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Posted: 11/1/2009 5:27:01 PM EST
How exactly do you define cougar? My girlfriend is 4 years older than me (to the day), she asked if that made her a cougar. I think I'm to old to be cougar bait (28), so I don't think she could be called a cougar at 32.

I tend to think at least a ten year difference, maybe 8, i dunno. What do you fuckers think?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:28:14 PM EST
I need some definition too..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:29:11 PM EST
A cougar is older than a MILF.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:29:30 PM EST
A cougar by definition is over 40.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:29:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
I need some definition too..


You're a cougar, and a cradle robber.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:05 PM EST
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:07 PM EST
I think 32 is too young to be a cougar.

But what the fuck do I know, I'm too old for cougars.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mach:
A cougar by definition is over 40.



Whose definition?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
I need some definition too..


You're a cougar, and a cradle robber.


Mach says cougars are over 40..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:53 PM EST
Id say like 40's
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:30:59 PM EST
yep cougar is 40+
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:31:23 PM EST
32 is still pretty young and fully in the hottie range for most guys...

Now if she is 32 and not yet a MILF then you really have a rare treasure on your hands...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:31:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


cradle robber.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:33:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


I thought he was 24 or 25 for some reason.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:34:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
32 is still pretty young and fully in the hottie range for most guys...

Now if she is 32 and not yet a MILF then you really have a rare treasure on your hands...


32, never married, no kids, known her since I was 18, so I would have seen some sign of severe crazy by now, she's lived on her own since she was 18, and held the same (good) job since she was 18.

I told her I was thinking about going back to school, her response was that I could use her discount, if we were married
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:35:16 PM EST
Definition: A woman over 35 who is seeking men substantially younger than them. In my book that means at least 15 years younger.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:35:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
32 is still pretty young and fully in the hottie range for most guys...

Now if she is 32 and not yet a MILF then you really have a rare treasure on your hands...


32, never married, no kids, known her since I was 18, so I would have seen some sign of severe crazy by now, she's lived on her own since she was 18, and held the same (good) job since she was 18.

I told her I was thinking about going back to school, her response was that I could use her discount, if we were married


So, what was the problem again?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:35:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By ZenJen78:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


I thought he was 24 or 25 for some reason.


Hell, if I didn't know better I would say he was 50..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:06 PM EST
My wife is a cougar.

Been married 20 years now- we got married when I was 26 and she was 46.. Technically I believe she is a "silver fox"
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:08 PM EST
My wife is a cougar.

Been married 20 years now- we got married when I was 26 and she was 46.. Technically I believe she is a "silver fox"
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By ZenJen78:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
32 is still pretty young and fully in the hottie range for most guys...

Now if she is 32 and not yet a MILF then you really have a rare treasure on your hands...


32, never married, no kids, known her since I was 18, so I would have seen some sign of severe crazy by now, she's lived on her own since she was 18, and held the same (good) job since she was 18.

I told her I was thinking about going back to school, her response was that I could use her discount, if we were married


So, what was the problem again?


No problem at all, I'm so in love it hurts.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Originally Posted By ZenJen78:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


I thought he was 24 or 25 for some reason.


Hell, if I didn't know better I would say he was 50..


Nothing wrong with him being mature for his age.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:44 PM EST
need pics to decide
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:37:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:38:04 PM EST by UncivilEngineer]
cougar = old enough to be your mom (at least at my age )
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:37:46 PM EST
Puma 30+

Cougar 40+

Jaguar 50+
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:39:01 PM EST
She is a Puma that is the 30-39 age group
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:39:04 PM EST
Cougar = Over 40, married at least once, and banging guys ~ 20 years younger than herself.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:39:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By Blackhawk101:
My wife is a cougar.

Been married 20 years now- we got married when I was 26 and she was 46.. Technically I believe she is a "silver fox"


My mom is 13 years older than my stepdad. between them and y'all, my chick better chill out thinking 4 years matters
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:39:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


cradle robber.

+1

Another few years it would be biologically possible for you to be his mother.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:40:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Puma 30+

Cougar 40+

Jaguar 50+


wow, it's that defined? wow.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:40:06 PM EST
Cougars are 40+.

32 is nowhere near cougar especially if she's dating some one that is 28.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:41:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Cougars are 40+.

32 is nowhere near cougar especially if she's dating some one that is 28.


I told her that. She meant it as a joke I think. I've just never seen numbers on it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:41:53 PM EST
A cougar would...or could, have children of college age or early 20's.
And while acting in the cougar's predatory role she would be enticing
young men of the same age group as the children she may or may not have.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:42:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By Frost7:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Well I'm 30, the SO is 22.. What's your opinion?? How old is a cougar??


cradle robber.

+1

Another few years it would be biologically possible for you to be his mother.


