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Posted: 7/23/2010 6:24:41 AM EDT

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
––Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
––Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
––Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
––Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
––David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
––Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
––jimmy kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
––David Letterman
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:26:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:28:11 AM EDT
[#2]
So their writers now just rip off chain emails?

On a related note, NBC is turning on Rangel, and hard.  Anybody see that bit on the nightly news last night where he suggested NBC is a disreputable news agency now because some reporter dared to question the mighty Charley?  It was a rather telling exchange.

ETA:  Hopefully this link works:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/
Scroll down the list of videos, it's titled "Luke Russert Rankles Rangel on Ethics Charges."  It gets pretty good, my mouth was hanging open basically the entire exchange.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:28:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:30:23 AM EDT
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Quoted:

So their writers now just rip off chain emails?



On a related note, NBC is turning on Rangel, and hard. Anybody see that bit on the nightly news last night where he suggested NBC is a disreputable news agency now because some reporter dared to question the mighty Charley? It was a rather telling exchange.




I wish I would have seen that
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:37:50 AM EDT
[#5]
Ha Ha
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 6:39:41 AM EDT
[#6]
Letterman is still a douche...
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:22:50 AM EDT
[#7]
a FEW whitty jokes are not representative of a change in core beliefs.

Also, they are really easy jokes and the audience respondes to them.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:27:37 AM EDT
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Sounds like a chain email with false attributions. I'd believe it when I saw it. Video link please.

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Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:29:21 AM EDT
[#9]
They know Obama and Pelosi are fraudulent incompetents. The joke writers and performers are frustrated that the standard bearers of their political party are so smarmy and vulnerable. They have lost hope in the current crop of Democrat leadership. They realize that these folks are not going to achieve any of the utopia they desire.

Nothing special about it. Move along.

(I should start a movement called MOVEALONG.ORG to highlight disaffection amongst the utopians and the useful idiots.)
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:36:38 AM EDT
[#10]
Clearly, all those late night talkshow hosts are racists!  
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:37:49 AM EDT
[#11]
That's funny
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:38:24 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Sounds like a chain email with false attributions. I'd believe it when I saw it. Video link please.

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That's what I thought too.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 8:44:39 AM EDT
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Quoted:
So their writers now just rip off chain emails?

On a related note, NBC is turning on Rangel, and hard.  Anybody see that bit on the nightly news last night where he suggested NBC is a disreputable news agency now because some reporter dared to question the mighty Charley?  It was a rather telling exchange.

ETA:  Hopefully this link works:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/
Scroll down the list of videos, it's titled "Luke Russert Rankles Rangel on Ethics Charges."  It gets pretty good, my mouth was hanging open basically the entire exchange.


I sort of agree with the racist Rangel on the issue of NBC being a "disreputable news agency". NBC should have been gnawing on Rangel's racist ass when he first got elected in the 70s. NBC is just going with the flow and molding their agend to fit what they think America wants.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 10:11:53 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Sounds like a chain email with false attributions. I'd believe it when I saw it. Video link please.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


That's what I thought too.


It always amazes me to see how willingly some people will accept anything without verified attribution or reference, provided it reinforces their beliefs.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 10:19:11 AM EDT
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 Everytime I turn on Leno, he bashes Bush. I watched him earlier this week & I couldn't believe he was STILL making jokes about Bush.
   Fuck Leno
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