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Posted: 10/10/2005 5:07:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:09:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:11:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Maybe he is a North Korean spy that is here to gather intel...........
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:12:54 PM EDT
[#3]
If his attitude is anything like the Korean store owners in LA during the LA riots, I wouldn'r mind having him around.

Even without the $500 a month.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:12:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:14:12 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe he is a North Korean spy that is here to gather intel...........



In Oklahoma?


J/K




That's the genius of it!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:14:22 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe he is a North Korean spy that is here to gather intel...........



In Oklahoma?


J/K



Well, they seem to know fuck all about growing food so why not?

G
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:15:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:16:16 PM EDT
[#8]
If you need any advice or language help, I bet ARDOC would help with the culture gap, he is of Korean descent and seems like a pretty helpful guy.

Dram
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:16:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:17:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Koreans are the rednecks of the Asian world.  I know I am one!  

You wont be able to scare him.  He will like chubby American women and shooting guns.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:23:34 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
If you need any advice or language help, I bet ARDOC would help with the culture gap, he is of Korean descent and seems like a pretty helpful guy.

Dram





I speak barely passable Korean.  Also the last time I went to Korea they kept pointing at me and saying the American guy over there.  I guess I smell different and not to mention I outweigh them by about 100lbs.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:27:12 PM EDT
[#12]
theres's one in my house too...... and sleeping with my wife!!! summmofabitch!!!

oops forgot, it's me....lol


meat
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:29:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Next time aim for a 16-year old Swedish girl.

G
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:30:47 PM EDT
[#14]
I was going to recomend that you hide the cat, but I don't want to offend the Korean guys on the board, so I wont.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:32:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:32:52 PM EDT
[#16]

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I was going to recomend that you hide the cat, but I don't want to offend the Korean guys on the board, so I wont.



cats are another asian choice of grub.
we do dogs....ummmmmmmm

meat
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:39:17 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I was going to recomend that you hide the cat, but I don't want to offend the Korean guys on the board, so I wont.



Listen dumbass, thats DOG not CAT!  

ETA: Damn beat me to it by seconds!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:40:27 PM EDT
[#18]

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Next time aim for a 16-year old Swedish girl.

G



+1000 on that one.  I wonder if they allow female exchange students to stay with single guys?  
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:42:51 PM EDT
[#19]

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Mandatory service requirement for the physically able ... something we ought to think about here.



So those of us who volunteer can fight alongside timid, dont-wanna-be-here yellow-bellies?  Count me out.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:43:39 PM EDT
[#20]
"So Mr. ARDOC, why do you want to have an exchange student."

"If she's hot I want to fuck her.  Oh, did I say that out loud?"

"Yes."

"So no exchange student then."

"No, I'm afraid not."

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:45:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Sorry ARDOC

I figured you would know more of the culture than some of the guys that had spent time there in the service drinking and partying with the local ladies.

My bad

Dram
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:45:43 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted: +1000 on that one.  I wonder if they allow female exchange students to stay with single guys?
You need to follow the path of the world's greatest Asian golfer, Tiger Woods. His golf buddy hooked him up with a Swedish babysitter, she's hot!

Hey sherrick13, how does your S. Korean exchange student feel about the "Great Leader" to the north?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:47:33 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Sorry ARDOC

I figured you would know more of the culture than some of the guys that had spent time there in the service drinking and partying with the local ladies.

My bad

Dram



no problem.  But it is funny, I am more American then some of the white guys.    I am what they refer to as a twinkie in Asian culture I guess.  
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:50:08 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sorry ARDOC

I figured you would know more of the culture than some of the guys that had spent time there in the service drinking and partying with the local ladies.

My bad

Dram



no problem.  But it is funny, I am more American then some of the white guys.    I am what they refer to as a twinkie in Asian culture I guess.  



a bananna
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:52:16 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you need any advice or language help, I bet ARDOC would help with the culture gap, he is of Korean descent and seems like a pretty helpful guy.

Dram





I speak barely passable Korean.  Also the last time I went to Korea they kept pointing at me and saying the American guy over there.  I guess I smell different and not to mention I outweigh them by about 100lbs.



lol yeah i know exactly what your talking about

I went to korea over the summer and everyone i came into contact with knew i was an american ( i'm half korean ).... just walking down the street id hear a passerby say "oh an american"

It got a little annoying after awhile.

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:55:50 PM EDT
[#26]
Maybe it was your t-shirt that gave it away:



G
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:00:22 PM EDT
[#27]

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Maybe it was your t-shirt that gave it away:

www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a521/a521.gif

G



No not all.  My gut has gotten bigger but I am just a lot taller and wider then most Koreans.  They its all the American food that I have been eating.  What is interesting is that the kids that are eating more like Americans in Korea are larger too.  I guess its all the hormones and antibiotics in our food.

