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Posted: 10/26/2010 3:37:37 PM EDT
What does it mean when your women wears a Cowboys jersey to bed ?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:39:23 PM EDT
[#1]
Your future includes night sweats and unusual lesions.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:43:27 PM EDT
[#2]
she wants to ride the baloney pony?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:43:30 PM EDT
[#3]
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What does it mean when your women wears a Cowboys jersey to bed ?


It means you are Mormon.

TRG
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:44:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:44:25 PM EDT
[#5]
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What does it mean when your women wears a Cowboys jersey to bed ?


That she's a Romosexual?

That you're only going to go 1-5 in seven weeks?

That she likes losers?

That she likes putting your money in Jerry Jones' pockets?

That there was a sale at Albertson's because they decided to blow out all the Cowboys crap they've accumulated and isn't selling?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:45:46 PM EDT
[#6]
What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have Cowboys that suck.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:49:10 PM EDT
[#7]
She wants you to break her collarbone.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:50:11 PM EDT
[#8]
You are not going to score tonight.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:51:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have Cowboys that suck.


Oughta be able to get some mileage out of that.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:52:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
You are not going to score tonight.


Bwaha
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:54:53 PM EDT
[#11]
what, like a jersey bull?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:05:23 PM EDT
[#12]
She wants to remake Debbie does Dallas?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:06:42 PM EDT
[#13]
That she likes a lame NFL team?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:36:24 AM EDT
[#14]
It means you won't be able to get your balls anywhere in the vicinity of her tight end, you'll break your collarbone while trying, then a benched former lover will finish the job while you watch from the sidelines and shout encouragement.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:38:15 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


You are not going to score tonight.






 
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