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Posted: 11/27/2014 7:32:49 PM EDT
What's your play?
No-Knock
Intercept at Wal Mart ammo counter
Phony craigslist add for 22LR
Stake out Golden Corral

Does it matter if a GD denizen vs Technical forum aficionado?
13 vs Lifer?

Poll inbound
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:33:56 PM EDT
Why bother? They will never leave the basement most likely.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:37:01 PM EDT
Wait till he selling jerky at a gunshow
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:42:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2014 7:44:45 PM EDT by Mclovin5-0]
Lose to him in a street race, infiltrate his crew, gain his trust, date his sister,and then right before the take down have a total bromance crisis and let him go.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:44:16 PM EDT
Lock exits from basement. Fill basement with water.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:45:04 PM EDT
Poll fail. No option for "have internet connection turned off, wait for bleary-eyed Arfcommer to stagger out of basement, disoriented and distracted by loss of Arfcom connection, then commence tactical takedown."



Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:45:23 PM EDT
Open basement window and lower in a bowl of "made in NY" chili with beans......wait for head to explode.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:45:30 PM EDT
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Wait till he selling jerky at a gunshow
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Or soy candles
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:46:28 PM EDT
Send a cheerleader into basement.

Dweller won't know what to do, easy to take down.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:46:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By missme:
Poll fail. No option for "have internet connection turned off, wait for bleary-eyed Arfcommer to stagger out of basement, disoriented and distracted by loss of Arfcom connection, then commence tactical takedown."



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By tactical takedown, do you mean sticking your leg out and having him trip over it?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:47:01 PM EDT
Send in a beautiful woman with Cheetos. Have her tase him.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:47:11 PM EDT
*Approaches Arfcommer*

Me: "HEY! LOOK! A GANG OF BLACK GUYS BEHIND YOU!"

*Arfommer turns to look, I smack him in the back of the head with a Sap, cuz that's old school cop stuff that Arfcommers yearn for the days of...*
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:49:02 PM EDT
Lure him out of the basement with a Larue vs. Troy Industries argument.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:49:36 PM EDT



Wait until the next riot thread, then bust in and surprise the Arfcommer in mid stroke.


Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:50:42 PM EDT
Nuke the site from orbit.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:50:55 PM EDT
Call his mom
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:51:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Lose to him in a street race, infiltrate his crew, gain his trust, date his sister,and then right before the take down have a total bromance crisis and let him go.
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I like that movie, cheese and all.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:53:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Lose to him in a street race, infiltrate his crew, gain his trust, date his sister,and then right before the take down have a total bromance crisis and let him go.
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Pretty sure I've seen this movie before.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:53:39 PM EDT
You missed knocking on door then coming inside for some imitation crab before going to basement and playing with trains....
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:53:39 PM EDT
Bacon, lots of bacon.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:54:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tackleberry1145:
Lure him out of the basement with a Larue vs. Troy Industries argument.
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Never go full joinder.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:56:00 PM EDT
Prevent his mother from delivering pizza rolls and Cheetos.

He will lose consciousness after attempting to waddle up the basement stairs.

Once he falls to floor unconscious knock down wall and engage front loader to lift him out.

Hose him off.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:57:16 PM EDT
Just get a female cop in undercover with a tight shirt on to arrest him in his basement...
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 7:59:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tackleberry1145:
Lure him out of the basement with a Larue vs. Troy Industries argument.
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Fuck Troy








Shit. That would work!
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:00:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Bacon, lots of bacon.
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You would have me cuffed and stuffed in record time with just the smell,of bacon wafting through basement door
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:01:21 PM EDT
Just pass a law making guns illegal. Since it's "the law" and you're automatically evil unless you submit to the State, they'll surrender all their firearms.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:02:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:

Does it matter if a GD denizen vs Technical forum aficionado?
13 vs Lifer?

