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Posted: 7/9/2005 1:50:52 PM EDT
in a GHEY sport.

There, I've said it. What say you?
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 1:51:51 PM EDT
GHEY is ghey.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 1:52:41 PM EDT
If it involves men in spandex...........
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 1:53:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 1:53:55 PM EDT by Mauser101]
Those 200 some odd "ghey" men competeing in that race are in better shape than you or I will EVER be.



And he's banging Sheryl Crow.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 1:54:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
Those 200 some odd "ghey" men competeing in that race are in better shape than you or I will EVER be.



this is true


but they're ghey and I'm not, so I can live with that.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 1:59:22 PM EDT
Troll!

Anyway, I don't think you realize how difficult bike racing is. Today's stage was 130 miles, and Armstrong had two strong teams attacking him on the last climb. I think some of you pussies would have problems driving 130 miles without air conditioning.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:01:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 2:03:05 PM EDT by J_Smith]
Biking is ghey - just like tennis and golf.......unless you're a chick.......

"Yes, I'll take famous French Sports for 800....Alex.........."


Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:02:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By J_Smith:
Biking is ghey - just like tennis and golf.......unless you're a chick.......



The other 19 guys I play golf with every week would probably beat your ass to a pulp.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:03:11 PM EDT
Levi Liephiemer is from my hometown so I'm pulling for him
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:04:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcgredo:
I think some of you pussies would have problems driving 130 miles without air conditioning.






So funny because it's true.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:06:09 PM EDT
There's no denying, he's done wonders for biking though. Who gave a crap about the Tour De France 7 years ago??
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:09:18 PM EDT
Shit, I wish I could be as in shape as any of those ghey guys... Lance has a resting heart rate of 32 BPM - that's insane!
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:20:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 2:23:51 PM EDT by ARDOC]
Lance is a multimillionaire and is in the best physical shape of anyone on this board. I think you just jealous that youre only a mall security specialist.

And you call him ghey?
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:26:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
There's no denying, he's done wonders for biking though. Who gave a crap about the Tour De France 7 years ago??



Who gives a crap now?

Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:31:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
There's no denying, he's done wonders for biking though. Who gave a crap about the Tour De France 7 years ago??



Who gives a crap now?


The only thing that makes me into it now is Lance Armstrong's life story and the never give up attitude. Takes a lot of guts to do what he has done. Plus it is great that he is showing the Euro wiennies how Americans do it.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:34:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 2:34:31 PM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
How the hell is biking gay?

I love to ride.


Oh, and...let's not forget Greg Lemond from the 80's and early 90's.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:43:19 PM EDT
All the manly cyclists are extinct now.

Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:48:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
Those 200 some odd "ghey" men competeing in that race are in better shape than you or I will EVER be.



this is true


but they're ghey and I'm not, so I can live with that.



Lance has three kids. And he has never been seen in any gay encounter. Neither has George Hincapie. He nailed and knocked up a podium chick. She got fired for that...

On podium girls...if the riders are gay, wouldn't the podium chicks be guys?

Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:49:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Levi Liephiemer is from my hometown so I'm pulling for him



Oh yes, I forgot Levi. He has a mega fine looking wife. Guess he is gay too..
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:50:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By altav:
Shit, I wish I could be as in shape as any of those ghey guys... Lance has a resting heart rate of 32 BPM - that's insane!



No, what is insane is his maximum HR. 201 BPM. DAMN!

I can hit 220 but my resting HR isn't 32...52 is more like it.

So we have the same range. But he would kick my ass any day.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:51:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:

Originally Posted By J_Smith:
Biking is ghey - just like tennis and golf.......unless you're a chick.......



The other 19 guys I play golf with every week would probably beat your ass to a pulp.



you have no idea who you're talking about...
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 2:53:11 PM EDT
Sorry I dont give a damn
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:00:41 PM EDT
I just appreciate that the Frenchies HATE him, and he kicks their asses. It's their stupid race for ever, and now it's 'tour de Lance.' I know it chaps their hides.

Surrendermonkeys.....
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:04:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Lance has three kids. And he has never been seen in any gay encounter. Neither has George Hincapie. He nailed and knocked up a podium chick. She got fired for that...

On podium girls...if the riders are gay, wouldn't the podium chicks be guys?




You can't fuck the podium chicks?

What the hell is the point of winning the yellow shirt on any given day if not to fuck the podium chicks?
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:05:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cduarte:

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:

Originally Posted By J_Smith:
Biking is ghey - just like tennis and golf.......unless you're a chick.......



The other 19 guys I play golf with every week would probably beat your ass to a pulp.



you have no idea who you're talking about...



"Can anyone here take a full power punch from me?"
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:06:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Lance has three kids. And he has never been seen in any gay encounter. Neither has George Hincapie. He nailed and knocked up a podium chick. She got fired for that...

On podium girls...if the riders are gay, wouldn't the podium chicks be guys?




in the biz we call that a joke
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:07:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Lance is a multimillionaire and is in the best physical shape of anyone on this board. I think you just jealous that youre only a mall security specialist.

And you call him ghey?



Doesn't he bone Cheryl Crow as well?
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:10:57 PM EDT
We had a Cycle Magazine writer come down to interview Lance awhile back. Lance invited him to go for a ride. Both rode their bikes for awhile, and came to the base of a steep hill. The writer said he was too tired to go on. Lance said he'd help him up the hill, so he rode alongside the writer, and pushed him up the hill with his hand on the writers back, while peddling his own bke beside him. A wimp he is not.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 3:12:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 3:13:49 PM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
We had a Cycle Magazine writer come down to interview Lance awhile back. Lance invited him to go for a ride. Both rode their bikes for awhile, and came to the base of a steep hill. The writer said he was too tired to go on. Lance said he'd help him up the hill, so he rode alongside the writer, and pushed him up the hill with his hand on the writers back, while peddling his own bke beside him. A wimp he is not.



