I walked into my local gun shop today, just wasting time and telling lies, when all of a sudden I spotted it. The Hi Point C9 was laying there all alone in the corner where all the cheap guns usually lay. It was like a baby that's so ugly that it's cute. I asked the owner, which happens to be my friend, how much she would take for it. A few curse words followed and then she asked had I lost my damn mind. "What the hell do you want that for?", she said with almost the look of someone who was frightened. To be honest, I don't know why I'm thinking about going back and buying it. Could be because of all the hate that follows it. Damn, is it because it's black? #hipointlivesmatter too you know. Now I'm asking you guys, what the hell is wrong with me. Why has this Hi Point gotten into my head like a good piece of ass? It's all I can think about.