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Posted: 4/29/2009 1:39:15 AM EDT
Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor.

I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty)
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:40:54 AM EDT
SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them????
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:41:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor.

I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty)


Just tell them you're French. They'll get it.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:43:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:
SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them????


Let's just say SS doesn't roll like that.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:44:48 AM EDT




Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something?
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:46:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LtDirector:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor.

I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty)


Just tell them you're French. They'll get it.


Wouldn't work....I showered.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:47:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg



Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something?


If you say that phonetically, I suspect he hasn't got his Phillipinas .
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:47:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg



Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something?


Well duh....

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:48:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By LtDirector:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Or yes there is a god.....and it has a sick sense of humor.

I'm once again in Zurich...and last night decided to have a few beers in the hotel bar (ok a lot of beers) And the bar is packed with people, so I'm sitting with a group Indonesian girls. Anyway one of the girls strikes up a conversartion and we talk about her country and the US. And after several drinks (she was drinking a salad) she decides that it would be a great idea if I went home with her....... Well I try to explain that it wouldn't work out...and of course since I barely speak english and no Indonesian or German.....She just isn't understanding the problem. And then one of her friends offers to help and I try to explian thngs to her, and she gets the idea that I'm just not into her freind, but maybe attracted to her instead..... Ok so now I have two girls that want to take me home.....And I don't want either of them, and can't get the idea across to them. So I lie and tell them I can't tonight because I have to go to work the next morning. They understand that part and give me their phone number and address and I leave. So now I have a date with two girls ( yes they are pretty...short but pretty)


Just tell them you're French. They'll get it.


Wouldn't work....I showered.



Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:48:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:
SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them????


See the words in his avatar? That's his favorite pick up line....
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:49:33 AM EDT
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:49:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LtDirector:
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/356000/74143_faggotree_vw.jpg



Or are you holding out for Phillipinas or something?


If you say that phonetically, I suspect he hasn't got his Phillipinas .


Link Posted: 4/29/2009 1:51:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:04:21 AM EDT
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:05:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


He's gay.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:05:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Or something.....
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:06:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz.

How do people who have been here longer than me not know this?

I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:07:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


He's gay.


Knowing the Indonesian word for that would have been helpful last night..

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz.

How do people who have been here longer than me not know this?

I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there.


Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:19 AM EDT
OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:08:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


I'm going to try to be subtle about this for those of you who are not familiar with SS.  He isn't in to girls.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:09:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By para_frame:
OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.



Crap..theres two of me.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:10:11 AM EDT
Maybe if you asked if she had a cute brother she would have gotten the idea.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:10:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.



Crap..theres two of me.


Which begs the question, would you date you?  
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:11:05 AM EDT
Maybe one of them has a strap-on.......  

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:12:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz.

How do people who have been here longer than me not know this?

I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there.


Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.



I'm trying to come up with a good excuse for the boss. I don't think he's going to like me telling him "I'm flying to Zurich so I can try and bang these two Indonesian chicks that won't leave a gay guy from this forum I post on alone".
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:12:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Pangea:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.



Crap..theres two of me.


Which begs the question, would you date you?  



Hell no......I have better taste then that. Or atlest more then the average Indonesian girl anyway.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:13:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Pangea:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
OH, that Stonerstudent, got it. thought you were someone else.



Crap..theres two of me.


Which begs the question, would you date you?  


Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:14:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Ummmm.......He's not into the wimmenz.

How do people who have been here longer than me not know this?

I would have taken them off your hands SS but it would have taken me about 13-14 hours to get there.


Well get to stepping....cause I have their number.



I'm trying to come up with a good excuse for the boss. I don't think he's going to like me telling him "I'm flying to Zurich so I can try and bang these two Indonesian chicks that won't leave a gay guy from this forum I post on alone".


Hell If I was your boss I would let you go.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:17:44 AM EDT
Now you know why I say that homo is a mental disorder
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 2:47:49 AM EDT
magic marker some hair on thier back and goto town..... Duh


Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:19:34 AM EDT
I hear alot of those Indonesian girls have a package downstairs anyhow, you might check it out.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:24:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jmoffatt:
I hear alot of those Indonesian girls have a package downstairs anyhow, you might check it out.


That's what the boss said as well...
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:33:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.



As well they should be.  


Jane



Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:53:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2009 3:54:29 AM EDT by StonerStudent]
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.



As well they should be.  


Jane





Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:54:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:
Maybe one of them has a strap-on.......  


LOL.... that's funny.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 3:58:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By para_frame:
why could you not go home with them? are you marryed or something?


Or something.....




Stoner, my guess is, like many young gay men, you're good looking.
It's a phenomena not lost on women in theatre: why are all the good looking guys gay????
So many young women have lamented this to me: I keep telling them, "Forget the actors...go after the tech crew guys!"
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:01:49 AM EDT
Now that's irony.  However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers.  You ignored them and didn't s how much interest.  That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:09:14 AM EDT
Since you gave up on the chicks, at least go out and find some SIG PE 57 magazines.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:14:16 AM EDT
Dude, they're dudes.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:22:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Now that's irony.  However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers.  You ignored them and didn't s how much interest.  That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard.


The irony of this is...I was in a bar with the whole Hungarian, Romanian and Canadian hockey teams.



Which just goes to show that neither the Indonesia women or I can pickup men for shit.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:28:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Now that's irony.  However, you were doing something that makes women go bonkers.  You ignored them and didn't s how much interest.  That's why us married men get hit on all the time, and that's why you get women when you least expect it, because you aren't trying to damn hard.


Yup, I'm convinced that the best way to hook up a piece is to wear a ring or claim gay, or both I guess.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:31:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.



As well they should be.  


Jane





Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.


Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities.  He has 'em.

Jane

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:35:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.



As well they should be.  


Jane





Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.


Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities.  He has 'em.

Jane



He's a Brit.......and I'm in his words a wanker and a couple of other words I can't spell.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:40:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Stoner, my guess is, like many young gay men, you're good looking.
It's a phenomena not lost on women in theatre: why are all the good looking guys gay????
So many young women have lamented this to me: I keep telling them, "Forget the actors...go after the tech crew guys!"


Tell it, sister!  In my (admittedly limited) experience they are the antithesis of performers - grounded, pragmatic, straight ahead guys and...uhhh... good at it.


Jane

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:45:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Amazing how one can always find plenty of something they're not looking for.  


Jane


Yep.....Life is cruel.

And my coworkers are pissed at me for not calling them.



As well they should be.  


Jane





Well the boss just told me that I have to call the girls up today, and have them come up to the bar tonight....and he will get this all sorted out.


Organizational skills as well as the ability to recognize/exploit unanticipated opportunities.  He has 'em.

Jane



He's a Brit.......and I'm in his words a wanker and a couple of other words I can't spell.



That'd be: P O O F T E R.

Go ahead, whack me.  I deserve it; I was bad.


Jane






Link Posted: 4/29/2009 4:48:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:

That'd be: P O O F T E R.

Go ahead, whack me.  I deserve it; I was bad.


Jane




That was one of them....the other taufer or something like that.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 6:37:41 AM EDT
SS you could have at least got pics of the Girls and put them on here.
Link Posted: 4/29/2009 8:01:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ohiobob:
SS you could have at least got pics of the Girls and put them on here.


If I see them again I will.....just for you.

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 8:04:48 AM EDT
You should give it a try!

Link Posted: 4/29/2009 8:07:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:
SOOOO, why are you bithing? Or are you just full of shit and just finished tagging both of them????


OMG!!!!!   LOL!!!!!!!
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