Poll inbound
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Yes it does and the wrong answer may get you killed.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:03:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By camille:
Just pass a law making guns illegal. Since it's "the law" and you're automatically evil unless you submit to the State, they'll surrender all their firearms.
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Epic rash of boating accidents
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:05:57 PM EDT
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Epic rash of boating accidents
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By camille:
Just pass a law making guns illegal. Since it's "the law" and you're automatically evil unless you submit to the State, they'll surrender all their firearms.

Epic rash of boating accidents


Mine sank today while carrying a load of turkeys to feed the poor in Fergadishu
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:06:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2014 8:08:27 PM EDT by Taft]
Well, routine traffic stops are out. "Am I being detained ??" Comes to mind and of course basement dwellers are exempt.

Trolling Comicon in a Buzz Lightyear outfit will catch a few, Meh, not really worth the effort

Kidnapping Opie the Possum might catch a few but Opie is a pain in the ass to keep around and quite demanding, so nope.

I could tie a string around some hot pockets, lay out a path past the basement door, around the Homer bucket, and slowly pull the hot pocket past the door and see if they take the bait. Naw.



I know !



Put together a shooting competition, make them drink a bunch of Cola cheap beer, run around doing really physically asserting type of exercises, more cheap beer, lots of running, more cheap beer, throwing up, more cheap beer, and shooting and throwing up.

We will call it Operation "Coors - Warrior"

We can move in when they have no more beer, they are drunk, and have run out of ammo. Create joinder, take their gear and guns.

Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:09:05 PM EDT
Send a hot chick in a bikini into his basement & have her cuff him to the bed. Then send in the cops.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:09:22 PM EDT
Wooden crate, propped up with a stick that has a string tied to it. Hot Pocket under the crate... and then we play the waiting game.

Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:10:43 PM EDT
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Never go full joinder.
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Originally Posted By tackleberry1145:
Lure him out of the basement with a Larue vs. Troy Industries argument.

Never go full joinder.

I am a Free Man, indigenous to this land.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:11:34 PM EDT
Fail. No poison Cheetos
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:15:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:05 PM EDT
Cut internet cable to basement. Drop two OC Party Cans
down heating duct.

Ensure you have large flower print muumuu available to cover his 450 pound fat rolls.

Rent a commercial forklift to move said blubber to transport to county jail. Play "Bad Boys" music theme enroute.


Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:53:12 PM EDT
Stage an announcement that Magpul and LaRue were acquired by Troy. He'll kill himself.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:58:59 PM EDT
Sneak up behind him while he's focused on repairing that photocopier.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:02:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
Sneak up behind him while he's focused on repairing that photocopier.
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Is that the same sombitch that cooked my 4 year old printer and then told me it was a manufactures problem? Yeah. That's him...... Let's try 27 cycles on the Taser and see what happens.....
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:45:14 PM EDT
How much pensionable arrest OT would I make on the arrest processing?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 11:50:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Extorris:
How much pensionable arrest OT would I make on the arrest processing?
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87 dollars
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:17:45 AM EDT
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87 dollars
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
How much pensionable arrest OT would I make on the arrest processing?

87 dollars

No thanks, I'd make more OT working seat belt OT on my day off.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:28:43 AM EDT
Unless he is violating a law which is in-line with the Constitution, nothing.

I leave him alone and respect his liberty as a free citizen.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:28:51 AM EDT
Call both dog the bounty hunter and Reno Raines to take him down..... hard

Post awesome thread with ms paint and shaky video
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:30:03 AM EDT
Hell,just flood the basement.........he'll come out when the computer shorts out.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:31:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By gee0111:
Why bother? They will never leave the basement most likely.
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Yep. Just leave him there. How do you punish somebody that has "no life"?
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:33:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/28/2014 12:34:24 AM EDT by Miles_Urbanus]
Get them leaving work or other place they are least likely to be armed such as picking up kids from school or day care. True basement dwellers? Deploy burners.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:42:43 AM EDT
Leave a trail of .22LR from his front door right to the jail cell.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:54:30 AM EDT
Arfcomers are law abiding citizens..we have nothing to hide
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:54:56 AM EDT
Throw a bar of soap down the stairs.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:58:11 AM EDT
tell them mark larue is standing outside
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