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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:23:59 AM EDT
"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"
This one is for all of you who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said....
"Daddy look at this," and she! stuck out two of her
fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"





Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:24:50 AM EDT
YUM!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:32:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"
This one is for all of you who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said....
"Daddy look at this," and she! stuck out two of her
fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"








Better living through booger assistance.

Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:33:25 AM EDT
now that is funny....
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:34:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:40:55 AM EDT
I will never see him in the same light ever again.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:51:27 AM EDT
Who's Nuge? Ted Nugent?

Link Posted: 1/15/2006 10:52:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:32:20 PM EDT
My brother had just put my little nephew to bed, and went into the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. He dug out some pumperknickle, some nice pastrami his wife had picked up just that afternoon, and some brown mustard. And a nice cold Lowenbrau to wash it all down.

He had just finished assembling the sandwich and spotted a blob of mustard on his shirt. He swiped it with his finger and licked it.

Only to discover it wasn't brown mustard.

Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:36:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
My brother had just put my little nephew to bed, and went into the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. He dug out some pumperknickle, some nice pastrami his wife had picked up just that afternoon, and some brown mustard. And a nice cold Lowenbrau to wash it all down.

He had just finished assembling the sandwich and spotted a blob of mustard on his shirt. He swiped it with his finger and licked it.

Only to discover it wasn't brown mustard.




I have an 8 month old...I felt that one in my gut
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:50:56 PM EDT
Yeah, he did, too.


But, "pumperknickle, some nice pastrami his wife had picked up just that afternoon, and some brown mustard. And a nice cold Lowenbrau to wash it all down."

A manly snack!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 2:59:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Yeah, he did, too.


But, "pumperknickle, some nice pastrami his wife had picked up just that afternoon, and some brown mustard. And a nice cold Lowenbrau to wash it all down."

A manly snack!


Yeah, especially the turd part!
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 3:01:05 PM EDT
Had a friend in college. She was in a class, and smelled this horrible smell, thought it was BO. She leaned fwd, took a sniff from the guy in front of her, no, not him. Leaned over each way, took sniffs at the others on each side, nope, not them.

Got home later, undressed, found out what she was smelling was the trail of baby vomit down the back of her shirt. It was HER.

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