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Posted: 1/16/2015 10:14:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2015 10:44:17 PM EST by slowkota1]
Penis!

Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face...

ETA: PIC REMOVED

Damn simps, It's my pecker, not yours... Oh well!

How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser

It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!!

FML
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:15:24 PM EST
That's not very nice.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:16:23 PM EST
op drunk
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:16:37 PM EST
You better pray she is not an arfcommer
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:17:14 PM EST
thats a man, baby.jpg
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:17:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:17:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2015 10:19:17 PM EST by kpel308]
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
You better pray she he is not an arfcommer
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Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:18:15 PM EST
On second thought.....kind of looks like Bruce Jenner?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:18:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Penis!

Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face...

http://www.oakleafmedical.com/hv/2006_sum/assets/docs/Schultz_hvpUSE.gif

How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser

It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!!

FML
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Is that to remove genital warts or herpes scars?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:19:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
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Shit...

Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:20:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kpel308:
I wouldn't disparage someone publicly who may be using a laser on my manly parts. She or someone she knows may read it.

Just sayin'...

Good luck!



ETA: This is coming from ARFCOM's resident expert on women damaging a guy's manly parts.
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Good advice.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:20:50 PM EST
So tie a shoelace around the head, yank it back out if you need to.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:20:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
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Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:21:54 PM EST
Don't worry, she'll just stick her fingers up your ass and pop it back out.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:23:45 PM EST
1st to say it Viagra!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:25:48 PM EST
Meh. Need a full body shot to judge.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:28:43 PM EST
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:29:27 PM EST
That is a man
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Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:31:08 PM EST
I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:32:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
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Maybe he'll do an upskirt shot of the good Doctor
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:32:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
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White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:32:53 PM EST



Yep. It's not going to be too hard to figure out which one of her upcoming patients posted her pic on the net.

Then, she has all this time to figure out how to make you suffer as much as possible.

Then again, maybe one of the 100s of friends, relatives, neighbors, etc aren't ever on Arfcom.



Good luck with that.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:33:28 PM EST
you all watch too much TV, the best surgeons are not 25 years old with big boobs and 2% body fat.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:34:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
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Are you feeling a little cranky today bro?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:35:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VA-BlkRifle:
you all watch too much TV, the best surgeons are not 25 years old with big boobs and 2% body fat.
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I don't believe you.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:35:35 PM EST
Stay classy
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:35:58 PM EST
How is freshman year going OP?
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???

Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office.



I'm not going to do it, but someone may.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:36:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???



Plot twist; that's the arfcommer who's going to be lasering your dick.

Better beat off now while you can. Pretty soon you'll have to just remember.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:36:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smb980:
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Always, and forever
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:37:11 PM EST
Tranny Doctor thread?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:37:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2015 10:37:51 PM EST by johnreilly]
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
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+1 and I don't wanna hear about the OPs weiner issues either.

Stupid thread is stupid.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:37:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By WayneD:
Don't worry, she'll just stick her fingers up your ass and pop it back out.
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This place never fails!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:37:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


Nope!

Pearly Penile Papules...

No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)


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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By WayneD:
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Penis!

Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face...

http://www.oakleafmedical.com/hv/2006_sum/assets/docs/Schultz_hvpUSE.gif

How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser

It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!!

FML


Is that to remove genital warts or herpes scars?


Nope!

Pearly Penile Papules...

No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)



Good news Op you can remove them at home now
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:38:34 PM EST
Take that pic down, for your benefit. Funny shit, but if this got out....dont wanba see you go down.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:39:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???


Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole.

If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:40:15 PM EST
Somebody email her a link to this thread.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:41:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By JohnnyCarcinogen:
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.
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White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???
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Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office.



I'm not going to do it, but someone may.
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It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape...

I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!


Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:41:52 PM EST
I'll reserve judgement until OP reveals what grade he is in.
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I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!


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Double down on the classy...
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:42:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape...

I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!


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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By JohnnyCarcinogen:
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???

Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office.



I'm not going to do it, but someone may.


It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape...

I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!



That's kinda crass, but, you know, 13ers.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:44:51 PM EST
Congrats on your upcoming enlargement procedure.

Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:45:14 PM EST
You realize if you right click on properties, we can see the name of the doctor and the medical facility she works at, right?

This is about as smart as an Intacto torture test.

PASS.


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Originally Posted By slowkota1:

Nope!

Pearly Penile Papules...

No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)


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For the love of God do not google OP's problem.
You have been warned. lol.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:54:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By madmike66:


Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole.

If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you.
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Originally Posted By madmike66:
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???


Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole.

If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you.


Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex!

I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!)

YOU

ASSUMED

SHIT!!!

And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!!

*tosses some flitz at feet*

Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course

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Originally Posted By slowkota1:


Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex!

I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!)

YOU

ASSUMED

SHIT!!!

And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!!

*tosses some flitz at feet*

Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course

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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Originally Posted By madmike66:
Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.

I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now.


White knight it some more, might give you a reach around!

WTF stuck in your craw???


Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole.

If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you.


Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex!

I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!)

YOU

ASSUMED

SHIT!!!

And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!!

*tosses some flitz at feet*

Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course



Like I said, I got nuthin for you.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:00:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By JohnnyCarcinogen:

That's kinda crass, but, you know, 13ers.
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HA!

You're post election '08

You're a 'teener too as far as that idiotic logic goes!
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