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Posted: 10/29/2004 1:50:38 AM EST
By this time manana I will be married. So many things to think about.............
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 1:51:13 AM EST
Congrats!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 1:57:26 AM EST
RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!



i mean that in jest of course. I myself have never been married. Congrats!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:01:24 AM EST
It ain't so bad. Just be sure that on the wedding night you show her who is boss by sticking it in her pooper....Gotta put her in her place from the get go....On the wedding night pics are optional, some things are sacred.

S.O.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:01:49 AM EST
Somebody had to do it...

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:08:28 AM EST
SWEET!! congrats!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:15:28 AM EST
Congratulations! I wish you and your new magazine loader all the best!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:17:22 AM EST
The guys on my team said it was a trap and tried to get me very drunk. I was supposed to wake up in a box on my way to Zambia right now. LOL

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:21:15 AM EST
Congrats and good luck!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:34:44 AM EST
Congrats and good luck.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:35:16 AM EST
The best advise I can give you after 10 years of what I would call happy is to pick your battles.

I really dont care about what happens around the house and if the little women wants to do something I will be all for it. If it doesnt hurt the big picture she has her way. So its 80 % " Yes dear " but when it comes to that 20% that really means something it will always go my way. Dont get me wrong its a compromise all the way to make both parties happy.

Remember the big picture.

GOOD LUCK
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:38:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By u-baddog:
The best advise I can give you after 10 years of what I would call happy is to pick your battles.

I really dont care about what happens around the house and if the little women wants to do something I will be all for it. If it doesnt hurt the big picture she has her way. So its 80 % " Yes dear " but when it comes to that 20% that really means something it will always go my way. Dont get me wrong its a compromise all the way to make both parties happy.

Remember the big picture.

GOOD LUCK



+1, and I might add that I've always felt that my job as a husband was to keep the peace. Well, that and uh...you know...
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:40:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
+1, and I might add that I've always felt that my job as a husband was to keep the peace. Well, that and uh...you know...



Stick it in her pooper?????

S.O.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:45:34 AM EST
Good for you! It's not as bad as everyone says, but you do have to work at marriage sometimes.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:47:10 AM EST
Are F**King NUTS? Don't do it!!!

HaHa Just kidding... Congradulations and best of luck to you both!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:07:17 AM EST
Run!! You poor bastard!!!

and I guess if you cant get away in time,.....stick it in her pooper! (actually you should do that before you marry them
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:16:40 AM EST
joke- revised....

why is the bride smiling on the way down the asile...

<­BR>





she knows she wont get stuffed in the pooper and have pics taken anymore....
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:21:44 AM EST


again... had to be done!!


Hope it works out! Have fun. And post pics!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:23:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 3:25:34 AM EST by rn45]
Somewhere there is a bus ticket with your name on it. Go find it. It will take you away until you come to your senses.

Remember the old saying:

"No matter how good they look, some guy is tired of putting up with their shit."

You know why husbands usually die first?


'Cause they want to.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:24:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:25:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:29:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
You know why husbands usually die first?


'Cause they want to.



Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:31:00 AM EST
sorry to hear thisShooter
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:50:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 3:52:06 AM EST by glockguy40]
congrats.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:51:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 3:52:16 AM EST by glockguy40]
oops
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:52:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By glockguy40:
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Ummm....oops?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:04:18 AM EST
Congrats!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:05:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
By this time manana I will be married. So many things to think about.............



uh, obviously you have not been paying much attention to things around here, WTF are you thinking?????


J/K

Congrats, good luck, and don't say we didn't warn ya.

TXL
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:06:22 AM EST
Congratulations!

Treat her like a Queen and she'll treat you like a king.

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:08:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:18:51 AM EST

Good luck. Seriously, four hours before I got married I was just finishing up slinging some lead down range as an armed bachelor. Think about it, if you can. It certainly helps take some of the edge off.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:20:49 AM EST
Good luck! Today is my 10 year anniversary. Sometimes I feel like I'm applying for sainthood....
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:39:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
Congratulations!

Treat her like a Queen and she'll treat you like a king.




Yeah...Rodney King.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:44:43 AM EST
Congrats and good luck.

Here's a tip: You will never, ever be on time to anything ever again. You will be ready to go out the door, keys in hand, and she will still be getting ready. Time is an abstract concept to wimmen.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:45:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
By this time manana I will be married. So many things to think about.............



So, are you going to use your Psychological Warfare training against her? You know, leave leaflets in the kitchen, bathroom, etc designed to influence her thinking?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:50:01 AM EST
Holy schitt!

Congratulations! I am a bit taken aback, that you could find a lady willing to put up with your 'unusual' work environment.

Ops
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:54:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:00:49 AM EST
I can't wait to meet her! Finally I will no longer be the sole voice of reason around here!

Congrats, buddy and we'll see you soon!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:02:10 AM EST
Congrats PSYWAR. Best wishes to you both.

You do know that the blowjobs stop after she puts on the ring, right?




Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:03:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:
I can't wait to meet her! Finally I will no longer be the sole voice of reasonestrogen around here!

Congrats, buddy and we'll see you soon!

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:04:58 AM EST
Congrats Psywar!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 9:58:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
Good luck. Seriously, four hours before I got married I was just finishing up slinging some lead down range as an armed bachelor. Think about it, if you can. It certainly helps take some of the edge off.



Well you got me beat on the hours. But I am still in a warzone getting married.

I think I got a winner here, Its going to be about 2 months to get her the visa to come to the states, and she asks me if January is too cold for me to take her shooting.............
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:11:26 AM EST
Congrats PSYWAR! Just remember that 80% of the battles and disagreements mean absolutely nothing. Stand by your guns on the 20% that count, and remember to always respect each other. You'll do fine.

Plus if things get dicey at the house you can take a job somewhere less dangerous; like you know OEF or something.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:15:21 AM EST
The ¨downside¨to my new job might mean that I have to deliver new stuff to A teams in sandy places. But will at least be able to be home more than 6 nites a month.

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:20:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 10:21:16 AM EST by warlord]

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
The ¨downside¨to my new job might mean that I have to deliver new stuff to A teams in sandy places. But will at least be able to be home more than 6 nites a month.


Please let us know how you're doing if you are oft to playing in the big sandbox.

Congrads, I been there for 20 years.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:33:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
Good luck! Today is my 10 year anniversary. Sometimes I feel like I'm applying for sainthood....



I don't think God takes applications, but if it was anything like mine, you just might be auditioning!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:33:58 AM EST
Learn to recognize the path of least resistance and you will be alright. Not great, and you won't die, but you will start to recognize the value of bass boats and other diversions.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:36:36 AM EST
Ohhh, just read the part about you marrying a FOREIGN womenz. I think your chances just went up!

www.americanwomensuck.com

That site is probably a little biased. But contains at least some elements of truth.

God bless you and good luck on your new life! You are stepping into a new world...
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:40:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By bumpusjm:
Congratulations! I wish you and your new magazine loader all the best!!!



LOL! Somebody's going to be loaded full all right, and something tells me that PSYWAR1-0 just keeps reloading.

Congrats PSYWAR1-0.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 11:04:49 AM EST
Congratulations!! My wife has changed my life so much for the better it's no even funny.

thanks,
Ron
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 11:07:02 AM EST
Congrats! Just wait til the kids......and the wife's fun bags become food bags...

just joking...
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