Got this sent to me in an email...probably a dupe but I chuckled to myself.
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."
I laughed a little.
But worth it.
I like it!!!
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to
be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both
of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
Her parents beamed. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.'
I told her, 'But you don't have
to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house
and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy
hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over
and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
~ Her parents still aren't speaking to me ~