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Posted: 12/16/2005 10:04:18 AM EST
I have not seen it, not even sure if it is released, but how about some humor...

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"Hey, buddy, you're not supposed to sit ON the saddle horn"

"Got the rope?"

"Damn, dropped the saddle soap again"

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I know......... hella' gay !!!
cmmg
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:09:19 AM EST
[#1]
Let's don't.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:10:17 AM EST
[#2]

Quoted:
Let's don't.



+ Eleventy Billion
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:13:08 AM EST
[#3]
Cowboy Up!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:22:53 AM EST
[#4]
Yeah..bashing a homosexual cowboy movie is NOT PC and only reveals how lacking you are in your willingness to embrace diversity and welcome multiculturalism.  
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:24:59 AM EST
[#5]
Cowboy 1: Boy, it sure is powerful cold out today.

Cowboy2: *mmmph mmmmpppph gag choke cough mmmmmmmmph*
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:25:00 AM EST
[#6]

Quoted:
Cowboy Up!







Winner.



Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:31:52 AM EST
[#7]

Quoted:
Cowboy 1: Boy, it sure is powerful cold out today.

Cowboy2: *mmmph mmmmpppph gag choke cough mmmmmmmmph*



That is just plain wrong!  
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:33:55 AM EST
[#8]

Quoted:
Yeah..bashing a homosexual cowboy movie is NOT PC and only reveals how lacking you are in your willingness to embrace diversity and welcome multiculturalism.  



yep
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:43:20 AM EST
[#9]

Quoted:
Yeah..bashing a homosexual cowboy movie is NOT PC and only reveals how lacking you are in your willingness to embrace diversity and welcome multiculturalism.  



How do you know that the butt-fucking, dick-sucking cowboys are multicultural?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:44:23 AM EST
[#10]
GAY COWBOYS?! WHAT IN TARNATION?!

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 10:59:32 AM EST
[#11]

Originlally Posted by Rodney Carrington:
Larry, we've known each other a long damned time....<deep breath....Lets rub our wieners together.





Rodney kills me!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:07:46 AM EST
[#12]
Lets go watch the cock fight behind the barn...
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:10:23 AM EST
[#13]
I'm hungry for pudding.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:14:01 AM EST
[#14]
Thought of some more....

"Is that your COLT, or are you just happy to see me?"

and...

"When you get dem' supplies from the CHUCK wagon, remember....I don't like PIE !"
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 11:21:19 AM EST
[#15]
Two cowboys are accompanying a small herd of cattle on a long drive to Abilene. They come upon a heifer with her head stuck in a fence. Lem jumps off his horse, drope his jeans and commences laying the wood to Ol' Bessie. Red watches with confused interest.

Lem looks over his shoulder and says "Red, you have GOT to try this! I's great!"

Red hesitates a moment, then shrugs. "Well, if you say so, Lem," he says. He dismounts, walks over near the heifer, drops his jeans, and sticks his head through the fence.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:04:17 PM EST
[#16]
On a radio show they got a spoof going called "Bareback Mountain".
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:07:39 PM EST
[#17]

Quoted:
On a radio show they got a spoof going called "Bareback Mountain".



Sounds like they've been reading arfcom, except they misspelled "Bareback Mountin'".
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:10:20 PM EST
[#18]
"This is excellent pudding, let's explore our sexuality."
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:12:53 PM EST
[#19]
Well, "Hey cowpoke" takes on a whole new meaning....

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:13:11 PM EST
[#20]
Stop it…

You have been mislead this move is not about Cowboys… they are sheep herders which explains a lot.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:25:50 PM EST
[#21]

Quoted:
Stop it…

You have been mislead this move is not about Cowboys… they are sheep herders New Zealanders scotish .....umm.........californians which explains a lot.



fixed it
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 12:25:56 PM EST
[#22]
"We're gonna fuck you, Sheriff.  We're gonna fuck you real slow."
Goerge Carlin

