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Posted: 8/23/2005 9:49:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/23/2005 6:46:38 PM EDT by fadedsun]
I watched the Penn and Teller (Guncontrol episode) last night. WOW! These guys are way too funny. I still don't know how Jackie mason ended up on the show. What channel (On cable) are these guys on?

FYI...is there a link to the video? I really want to send this to my dad and a few other liberal freinds (No, my dad isn't a lib)


Link Posted: 8/23/2005 9:51:43 AM EDT
you know, depending on who's giving it, i might consider trading in my handgun for some of those!
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 9:52:25 AM EDT
It's on Showtime.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:06:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
you know, depending on who's giving it, i might consider trading in my handgun for some of those!



I feel safer knowing there is an ocean between us !

Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:06:27 AM EDT
True ARfcom fashion...

Why not get more of both!!

whoop whoop
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:19:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gartchen:
True ARfcom fashion...

Why not get more of both!!

whoop whoop



Don't say that, I have to share a continent with you!

Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:22:21 AM EDT
I say you should get a girl that likes guns then you can get a gun as a present followed by pie.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:25:03 AM EDT
Be careful of the low quality ones you may get a FTE.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:26:25 AM EDT
I would rather have the handgun...
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 10:32:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/23/2005 10:33:37 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
A guns for sex program would rock! I have a couple old POS broken handguns I am just waiting for a good buy program to come around so I can turn them in. Give me more room in the safe for AR's and 1911's.

Sex for them would be nice.

ETA if I turn in 3 guns at the same time can I do a threesome?
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 11:29:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
A guns for sex program would rock! I have a couple old POS broken handguns I am just waiting for a good buy program to come around so I can turn them in. Give me more room in the safe for AR's and 1911's.

Sex for them would be nice.

ETA if I turn in 3 guns at the same time can I do a threesome?


maaaan, i would be buying stock in raven and lorcin so damn fast! i can see guys backing up their trucks to the warehouse telling them to just dump all their $30-40 pos pistolas into the back! "i'm off to turn 'em in!"
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 11:32:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
A guns for sex program would rock! I have a couple old POS broken handguns I am just waiting for a good buy program to come around so I can turn them in. Give me more room in the safe for AR's and 1911's.

Sex for them would be nice.

ETA if I turn in 3 guns at the same time can I do a threesome?



This is the only way some guys on this site could get laid.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 11:36:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
A guns for sex program would rock! I have a couple old POS broken handguns I am just waiting for a good buy program to come around so I can turn them in. Give me more room in the safe for AR's and 1911's.

Sex for them would be nice.

ETA if I turn in 3 guns at the same time can I do a threesome?


maaaan, i would be buying stock in raven and lorcin so damn fast! i can see guys backing up their trucks to the warehouse telling them to just dump all their $30-40 pos pistolas into the back! "i'm off to turn 'em in!"



right on. I have a pot metal Davis P-380 POS, and a couple others that would be gone as fast as they could say "which hole?"
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:21:03 PM EDT
Less blowguns, more...?
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:29:06 PM EDT
More handguns, more handjobs!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:31:21 PM EDT
Get both!

Sometimes I hold a hand gun in my left hand and give myself a hand job with my right hand. It's pretty cool.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:32:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
More handguns, more handjobs!!!!!!!



When I become President, you're going to be my Attorny General.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:33:58 PM EDT
I have a girlfriend and don't need handjobs. I do need more handguns.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:34:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
Get both!

Sometimes I hold a hand gun in my left hand and give myself a hand job with my right hand. It's pretty cool.



Just be careful of "sympathetic reflex" when you are about to blow...
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:35:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/23/2005 1:35:49 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]
What about blowguns?

Link Posted: 8/23/2005 1:38:00 PM EDT
I'll admit I like that show, but I dislike the fact that they never make it through an episode without bashing on Christianity or religion in general.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 2:15:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
More handguns, more handjobs!!!!!!!



When I become President, you're going to be my Attorny General.



I will enfore the "More handguns, more handjobs" policy with an iron fist.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 2:19:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
More handguns, more handjobs!!!!!!!



When I become President, you're going to be my Attorny General.



I will enfore the "More handguns, more handjobs" policy with an iron fist.



In a velvet glove. [Roy Orbison Pretty Woman Rrrrrrrrrr]
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 6:49:20 PM EDT
Man this thread has gotten OT fast.

Shameless bump because there's a poll involved.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 6:54:03 PM EDT
Both and I am a happy man.
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