5 more for a difference of 13..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:43:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:44:00 PM EST by AKSig]
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Cougars are 40+.

32 is nowhere near cougar especially if she's dating some one that is 28.


I told her that. She meant it as a joke I think. I've just never seen numbers on it.


Tell her she can be a cougar if she kicks you to the curb in 8-10 years and starts banging a 24 year old.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:43:25 PM EST


A Cougar is within ten years of menopause and if the target is within 10 years of puberty.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:45:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Cougars are 40+.

32 is nowhere near cougar especially if she's dating some one that is 28.


I told her that. She meant it as a joke I think. I've just never seen numbers on it.


Tell her she can be a cougar if she kicks you to the curb in 8-10 years and start banging a 24 year old.


hey hey hey, she's stuck with me. fo'eva I hope



2tl has been giving me shit, apparently the longer I'm with my chick, the more of a sappy, happy, bastard I am. Normally, I'm a morose, fatalistic, pessimistic prick. Slight change
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:49:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Cougars are 40+.

32 is nowhere near cougar especially if she's dating some one that is 28.


I told her that. She meant it as a joke I think. I've just never seen numbers on it.


Tell her she can be a cougar if she kicks you to the curb in 8-10 years and start banging a 24 year old.


hey hey hey, she's stuck with me. fo'eva I hope



2tl has been giving me shit, apparently the longer I'm with my chick, the more of a sappy, happy, bastard I am. Normally, I'm a morose, fatalistic, pessimistic prick. Slight change

Quit calling me a cradle robber, and maybe I'll lighten up..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:50:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Quit calling me a cradle robber, and maybe I'll lighten up..


I didn't call you a cradle robber till like 9 minutes ago.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:50:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Puma 30+

Cougar 40+

Jaguar 50+


this.

when they get into the 60's i like to call them a lioness. not sure what the correct term would be though.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:51:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Quit calling me a cradle robber, and maybe I'll lighten up..


I didn't call you a cradle robber till like 9 minutes ago.


You've done it before, and you know it.. I'm just fucking with you, bud-I'm gld you finally found someone who makes you happy and isn't a trifling whore..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:52:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Puma 30+

Cougar 40+

Jaguar 50+


So what is a Panther. 60+ ?? I thought that 50+ was a Panther.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:53:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By cookhj:

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Puma 30+

Cougar 40+

Jaguar 50+


this.

when they get into the 60's i like to call them a lioness. not sure what the correct term would be though.


The correct term is "Granny Porn".
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:54:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Quit calling me a cradle robber, and maybe I'll lighten up..


I didn't call you a cradle robber till like 9 minutes ago.


You've done it before, and you know it.. I'm just fucking with you, bud-I'm gld you finally found someone who makes you happy and isn't a trifling whore..


I'm glad she's not a whore too, but this is getting rediculous, I've known her for 10 years, been dating her for 6 weeks, and i haven't banged her yet
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:56:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:59:04 PM EST by Ohio]
Originally Posted By CWO:
Definition: A woman over 35 who is seeking men substantially younger than them. In my book that means at least 15 years younger.



My understanding has always been a generational type age gap.
As in hunting for a guy young enough to be her son, theoretically. 40 yo looking for 22, for instance.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:57:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:

I'm glad she's not a whore too, but this is getting rediculous, I've known her for 10 years, been dating her for 6 weeks, and i haven't banged her yet


Where is my faint smiley when I need it?? Chillax..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:01:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:

I'm glad she's not a whore too, but this is getting rediculous, I've known her for 10 years, been dating her for 6 weeks, and i haven't banged her yet


Where is my faint smiley when I need it?? Chillax..


it's odd, only two women haven't fucked me on the first date. I married them both.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:02:25 PM EST
this thread needs some things straightened out:

a cougar is 40+
she does not have to be single
she MUST be very good looking considering her "mature" age- cougar classification can not be awarded without pics of face and body.
an overweight and/or unattractive gal who snags a younger man is awarded cradle robber status only.
an age differential of at least 15 years must be maintained. once the prey is over 40, she can longer qualify as a cougar. in the pure form of cougardom, the prey is always in his 20s.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:10:21 PM EST
I figure..........

MILF = 40+

Cougar = 50+

Aloha, Mark


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:15:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By ma96782:
I figure..........

MILF = 40+

Cougar = 50+

Aloha, Mark





You forgot Sabertooth Tiger over 60+
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:16:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:
Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Originally Posted By Dan_Gray:

I'm glad she's not a whore too, but this is getting rediculous, I've known her for 10 years, been dating her for 6 weeks, and i haven't banged her yet


Where is my faint smiley when I need it?? Chillax..


it's odd, only two women haven't fucked me on the first date. I married them both.



I would never marry anybody who didn't put out on the first date. For that matter, I wouldn't have a second date with anybody who didn't put out on the first date.

YMMV, and all that.
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