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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 9/23/2002 8:37:33 AM EST
One of the best things brought to us by the Irish is the Limerick. This is from a contest on Long Island, NY. The requirements were to use the two words: Lewinsky (as in Monica) and Kaczynski (as in Ted, the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners: Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown.
Link Posted: 9/23/2002 8:42:29 AM EST
Those are too funny![:D]
Link Posted: 9/23/2002 12:20:22 PM EST
I wish I was that clever. Can anyone think of any more? Come on, there are some witty folks here!
Link Posted: 9/23/2002 12:26:19 PM EST
The first one was the best, I think.
Link Posted: 9/23/2002 12:29:21 PM EST
See? Good things do come from NY and we definately don't like Dems on Long Island.
Link Posted: 9/23/2002 1:11:17 PM EST
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