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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:39:15 AM EDT
Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor.
I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her.......  Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty)
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:40:54 AM EDT
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SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them????
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:41:18 AM EDT
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Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor. I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty) Just tell them you're French. They'll get it. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:43:39 AM EDT
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SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them???? Let's just say SS doesn't roll like that. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:44:48 AM EDT
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Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something? |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:46:52 AM EDT
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Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor. I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty) Just tell them you're French. They'll get it. Wouldn't work....I showered. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:47:40 AM EDT
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http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg
Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something? If you say that phonetically, I suspect he hasn't got his Phillipinas . |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:47:41 AM EDT
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http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg
Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something? Well duh....
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:48:01 AM EDT
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Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor. I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty) Just tell them you're French. They'll get it. Wouldn't work....I showered. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:48:45 AM EDT
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SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them???? See the words in his avatar? That's his favorite pick up line....
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:49:33 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:49:51 AM EDT
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http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg
Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something? If you say that phonetically, I suspect he hasn't got his Phillipinas .   
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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:51:47 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:04:21 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:05:12 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? He's gay. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:05:43 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Or something.....
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:06:42 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz. How do people who have been here longer than me not know this? I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:07:10 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? He's gay. Knowing the Indonesian word for that would have been helpful last night..
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:15 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz. How do people who have been here longer than me not know this? I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there. Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:19 AM EDT
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OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:57 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? I'm going to try to be subtle about this for those of you who are not familiar with SS. He isn't in to girls. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:09:45 AM EDT
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OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else. Crap..theres two of me. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:10:11 AM EDT
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Maybe if you asked if she had a cute brother she would have gotten the idea.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:10:45 AM EDT
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OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else. Crap..theres two of me.
Which begs the question, would you date you?
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:11:05 AM EDT
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Maybe one of them has a strap-on.......
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:12:12 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz. How do people who have been here longer than me not know this? I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there. Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.
I'm trying to come up with a good excuse for the boss. I don't think he's going to like me telling him "I'm flying to Zurich so I can try and bang these two Indonesian chicks that won't leave a gay guy from this forum I post on alone".
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:12:53 AM EDT
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OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else. Crap..theres two of me.
Which begs the question, would you date you? Hell no......I have better taste then that. Or atlest more then the average Indonesian girl anyway. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:13:45 AM EDT
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OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else. Crap..theres two of me.
Which begs the question, would you date you? 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:14:43 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz. How do people who have been here longer than me not know this? I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there. Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.
I'm trying to come up with a good excuse for the boss. I don't think he's going to like me telling him "I'm flying to Zurich so I can try and bang these two Indonesian chicks that won't leave a gay guy from this forum I post on alone". Hell If I was your boss I would let you go. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:17:44 AM EDT
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Now you know why I say that homo is a mental disorder
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Posted: 4/29/2009 2:47:49 AM EDT
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magic marker some hair on thier back and goto town..... Duh
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:19:34 AM EDT
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I hear alot of those Indonesian girls have a package downstairs anyhow, you might check it out.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:24:57 AM EDT
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I hear alot of those Indonesian girls have a package downstairs anyhow, you might check it out. That's what the boss said as well... |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:33:40 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. As well they should be.
Jane |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:53:48 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. As well they should be.
Jane Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:54:21 AM EDT
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Maybe one of them has a strap-on....... LOL.... that's funny. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 3:58:13 AM EDT
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why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something? Or something.....
Stoner, my guess is, like many young gay men, you're good looking. It's a phenomena not lost on women in theatre: why are all the good looking guys gay???? So many young women have lamented this to me: I keep telling them, "Forget the actors...go after the tech crew guys!" |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:01:49 AM EDT
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Now that's irony. However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers. You ignored them and didn't s how much interest. That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:09:14 AM EDT
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Since you gave up on the chicks, at least go out and find some SIG PE 57 magazines.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:14:16 AM EDT
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Dude, they're dudes.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:22:36 AM EDT
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Now that's irony. However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers. You ignored them and didn't s how much interest. That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard. The irony of this is...I was in a bar with the whole Hungarian, Romanian and Canadian hockey teams.
Which just goes to show that neither the Indonesia women or I can pickup men for shit. 
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:28:32 AM EDT
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Now that's irony. However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers. You ignored them and didn't s how much interest. That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard. Yup, I'm convinced that the best way to hook up a piece is to wear a ring or claim gay, or both I guess. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:31:50 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. As well they should be.
Jane Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.
Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities. He has 'em. Jane |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:35:49 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. As well they should be.
Jane Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.
Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities. He has 'em. Jane He's a Brit.......and I'm in his words a wanker and a couple of other words I can't spell.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:40:14 AM EDT
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Stoner, my guess is, like many young gay men, you're good looking. It's a phenomena not lost on women in theatre: why are all the good looking guys gay???? So many young women have lamented this to me: I keep telling them, "Forget the actors...go after the tech crew guys!" Tell it, sister! In my (admittedly limited) experience they are the antithesis of performers - grounded, pragmatic, straight ahead guys and...uhhh... good at it. Jane |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:45:30 AM EDT
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Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for. Jane Yep.....Life is cruel.
And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them. As well they should be.
Jane Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.
Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities. He has 'em. Jane He's a Brit.......and I'm in his words a wanker and a couple of other words I can't spell.
That'd be: P O O F T E R. Go ahead, whack me. I deserve it; I was bad.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 4:48:51 AM EDT
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That'd be: P O O F T E R. Go ahead, whack me. I deserve it; I was bad.
Jane That was one of them....the other taufer or something like that. |
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Posted: 4/29/2009 6:37:41 AM EDT
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SS you could have at least got pics of the Girls and put them on here.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 8:01:59 AM EDT
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SS you could have at least got pics of the Girls and put them on here. If I see them again I will.....just for you.
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Posted: 4/29/2009 8:04:48 AM EDT
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You should give it a try!
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Posted: 4/29/2009 8:07:26 AM EDT
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SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them???? OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! |
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