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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:14:23 PM EDT
Penis!
Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face... ETA: PIC REMOVED Damn simps, It's my pecker, not yours... Oh well! How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser 
It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!! FML 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:15:24 PM EDT
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That's not very nice.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:16:23 PM EDT
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op drunk
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:16:37 PM EDT
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You better pray she is not an arfcommer
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:17:14 PM EDT
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thats a man, baby.jpg
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:17:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:17:52 PM EDT
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I wouldn't disparage someone publicly who may be using a laser on my manly parts. She or someone she knows may read it.
Just sayin'... Good luck! 
ETA: This is coming from ARFCOM's resident expert on women damaging a guy's manly parts. 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:18:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:18:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:18:15 PM EDT
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On second thought.....kind of looks like Bruce Jenner?
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:18:15 PM EDT
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Penis! Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face... http://www.oakleafmedical.com/hv/2006_sum/assets/docs/Schultz_hvpUSE.gif How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser
It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!! FML Is that to remove genital warts or herpes scars? |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:19:11 PM EDT
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You better pray she is not an arfcommer Shit... 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:20:02 PM EDT
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I wouldn't disparage someone publicly who may be using a laser on my manly parts. She or someone she knows may read it. Just sayin'... Good luck!
ETA: This is coming from ARFCOM's resident expert on women damaging a guy's manly parts. Good advice. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:20:50 PM EDT
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So tie a shoelace around the head, yank it back out if you need to.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:20:59 PM EDT
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You better pray she is not an arfcommer 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:21:54 PM EDT
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Don't worry, she'll just stick her fingers up your ass and pop it back out.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:23:45 PM EDT
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1st to say it Viagra!
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:25:48 PM EDT
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Meh. Need a full body shot to judge.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:28:43 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive.
I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:29:27 PM EDT
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That is a man
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:29:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:29:56 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. He could have James Taylor sing, "You've Got a Friend".
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:31:08 PM EDT
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I'd hit it.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:32:09 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. Maybe he'll do an upskirt shot of the good Doctor |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:32:10 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:32:53 PM EDT
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Yep. It's not going to be too hard to figure out which one of her upcoming patients posted her pic on the net. Then, she has all this time to figure out how to make you suffer as much as possible. Then again, maybe one of the 100s of friends, relatives, neighbors, etc aren't ever on Arfcom. Good luck with that. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:33:28 PM EDT
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you all watch too much TV, the best surgeons are not 25 years old with big boobs and 2% body fat.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:34:45 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. Are you feeling a little cranky today bro? |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:35:32 PM EDT
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you all watch too much TV, the best surgeons are not 25 years old with big boobs and 2% body fat. 
I don't believe you. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:35:35 PM EDT
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Stay classy
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:35:58 PM EDT
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How is freshman year going OP?
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:36:16 PM EDT
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White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office. I'm not going to do it, but someone may. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:36:38 PM EDT
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White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Plot twist; that's the arfcommer who's going to be lasering your dick. Better beat off now while you can. Pretty soon you'll have to just remember. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:36:48 PM EDT
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Stay classy Always, and forever 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:37:11 PM EDT
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Tranny Doctor thread?
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:37:15 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. +1 and I don't wanna hear about the OPs weiner issues either. Stupid thread is stupid. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:37:27 PM EDT
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Don't worry, she'll just stick her fingers up your ass and pop it back out.
This place never fails! |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:37:43 PM EDT
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Nope! Pearly Penile Papules... No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)
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Penis! Awwwwwwe... Man, my shit's gonna straight up turtle head, and suck up into my abdomen once I see this face... http://www.oakleafmedical.com/hv/2006_sum/assets/docs/Schultz_hvpUSE.gif How am I supposed to keep a straight face, and not turtle with that behind the CO2 laser
It's just going to be a straight up "Yes Doc, No Doc, Here Doc"!!! FML Is that to remove genital warts or herpes scars? Nope! Pearly Penile Papules... No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)
Good news Op you can remove them at home now [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLWUZ35ck9g[/youtube] |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:38:34 PM EDT
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Take that pic down, for your benefit. Funny shit, but if this got out....dont wanba see you go down.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:39:24 PM EDT
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White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole. If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:40:15 PM EDT
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Somebody email her a link to this thread.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:41:07 PM EDT
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office. I'm not going to do it, but someone may. It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape... I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face! 
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:41:52 PM EDT
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I'll reserve judgement until OP reveals what grade he is in.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:42:11 PM EDT
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I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!
Double down on the classy... |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:42:35 PM EDT
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It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape... I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Well, it was kind of classless. Imagine if I was in /b/ mode right now and reverse image searched that pic and tried forwarding this thread to the doc's office. I'm not going to do it, but someone may. It's as public as Paris Hilton's sex tape... I didn't say anything disparaging... Just said my peener is gonna turtle head if I see that face!
That's kinda crass, but, you know, 13ers. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:44:51 PM EDT
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Congrats on your upcoming enlargement procedure.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:45:14 PM EDT
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You realize if you right click on properties, we can see the name of the doctor and the medical facility she works at, right? This is about as smart as an Intacto torture test. PASS. |
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:45:45 PM EDT
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Nope! Pearly Penile Papules... No shame, or STD's here... Just going to look better, and be less self conscience (In my head... they don't notice)
For the love of God do not google OP's problem. You have been warned. lol.
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:54:22 PM EDT
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Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole. If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole. If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you. Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex! I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!) YOU ASSUMED SHIT!!! And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!! *tosses some flitz at feet* Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course
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Posted: 1/16/2015 11:59:22 PM EDT
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Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex! I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!) YOU ASSUMED SHIT!!! And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!! *tosses some flitz at feet* Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course
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Wow, OP is pretty fucking classy. Publicly ridicule the person who will be administering medical care to him, because he finds her unattractive. I'm hard pressed to think of a more scumbag move right now. White knight it some more, might give you a reach around! WTF stuck in your craw??? Not white knighting, it's called not being an a-hole. If you can't see how posting a picture of your doctor and ridiculing them for being ugly, man or woman, before they are going to perform a medical procedure for you is a total jerk move, I got nothin for you. Pic is on the net... I never said nadda nan notta about sex! I said... well it's in the OP (Only thing I edited was the picture!) YOU ASSUMED SHIT!!! And for that, you should be ashamed of your self!!! *tosses some flitz at feet* Put a nice shine on that schwinn waaaaaaay over there for the paper boy... Once you get done shining your suit of armor of course
Like I said, I got nuthin for you. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:00:54 AM EDT
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That's kinda crass, but, you know, 13ers. HA! You're post election '08 You're a 'teener too as far as that idiotic logic goes! |
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