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Posted: 4/7/2006 9:40:09 PM EST
I've been thinking about getting this surgery on my eyes but was wary of the cost. Now there's an affordable alternative.

Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!

In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor's office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond the reach of most Americans.

Now the revolutionary LASIK@Home system makes clear vision affordable for everyone.


www.lasikathome.com/
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:43:08 PM EST
you go first
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:43:15 PM EST
WTF???


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:43:59 PM EST
I don't trust a program that needs a secondary source of revenue from Ads by Google.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:45:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:46:52 PM EST
Yeah, that sounds like a real winner.

I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:47:34 PM EST
so would this be the equivalent of self dentistry like Tom Hanks did on Castaway?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:49:52 PM EST
Where's the fish head "It's a trap" guy when you need him?

Rick
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:53:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 10:02:56 PM EST by SubnetMask]
EDITED.

Apparently, my joke detector is broken this morning. Time for some coffee.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:55:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 10:03:16 PM EST by SubnetMask]


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:58:05 PM EST
funny stuff. it looks like you can order that t-shirt from the four step instrucitons page.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:59:04 PM EST
Holy Stupidity, Batman!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:59:43 PM EST
Got to love the smoke coming from the eye in the 'don't blink' panel...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:01:04 PM EST
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:01:56 PM EST
Hey, wait a minute...Heh.

It's a hoax. You can't order anything, but the cafepress links work just fine. Hee hee. Pretty damn funny...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:04:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By sWs2:
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?



If it's a joke, why did it take my credit card order for 5 units?

j/k
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:05:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By StrykerDawn:

Originally Posted By sWs2:
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?



If it's a joke, why did it take my credit card order for 5 units?

j/k


Hmm why dont you give me your credit card info and I'll try it, and if any ammo charges show up, just ignore them
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:08:03 PM EST
You can clearly see in figure #4 it makes you gay, why would you want to?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:13:05 PM EST


Hmm why dont you give me your credit card info and I'll try it, and if any ammo charges show up, just ignore them



I would, but over the credit limit now - spent the rest on Magic Sea Monkeys and Alpacas.
The Lasix kits are the final part of the plan...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:14:20 PM EST
If it's so great and simple, then why is that dork in the ad wearing glasses?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:18:42 PM EST
I've said it before and I'll probably say it again:
some of you people are the most fucking gullible idiots on the planet
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:23:57 PM EST
#3a - "Don't Blink"

OMG! Give me another 6 pack and I'd do it!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:32:15 PM EST
In the scene with the Helo it says "Careful (head in the way) going to explode!" and its rite by the Iffel tower thing. Hmm...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:38:46 PM EST
I tried to order one. Shopping cart is broken for the device, but works for the t-shirts and mugs.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:20:07 PM EST
I have a Time Life "Do it Yourself Home Surgery Book"...

Saved a ton of money by having my mother in law take my appendix out...
She didn't need any fancy surgical equipment, just some sewing thread, a needle, and steak knife.
A few shots of whiskey and a stick to bite down on took care of the pain...

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 3:00:32 AM EST
Gotta love the asterisk in "Perform the painless procedure.*"
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 3:50:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Burley:


I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.


Thats not really hard to do....
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:10:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 4:11:17 AM EST by cajunboy2k]
All of the testimonials said they didn't need glasses or contacts. They didnt say they could see any better. I wouldn't need glasses or contacts either,if I were blind.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:27:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 4:52:26 AM EST by txgp17]
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Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:52:02 AM EST
Hmmmm.. reminds me of manbeef.com
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:01:52 AM EST
I've done that! It's Easy and Fun!


Originally Posted By Burley:
Yeah, that sounds like a real winner.

I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:04:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
www.lasikathome.com/images/four%20easy%20steps.jpg




i wonder what would happen if you blink
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:10:41 AM EST
No way! This has got to be a joke... Right?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:19:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:11:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
People who bought this product also bought the book "Suture Self: Major surgery you can perform on yourself in the comfort of your own home." by Dr. Peter Hackemoff.


CJ



The guy cut his own nutz off.

jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/241/20/2188

Genital and abdominal self-surgery. A case report

N. H. Kalin

In two separate procedures, a psychiatric patient first performed a bilateral orchiectomy on himself and then later attempted to denervate his adrenal glands. This case suggests that physicians should be alerted to the possibility of self-surgery occurring in patients who have sought elective surgery and have been rejected.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:15:33 PM EST


HI EVERYBODY!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:20:12 PM EST
That's some funny stuff.
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