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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:09:29 AM EDT
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Maintaining Harmony is what it's all about.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:09:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:10:56 AM EDT
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Quick thinking! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:11:26 AM EDT
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Funny story... But I'm not sure I would let a moving company pack up my arms room!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:11:49 AM EDT
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 Now that was a damn funny answer, I would have loved to have seen her face. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:13:53 AM EDT
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Moving companies and guns...
How exactly does that work? When I move and I generally transport my guns myself... What about storage? can a moving company legally store your gun collection for a long period of time? |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:19 AM EDT
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It's going in-state.... so no issues according to the moving company. The only time I've ever had a moving company tell me they can't move firearms and ammo is when it crosses state lines. They are not storing it for me. They are just moving it from house A to house B (which is 30 miles away). |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:57 AM EDT
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Why didn't you tell her to shut the fuck up and get to work? Talking does not equal moving and packing.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:19:50 AM EDT
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It packs the boxes on the truck or it gets the hose again? |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:20:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:22:06 AM EDT
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Man, that's priceless. I love it. "She is a poet." --- That's all we needed to know right there.  CMOS |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:24:13 AM EDT
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You are FAR more trusting than I am. A moving company would only move my furnature, appliances, and clothes. Electronics, jewelry, and guns are going with me. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:26:34 AM EDT
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Shooting is a zen experience. Put it in terms she would understand. The AR15 has better fung shwei than the AK47.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:27:39 AM EDT
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Now that was funny. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:27:47 AM EDT
[#15]
well said!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:30:49 AM EDT
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I almost forgot the best part of the day. When is was time to leave, THE STUPID LIBTARD HAD LOST HER CAR KEYS! After 30 minutes of looking through my house, she can't find them and thinks they may have dropped into one of the boxes she packed (they packed maybe 75 boxes). She wants to start unpacking them to look for her keys. I'm like : "No fooking way are you going to unpack 75 boxes that all of you guys spent all day packing! Get a locksmith!" Then she thinks maybe she threw away her keys in the garbage by mistake. So she dumps out my week-old stinky garbage in the yard and sifts through it all, and can't find the keys (I loved watching this!!!--LOL!!!!). Then she says maybe the keys are in her pocketbook, which she locked in the trunk. FOOKING DUH!!!! So I get a wire-hanger and unlock her car for her. BINGO!!! Keys in pocketbook. She tries to leave without putting the garbage back in the can. Then I'm like: "You don't plan to leave without putting that garbage back in the can, do ya?". LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! So she does it. LMAO!!!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:32:01 AM EDT
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What can I say.
I work at UPS and know how to motivate my |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:33:25 AM EDT
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Oh man, wish you got out a digital camera for that shit. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:36:05 AM EDT
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Personally,I would have just emptied my safe into my trunk on moveday and had the movers take care of the ammo and safe..Why is a girl moving stuff anyways,that's kind of strange.I mean can she handle the business end of a 300LB refer on a dolly ?
Classic!! I especially like the way you put that in the form of a question..Pure genius! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:37:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:45:17 AM EDT
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omg thats the best!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:51:13 AM EDT
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Was she hot though? Did she bring any international juices?
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:53:20 AM EDT
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Other than her limited comedic value as a fool,  I would have fired her/told her to leave the minute she made the negative comments about the guns and ammo. She'll blame your horrible baby-killing machines and your murderous Nazi persona for fear and stress which caused her to lose her car keys. IOW your guns/ammo disturbed her harmony, and you gotta pay up! 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:55:03 AM EDT
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LOL!!! No juice. Not hot at all. She had lots of underarm hair too. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:57:31 AM EDT
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 "Could you help me get this in the van?" |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:57:53 AM EDT
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No, she's a mover. She just doesn't realize it yet. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:06:45 AM EDT
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Oh, to have been a fly on the wall!!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:07:49 AM EDT
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Your stuff is SOOO gonna get damaged/lost in transit.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:11:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:21:04 AM EDT
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Judging from all the smelly garbage she threw about, trying to find her keys, you would have been one of many.... 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:24:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:28:23 AM EDT
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 That is easily the BEST POST of 2006 so far. Maybe even 2005.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:31:17 AM EDT
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I swear to god as much funny shit as I read on this site it should be a requirement that every arfcommer MUST carry a digital camera with them 24/7!
LMFAO!!!!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:33:52 AM EDT
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Show her some of your poetry...
"Roses are red, violets are blue my guns shoot big bullets, let me show you" 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:36:54 AM EDT
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My thinking exactly. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:42:57 AM EDT
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OH oh oh oh . When she was telling me about her "International Fruit Juice" business, I asked her if that was like "The International House Of Pancakes" but only w/ fruit juice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! LMAO!!!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:48:54 AM EDT
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"The moving company sends over a few people to pack-up my house to prepare me to move." They were packers only. The movers are coming today to load up all the packed stuff. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:52:06 AM EDT
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Oh man, where is my pen and paper, I have got to write that down rj 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:58:36 AM EDT
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A female , Libtard , MOVER? -- did she hava a chain on her wallet , and wear a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off ? -- or did she just "point" to the items that the boys actually had to lift and move ? -- - this one is "special"
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:01:33 AM EDT
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Having poet/libtard move your stuff.....300.00
Making it/her pack ammo and guns......300.00 Watching her dig in your trash and pick it backup ......Priceless!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:05:11 AM EDT
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That is great!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:15:19 AM EDT
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This thread made my day!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:21:02 AM EDT
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this time you could say " it puts the trash back in the can or it gets the hose" |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:29:58 AM EDT
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Dis-harmony prevention units. I'll remember that.
"Hey....y'all wanna go air out the dis-harmony prevention units?" or "Ya been to the new dis-harmony prevention unit store down by the lake?" Love it! 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:31:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:35:15 AM EDT
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Here's a poem in Japanese Haiku format:
Hippie libtard bitch don't touch my fucking firearms you are not worthy Here is the more modern style: Bitch, leave my guns bend over take it in the buns I'll pack my own shit from now on after I pack your shit bent over in the front lawn Here is a Victorian Era romantic style: Embattled are we that traveled this path D'yer lover of incense, hemp and granola submit y'rself to a shave and a bath Rifles once blazed, now quietly kept Ammo once spent, hushed in darkness When finally freed from bondage, he wept roy d....not the poet laureate of ARF.com |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:42:44 AM EDT
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In this situation, I think that being able to enforce harmony is what it's all about. 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:45:32 AM EDT
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I'm tagging this so I can re-read it later and show it to my wife.
Excellent story, great response to the libtard's question, and whoever made the "hose again" joke is a great comedian. 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:51:11 AM EDT
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Absolutely goddamned no way they'd see anything gun related. One of the guys might mention it to a friend who might rob your ass when you're settled in. Or that stuff might just mysteriously get lost in the move. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 7:55:36 AM EDT
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Fixed it for you, that was good stuff!!!! Especially the haiku -- nicely executed. |
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