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Posted: 2/15/2013 2:54:22 PM EDT
can't be having 'dupes' and such all willy nilly now can we.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 2:54:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Adoption papers inbound
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 2:55:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Lol, wife just showed me that. Just make some pie out of it.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 2:59:04 PM EDT
[#3]
It looks like a pecker, with teeth!
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:08:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Meh, I'd hit it. Natures fleshlight.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:11:24 PM EDT
[#5]
in New Jersey unagi eat you.  Got a problem with that?
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:11:31 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Meh, I'd hit it. Natures fleshlight.


My dick just vomited.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:12:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Meh, I'd hit it. Natures fleshlight.


Only arfcom....
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:28:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:31:42 PM EDT
[#9]
New Jersey
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:39:25 PM EDT
[#10]
that thing belongs in D.C.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:40:14 PM EDT
[#11]
NJ.


nuff said.



Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:44:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:53:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Looks like an ass weasel from the movie Dream Catcher



Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:55:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Jersey is looking pretty green for this time of year
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:58:51 PM EDT
[#15]

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:59:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Jersey is looking pretty green for this time of year


Indeed.

If anybody has a location on that thing, I'll put it on a leash and bring it by the legislature.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:03:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Ancestor of this?
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:05:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jersey is looking pretty green for this time of year


Indeed.

If anybody has a location on that thing, I'll put it on a leash and bring it by the legislature.


Why not just run it for office?
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:07:24 PM EDT
[#19]
are they edible?
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:09:33 PM EDT
[#20]
space herpes.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:11:27 PM EDT
[#21]
This has the potential of making that hillbilly hand fishing show very interesting.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:12:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:13:56 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jersey is looking pretty green for this time of year


Indeed.

If anybody has a location on that thing, I'll put it on a leash and bring it by the legislature.


Why not just run it for office?


Nah, not slimey enough.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:18:34 PM EDT
[#24]


Ha ha, that's what i was thinking of.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:28:39 PM EDT
[#25]
A giant blood-sucking lamprey that sucks the life out of its host.  Sounds like the perfect mascot for the FSA.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:29:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Have you ever smelled the water Jersey? I'm not surprised shit like that is growing in there.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 4:38:15 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
are they edible?


Yes, they are and are considered a delicacy in western Europe.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 5:17:23 PM EDT
[#28]
is that one of those south american things that swims up your urethra
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 5:22:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Lol, wife just showed me that. Just make some pie out of it.






She thought it was a large penis....

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 6:06:39 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 6:16:18 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


are they edible?


Asians would eat the fuck out of that thing, with or without your pecker in it.

 
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