Damn. Whether or not you like biking, Mr. Armstrong is an inspiration to us all. He is definitely NOT a pussy. His fame is well deserved, much more so than some of the fuckups like "Lil" Kim and Paris Hilton who are plastered all over the TV screen. Who would you rather have as your kids' role model - Lance Armstrong or some fuckup like Paris Hilton?
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 4:12:37 PM EDT
Lance was wearinga Seal Team 10 hat before the race today. The commentator asked his about it and he said he met some Seals at the hotel who were on their way to assignment. They gave him a hat so he wore it in their honor.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 4:14:21 PM EDT
Dope'
Dope'
Dope'

Link Posted: 7/9/2005 4:40:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By: Barrelburner
Lance Armstrong is a helluva sportsman...in a GHEY sport.



Tell this to all the SOF guys who are avid cyclists and triathletes troll.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 4:41:21 PM EDT
He's got ball.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 4:44:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SSeric02:

Originally Posted By: Barrelburner
Lance Armstrong is a helluva sportsman...in a GHEY sport.



Tell this to all the SOF guys who are avid cyclists and triathletes troll.



They have TIME to do that??.......interesting - last I knew everyone seemed to be deployed all the time. Seriously - people are lucky to get leave at all.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 5:01:33 PM EDT
True, free time for extra-curricular activities has been at an all-time low lately. But, you'd be suprised at what will fit in a CONEX box . Just because one is deployed doesn't mean one has no down time to stay in shape and try to maintain a base for when you get home.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 5:39:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SSeric02:

Originally Posted By: Barrelburner
Lance Armstrong is a helluva sportsman...in a GHEY sport.



Tell this to all the SOF guys who are avid cyclists and triathletes troll.




+1,000-Ft. Devens, when it was still active, had a HUGE number of road cyclists.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 5:52:21 PM EDT


Originally Posted By: Barrelburner
Lance Armstrong is a helluva sportsman...in a GHEY sport.





Lance breathes 7 liters of air in one breath, you breathe 5 if you are in real good shape. And he has more drive in his mono nut (lol) than you do in your whole body.
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 5:58:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/9/2005 5:58:36 PM EDT by Barrelburner]
[lisp]Some of these bicyclists are ssooo sensitive![lisp]
Link Posted: 7/9/2005 9:04:34 PM EDT
Why Bicycling Is FUN !
You get a great Endorfin Buzz combined with the fun of a Tricked Out Bike ( mechanical aspect).
There is the thrill of acceleration and exileration. The Bicycle Clothes are in fact High Tech Materials that wick sweat off of your body and evaperate it. There is nothing like a good bicycle ride in great weather (except off road motorcycle racing, another hard sport).

Link Posted: 7/10/2005 4:22:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
Who gave a crap about the Tour De France 7 years ago??



I did. But I doubt many of you would have heard of Stephen Roche or Sean Kelly. (Irish cyclists, much in the RTE news back in those days)

It has been noticed abroad that Americans only tend to give a damn about a sport that they are in a position to win.

I have to say though, I'm amazed at Armstrong's dominance. One must tip one's hat to him.

NTM
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 4:25:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nightstalker:
All the manly cyclists are extinct now.

home.socal.rr.com/glangston/smoking%20cyclists.jpg



My dad has that poster in his room.
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 7:10:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/10/2005 7:11:19 PM EDT by xcell]
I remember hinault forcing lemond to let him win the tour one year because they where on the same team.
I also wouldn't be bragging about banging CROW there she is a dog.
And lance is kicking ass over there and giving hope to cancer patients everywhere. A real sports man.
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 9:04:32 PM EDT
Lance is freakin' amazing. There's a Discovery Channel show on him and the health stuff. Probably where some of the guys here got the 32 BPM thing. Freakin' amazing.

And biking isn't gay. I was told that it's better than running in many cases. Similar workout, but not as hard on your knees and shins.
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 9:08:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xcell:

I also wouldn't be bragging about banging CROW there she is a dog.





Feel free to post pics of the woman you are currently banging.
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 9:10:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 9:10:58 PM EDT
How many times have YOU beat the french?
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 9:36:15 PM EDT

in a GHEY sport.

There, I've said it. What say you?



I bet that with just 1 testical he has more balls than you !!
Link Posted: 7/10/2005 10:28:43 PM EDT
slurpasaurous!

i dont think hes sucked rnough this week...

no mater how accomplished he his, no cyclist iv ever met at that level was anything less than mega gay.
Link Posted: 7/11/2005 1:44:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By torstin:
slurpasaurous!

i dont think hes sucked rnough this week...

no mater how accomplished he his, no cyclist iv ever met at that level was anything less than mega gay.



They made you play catcher huh?
Link Posted: 7/11/2005 6:26:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Manic_Moran:
It has been noticed abroad that Americans only tend to give a damn about a sport that they are in a position to win.



It has been noted domestically that most Americans don't give a fart about what those abroad think about us.
Link Posted: 7/11/2005 6:27:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By H46Driver:

Originally Posted By torstin:
slurpasaurous!

i dont think hes sucked rnough this week...

no mater how accomplished he his, no cyclist iv ever met at that level was anything less than mega gay.



They made you play catcher huh?

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