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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:17:56 AM EDT
Coffee cup w/ hot coffee, and a stapler. Probably fucked.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:19:06 AM EDT
My wife. She could nag them to death

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:20:11 AM EDT
Bills.


They almost kill me to pay em, surely they will work right?



Or... a lamp. I can wield this china made mother fucker for 2 seconds before it breaks.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:20:28 AM EDT
A stapler, a calculator, two cell phones, 50' of paracord, keys, and safety glasses. MacGyver could probably build me some type of a fighter jet out of this shit.....
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:21:04 AM EDT
Maybe slip on some headphones on the zombie and blare Slayer?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:21:19 AM EDT
G26 or KT p3at. Or an ink pen.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:21:35 AM EDT
Does it have to be to my left?

I have a 92FS in a lock box under my work desk.

To my left all I have is a packing tape dispenser.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:21:48 AM EDT
A Stihl MS 460 28".
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:22:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JAMES77257:
A Stihl MS 460 28".


Well you win. Drinking my coffee now, so all I got is a stapler.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:23:21 AM EDT
An American Dynamics camera control keyboard.

Id go to town!!

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:23:21 AM EDT
I am gone. I have a plate of chicken bones and a birthday party invitation.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:25:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 4:26:31 AM EDT by 1srelluc]
18" Mossberg 500 and 55 rounds of #4 buck.

To the right it's a tie between a A2 AR-15 and a Kel-Tec S2K.

I'm in my gun room.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:27:08 AM EDT
Hundeds of angiocaths in every size imaginable.....


I'm fooked.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:27:18 AM EDT
A Mossberg 590 and a bandoleer of 12 gauge buck and slugs.

How charming.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:29:13 AM EDT
Coffee mug. If you take it away before I'm done with it, you'll need an armored vehicle.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:29:39 AM EDT
Workin' from home so I'm G2G
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:30:50 AM EDT
Toilet paper.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:33:47 AM EDT
Keyhole saw, speed square and a ballpeen hammer.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:37:06 AM EDT
Rocker post type lathe tool holder.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:38:34 AM EDT
That finger was pointing right at the toilet paper holder, gonna need a new roll.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:41:59 AM EDT
My Canon scanner, bose headphones and a stack of CDs. If the zombies like music I'm pretty safe... that is assuming their ears haven't fallen off.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:43:05 AM EDT
a quarter roll of lifesavers, a monte blanc pen and a water bill.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:43:21 AM EDT
A freaking pillow. Im screwed
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:43:51 AM EDT
This is what I have to my left right now.

I think a gear hob would make a good melee weapon.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:50:26 AM EDT
The person sitting next to me on the train.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:51:52 AM EDT
A metal water bottle, couple books, pastic coffee mug, and some skoal. Even further to my left, sitting at different desks are a couple of really fat girls. I think I could survive... Just have to run faster then they can.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:52:43 AM EDT
My coworker, he could kill the undead with noxious gas.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:52:56 AM EDT
Uhhhh... A Woolrich field coat. In the pockets are keys, a cellphone, and one e-cig.

At least I'll be warm and free of nicotine cravings as they eat by brain.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:55:33 AM EDT
G23, modem, remote, USB cable, stack of CD's
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:57:21 AM EDT
Dell Optiplex tower, 8lb aluminum casting, channel locks...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:57:59 AM EDT
Telephone, tape dispenser and a 1/4 bottle of tums....I am screwed.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:58:34 AM EDT
Box of kleenex. I'm screwed.



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:59:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 5:00:20 AM EDT by Armourer-In-Training]
An older pro-communist co-worker!

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:00:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MP15T:
This is what I have to my left right now.

I think a gear hob would make a good melee weapon.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m55/jweber_1/photo.jpg


Man put a handle on that thing and make a mace.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:02:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By MP15T:
This is what I have to my left right now.

I think a gear hob would make a good melee weapon.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m55/jweber_1/photo.jpg


Man put a handle on that thing and make a mace.


I work for a gear company and we literally have 100's of these things laying around. Once they get used they are garbage. Its just like a CNC bit.

I have been contemplating milling a baseball bat and attaching a gear hob to the end of it.


Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:02:59 AM EDT

Oh, I think I'll be just fine ........



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:03:02 AM EDT
A lamp, a printer, and my bifocals. Shit, I am SO screwed.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:03:18 AM EDT
Shit...I'm screwed. Pink iPhone 3GS and a Nalgene bottle.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:04:43 AM EDT
A Thinkpad, Motorola Atrix and a water bottle.

I'm dead.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:05:21 AM EDT
A IBM Mini tower with a dell 19" monitor sitting on it. I am screwed!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:06:42 AM EDT
a 30 lb computer
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:08:53 AM EDT
A clipboard and a two-hole punch on my desk.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:10:05 AM EDT
I just went shooting yesterday and have two ARs sitting on a table freshly cleaned. Yay!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:10:44 AM EDT
swingline
3 empty AK mags
a phone
a BIC pen

<sigh>
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:13:39 AM EDT
A Dell Latitude laptop. I can use it to upload a virus to the mothership and bring all those sons-a-bitches down.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:16:20 AM EDT
Cup of coffee, mini candy cane, Emergency Repair Disk 5.0 and a video card.

I could sharpen the candy cane I guess

Or I could this route:

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:19:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jmarkma:
Does it have to be to my left?

I have a 92FS in a lock box under my work desk.

To my left all I have is a packing tape dispenser.


I'm with you. To my right is a Colt Commando snubbie.

To my left....phone, desk calendar and a sharpie.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:21:30 AM EDT
I got my tank today.
Feelin fancy!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:23:00 AM EDT
I might stand a chance...

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:23:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:23:18 AM EDT
Paper and a styrofoam cup. I give a mean papercut, bitches.
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