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Posted: 8/9/2005 1:00:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 1:01:48 PM EDT by KN]
LMAO

magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm

Make sure you watch the animated instructions.

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:04:26 PM EDT
hoping you are pleased to use the cone
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:08:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stormtrooper:
hoping you are pleased to use the cone



Hoping you are pleased using the magic cone
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:09:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 1:10:49 PM EDT by FredM]
Sure did not need to see that.


ETA: she needs to drink more water.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:09:22 PM EDT
Mmm golden showers
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:09:57 PM EDT
Paging SP1Girl to the pee thread...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:11:17 PM EDT
Is it wrong for me to be turned on by that?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:11:27 PM EDT
Funny, we got guys on this board who pee sitting down. Now we see devices for the gals to pee standing up.

I guess the grass is greener...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:13:03 PM EDT


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:15:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:
Funny, we got guys on this board who pee sitting down. Now we see devices for the gals to pee standing up.

I guess the grass is greener...



Poor old DK
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:21:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MudBug:
Is it wrong for me to be turned on by that?



If it is, we're both wrong.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:24:10 PM EDT
must be a big seller among butch lesbos
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:24:13 PM EDT
They make a device for just about anything these days.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:25:23 PM EDT
Some women still can't get over their bad case of penis envy...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:27:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KN:
LMAO

magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm

Make sure you watch the animated instructions.




I guess, technically and literally, this would be considered a "Women Shooters" thread?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:29:32 PM EDT
Oh...that's special.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:29:44 PM EDT
Now all they need to do is mate that "technology" to a strapon.

I can see it now!

Doris!!! What did I tell ya about leaving the seat up?!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:31:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:32:36 PM EDT
Another form of penis envy.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:33:32 PM EDT
Dupe from a while back, but very, very funny!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:35:20 PM EDT
Its not really penis envy guys. I didn;t really need to see that but I know alot of girls that hover over the can. It seems a useful tool but also seems it could be messy.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:35:50 PM EDT
I have to search the archives. Seems that I remember a thread from about a year ago where some of the fine ladies on this board discussed this very same subject, however, they did it without an assist device. Anyone?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:37:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:
Its not really penis envy guys. I didn;t really need to see that but I know alot of girls that hover over the can. It seems a useful tool but also seems it could be messy.



How many of you have been in public bathrooms and portapotties that were filthy? Would want to put your ass down on that shit? Literally?

This is an old idea with many variations.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:38:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fish223:
I have to search the archives. Seems that I remember a thread from about a year ago where some of the fine ladies on this board discussed this very same subject, however, they did it without an assist device. Anyone?

Google is your friend.

And no, I ain't gonna look it up for you.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:39:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Dupe from a while back, but very, very funny!


Your jealous.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:41:41 PM EDT
Would have been better with banana phone playing in the background.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:42:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 1:43:09 PM EDT by cruze5]



thats frikin hilarious
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 1:57:31 PM EDT
I used to fly with a female observer who had a little bitty funnel on a bead chain on the bottom zipper pull of her flight suit. That way she could use the pisser instead of the honey bucket. It used to be a major hoot when students would ask her about it. "Hey, what's the funnel for?"
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:34:02 AM EDT

As funny as it is. I guess it has some good uses. I came across that link in a hunting forum. Some gal was wondering how to pee in a bottle in a treestand..
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:03:15 AM EDT
I believe the first one of these things came out about 10 years ago. It was FRENCH and called Le' Funnel. Just wanted to interject that in here to fuel some good french bashing.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:15:29 AM EDT
They dont wipe?

­


IBTL
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:23:41 AM EDT
I had a threadabout this context last winter and a nice Gentlemen [I won't embarrass him by naming him] personally IMed on how it is done. Call me weird, call me lesbo if you like but I find it very useful. Particularly in the winter when you're wearing Johnny alls and Carharts!

So in a nutshell. I can and DO!

Patty
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:36:21 AM EDT
I will never think of the word "cone" the same way again...
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:36:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had a threadabout this context last winter and a nice Gentlemen [I won't embarrass him by naming him] personally IMed on how it is done. Call me weird, call me lesbo if you like but I find it very useful. Particularly in the winter when you're wearing Johnny alls and Carharts!

So in a nutshell. I can and DO!

Patty



Patty, considering what you can do with a rifle, I don't have any intention of calling you anything derogatory whatsoever.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:41:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 8:44:42 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]
Old, Old dupe.

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:43:20 AM EDT
I think it's been discussed a couple years ago. An oldie but goodie
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:43:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Old, Old dupe.


Dupe!
archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=71&t=313265&page=1
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:44:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shane333:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had a threadabout this context last winter and a nice Gentlemen [I won't embarrass him by naming him] personally IMed on how it is done. Call me weird, call me lesbo if you like but I find it very useful. Particularly in the winter when you're wearing Johnny alls and Carharts!

So in a nutshell. I can and DO!

Patty



Patty, considering what you can do with a rifle, I don't have any intention of calling you anything derogatory whatsoever.



Patty *ETA* unlady like yes, bennifical yes....so one must ask....would you sit if you can stand?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:44:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gamma762:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Old, Old dupe.


Dupe!
archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=71&t=313265&page=1





and a related thread, that mentions the Magic Cone - I Thought When Women Urinated Outside.....
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:47:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fish223:
I have to search the archives. Seems that I remember a thread from about a year ago where some of the fine ladies on this board discussed this very same subject, however, they did it without an assist device. Anyone?



Yes. The "can you pee standing up" thread went on for quite some time.

so, my first time calling this, but DUPE!!!!!!!
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