspired me.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:42:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?




Only liars don't pee in the shower.



I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:42:52 PM EDT
i like to torture people who drive like pricks.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:43:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?


hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .

688
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:45:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?




Only liars don't pee in the shower.



I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.



AAAAND, how would you know that?

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 688manuvering:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.




Who doesn't pee in the shower?


hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .





Nasty fucker!

Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?




Only liars don't pee in the shower.



I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.



Drink more water. If your pee is that strong you're not drinking enough.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:44 PM EDT
I shower in my pee
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:46:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Who doesn't pee in the shower?




Only liars don't pee in the shower.



I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.



AAAAND, how would you know that?




Because my brother admitted to doing it after I mentioned the stench to him.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:47:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
... .



Would John Wayne be having this conversation?


Stands out more than anything else, yet.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:47:32 PM EDT
washing my freshly cut hair...

the smell of rain...

Using a fresh razor-blade...

mowing my lawn...

driving...

my porn addiction.
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:48:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Only liars don't pee in the shower.



I guess I'm a liar.... it seriously leaves my shower smelling like a urinal.



AAAAND, how would you know that?




Because my brother admitted to doing it after I mentioned the stench to him.



Sure thing, my friend, sure thing...
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:48:56 PM EDT
Necrophiliac beastiality
Link Posted: 6/10/2005 11:55:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
Necrophiliac beastiality



phht! That's a given. Who doesn't?
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:38:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
Necrophiliac beastiality



phht! That's a given. Who doesn't?



I'm the only one I know of that does it with freshwater fish
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:41:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
Necrophiliac beastiality



phht! That's a given. Who doesn't?



I'm the only one I know of that does it with freshwater fish



And I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:42:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Speedinc:
washing my freshly cut hair...

the smell of rain...

Using a fresh razor-blade...

mowing my lawn...

driving...

my porn addiction.



Dear God, those are the exact same things I would have put. The only other thing I can think of is someone who plays with my hair.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:42:59 AM EDT
Fucking my friends' sisters
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:44:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:44:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



FMJ

Now what can I do with these points?
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:45:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



You're kidding, right? Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:45:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



"I AM in a world of shit"

(too easy)
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:50:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/11/2005 12:51:46 AM EDT by steve-oh]
Sorry, I'm so used to quoting war movies to non AR15.com people. You guys are good.

ETA: my simple pleasure, converting people into 2nd amendment enthusiasts.

<­BR>
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:55:03 AM EDT
Eating chicharon dipped in pepper/garlic powder-sprinkled vinegar (CRUNCH!) and burping afterwards.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 12:58:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
Sorry, I'm so used to quoting war movies to non AR15.com people. You guys are good.

ETA: my simple pleasure, converting people into 2nd amendment enthusiasts.




That wouldn't be a "little pleasure" unless you added "...and slashing their tires afterward."

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:06:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



You're kidding, right? Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)



Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...

First off...it is a Section 8

and second... They are not cleaning the barracks floor, it is the floor in the "Head".

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:09:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



You're kidding, right? Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)



Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...



Flogging the one-eyed pirate is like saying you enjoy breathing. Everyone does it.
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:15:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



You're kidding, right? Like everyone doesn't know that's Full Metal Jacket

(Cowboy and Joker talking while cleaning barracks floor.)



Jesus!...

I say beating my meat, and dont even get a smile...



Flogging the one-eyed pirate is like saying you enjoy breathing. Everyone does it.



Good point...

I still want my points for fixxing the movie quotes from FMJ.

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:18:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 688manuvering:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What little pleasures in life do you enjoy but don't have the audacity to admit to your friends, peers, etc?

You know, like digging the food at a funeral wake, farting in an empty elevator (hoping someone will get on after you get off), peeing in the shower, watching kittens play with your shoe laces. Then stepping on their necks, what-have-you, et al.






Who doesn't pee in the shower?


hell i pee in my shower even when im not takin a shower .

688




There are times when this is an absolute necessity!!! (I don't think a woman could ever understand this)......
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:19:57 AM EDT
Checking out the asses of hot women and trying to guess what type of panties they got on.

And farting in a movie theater.

Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:21:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



I know it will have already been posted but it is obviously 'Full Metal Jacket' Duh!!!.....
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:29:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/11/2005 1:30:01 AM EDT by R-32]

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
My conversations with my guns and knives.



"Leonard talks to his rifle... I think Leonard is a section 7. "

10 points and the win for whoever names the movie.



I know it will have already been posted but it is obviously 'Full Metal Jacket' Duh!!!.....




SECTION 8
Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:31:15 AM EDT

I love when I go to an old fashioned barber shop and they use hot lather and a straight razor to shave around my ears and the back of my neck.

However, since there are a number of Freudian-fag references in the above quote, I generally keep it to myself.

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Link Posted: 6/11/2005 1:43:25 AM EDT
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