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:59:54 PM EST
[#23]
Ride him cowboy!
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:03:20 PM EST
[#24]
"Morning Larry."
"Morning Bob."
"Was that your dick in my butt last night Larry?"
"Sure was Bob."
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:21:15 PM EST
[#25]
I hope they make a lesbian sequal, they could call it Fur Traders of Brokeback Mountain.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:23:14 PM EST
[#26]

Quoted:
I hope they make a lesbian sequal, they could call it Fur Traders of Brokeback Mountain.



yep with rosie odonut, janet reno, and AZ governor Janet Napolitano!

sick bastard
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:55:28 PM EST
[#27]
Gay cowboys?  The fart scene in Blazing Saddles would have been a silent picture.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:04:19 PM EST
[#28]
My, my, you have a LONG little doggie.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:08:05 PM EST
[#29]

Quoted:
Gay cowboys?  The fart scene in Blazing Saddles would have been a silent picture.



Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:10:15 PM EST
[#30]
"Hey, Lasso my Assho"

SG
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:12:42 PM EST
[#31]

Gives new meaning to the expression "rode hard and put up wet"  

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:15:47 PM EST
[#32]
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:22:23 PM EST
[#33]
We need to bring back Sgtar for a one time remake of the movie.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:26:37 PM EST
[#34]

Quoted:
Hey There Pardner, May I push up your stool for you?





That's a pretty good one.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:44:15 PM EST
[#35]
Scene opens with two "cowboys" in the tent as John Wayne walks in.....


John Wayne : "WTF!"

BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 5:47:35 PM EST
[#36]

Quoted:
We need to bring back Sgtar for a one time remake of the movie.



true, he could make some powerfully ghey movies

EPOCH
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:23:10 PM EST
[#37]
Haven't heard of this before........must be something new

WARPED IDEAS

1) They could be named Neal and Bob.

2) They spend their spare time slow-dancing to Garth Brooks.

3) They spend a lot of time brushing the dust off of each other's jeans.

4) They ride REAL short horses with bobbed tails.....

(.........Ahh, I think I'm gonna be sick........)
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:33:45 PM EST
[#38]
"Bein' alone on the prairie day after day, month after month, gives a man needs... powerful strong needs.  You know what I mean Bob? "
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:37:05 PM EST
[#39]
"Bein' a "cowboy" in some liberal, piece-of-shit, trashy movie is nothin' to be proud of pard'ner.  All this destruction of American icons is enough to make a man give up on humanity.  I wish I could have found a part in something more like Red Dawn."
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:16:42 PM EST
[#40]

Quoted:
Two cowboys are accompanying a small herd of cattle on a long drive to Abilene. They come upon a heifer with her head stuck in a fence. Lem jumps off his horse, drope his jeans and commences laying the wood to Ol' Bessie. Red watches with confused interest.

Lem looks over his shoulder and says "Red, you have GOT to try this! I's great!"

Red hesitates a moment, then shrugs. "Well, if you say so, Lem," he says. He dismounts, walks over near the heifer, drops his jeans, and sticks his head through the fence.


Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:20:09 PM EST
[#41]
"I wish I never met you.  I'm going back to sheep."
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 7:24:27 PM EST
[#42]
Sadist cowboys "Grab my rope partner and while youre at it, Let's use the whip too"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:53:31 AM EST
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hope they make a lesbian sequal, they could call it Fur Traders of Brokeback Mountain.



yep with rosie odonut, janet reno, and AZ governor Janet Napolitano!

sick basta

rd



How about with Angelina Jolie and Chelize Theron with Catherine Zeta-Jones as the corrupt sheriff.  Lots of jail scenes.  Cells with only one little cot.  
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 2:40:08 AM EST
[#44]
"So,what's for breakfast ?"

"Not sure..But let's have incredibly rough jail type sex and figure it out"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 2:41:18 AM EST
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hope they make a lesbian sequal, they could call it Fur Traders of Brokeback Mountain.



yep with rosie odonut, janet reno, and AZ governor Janet Napolitano!

sick basta

rd



How about with Angelina Jolie and Chelize Theron with Catherine Zeta-Jones as the corrupt sheriff.  Lots of jail scenes.  Cells with only one little cot.  



Ashley Judd and Alizee...with Tera Patrick as the sheriff.
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