My cousin and I are the same age and both set of parents are about the same size. But when I stood next to him after about 20 years. I could have squashed him with one foot.  It was ridiculous how much more muscle and bone I had then him.  He looked like your prototypical small asian.  I am more akin to Dat Nyguen.  Now is also an abberation thats becoming more common.  I am telling you its in the food!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:06:29 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted: I am more akin to Dat Nyguen.  Now is also an abberation thats becoming more common.  I am telling you its in the food!
It's the Texas Sauce we inject into the cattle.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:06:43 PM EDT
[#29]
One of my best friends is of 100% Japanese descent, 5'10''  and did Judo for 25 years and at the time this story happened was about 35. He was working for a Japanese firm and had to attend a meeting in Japan. Well, there was a deal going down where his company and him specifically were going to get screwed out of their end of the deal and the situation was getting really tense. Well, my bud has a short fuse to start and the Japanese guys in the room figured he didnt know any Japanese, being an American and all... so they proceed to poke some nasty fun at him in Japanese and finally the biggest Japanese guy, I guess he was over 6 foot some kind of giantism looking guy, there decides to tell him he is a:

Bannana

Yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

Well my bud just goes across the table after him and wraps him up in a judoka cross choke using this guys business suit like it was a ghi and tells him he is going to cut things off and place them in improbable locations if he makes cracks like that again.

The other thing he found when he went to Japan is that nobody thought he was actually an American, and told him to quit pretending he was American
He had a fun time in customs with that one

Dram
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:08:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Kae-gogi.



Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:10:01 PM EDT
[#31]
My experience:  Good people, good ass kickers, with a questionable taste in food.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:10:25 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Kae-gogi.






lol... ruf!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:14:06 PM EDT
[#33]
Take him to cookson county or any low (high or us mountain ranges)he will be right at home!!

I was one the 37th and 3/4 paralle in Korea and it was all mountains!!!!!  FrontlineEngineers

Bob
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:14:24 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
"So Mr. ARDOC, why do you want to have an exchange student."

"If she's hot I want to fuck her.  Oh, did I say that out loud?"

"Yes."

"So no exchange student then."

"No, I'm afraid not."









Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:15:23 PM EDT
[#35]
I could go some of that!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:33:20 PM EDT
[#36]
a buddy of mine has this Korean friend that he brought over to my house one time.  The kid has dual citizenship I think, I know that he was born in and spent a lot of time in Korea.  All three of us are in the Air Force.  Well, I swear his tampon about fell out when he saw my AR and my glock.  Then he started talking about how they didn't have crime in Korea because they couldn't have guns there, and that he doesn't think that people should be able to have guns like that, what do you need it for, blah blah blah.


Well my first instict was to tell him to get the fuck out of my house, and second get the fuck out of my country if he doesn't like it, because he shouldn't be in the United States military if he isn't here to support the US Constitution.


Instead, I tried to be an adult, and do my part for our cause, by spending three and a half hours explaining freedom to him, and educating him regarding the misconceptions and brady bullshit that his brain was full of.

After all was said and done he was all for gun ownership, supposudly (sp?).  Well my friend told me that not a week later he saw some liberal biased news piece and was all about gun confiscation again.  Fucking faggot.

No matter, from what I understand he is a total fuck up and his supervisor is doing everything he can to get him kicked out of the Air Force.    Good riddance.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:03:10 PM EDT
[#37]
My MIL and her neighbors had a pretty good little business going hosting foreign exchange students from Hong Kong and Japan. One neighbor converted her garage into a two-bedroom apartment and a bath, which when combined with the house, gave her 5 bedrooms to rent. She gets $700/month for the girls. That's $3,500 a month tax-free. All she has to do is provide utilities and two meals a day. She’s retired and the home is paid off. She also has a pension and social security coming in. Owns a Mercedes and travels all over the world.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:04:57 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
I could go some of that!



The chick or kaegogi?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:29:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Jesus, two pages and nobody threw out a Long Duc Dong reference????

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 8:29:57 PM EDT
[#40]

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Jesus, two pages and nobody threw out a Long Duc Dong reference????




Shit get your Asians straight.    He is Japanese.  We are talking Korean, the noblest creature on this fine earth.  So says the old dude in Remo Williams.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 8:35:19 PM EDT
[#41]
Hey I've got three spare bedrooms.  Can I get two students in my house and make $1000 a month?
Is that money to be spent on the student or is it all you?
How do I get involved?

wooOOT!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 9:07:04 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Hey I've got three spare bedrooms.  Can I get two students in my house and make $1000 a month?
Is that money to be spent on the student or is it all you?
How do I get involved?

wooOOT!



The MIL and her neighbors get $700 a month, I guess it depends on where you live and if you provide food.

They use this program.
www.isphomestays.com/

There are other programs depending on where you live.

You have to provide a safe and secure environment, provide all utilities, and perhaps even an Internet connection. The program above pays $550/month without food, and $700/month if you provide food. For the full $700, you are responsible for two meals a day.

The money is yours to do with as you please. There are no restrictions on the money whatsoever.

There are good points and bad points. You will lose a little privacy. If you host girls, you can't walk around in your boxers any more. You have to be strict too. The MIL booted out several girls. One girl left the house unlocked all the time, another almost burned down the kitchen cooking, and another invited her friends over to eat (that is not allowed).

But, it is a pretty good way to supplement your income. The MIL remodeled her kitchen and travels the world on the money she made. Two kids could easily pay the car payment on a nice ride.

EDIT: Oh, it's $750 a month now up here. And the students have to submit an application with photo, so you can filter out the ugly girls if you so desire.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 9:48:48 PM EDT
[#43]
Have him tell you about the discipline in the ROK  Military. There DIs would be serving life terms is they were US. Very good troops they will kick ass when called upon. I  almost walked into a riot in Soul about 8 years ago some guy had locked himself in a Temple had was protesting something or other .The troops took care of him and his sidekicks with their long batons. It was a very fast and furious operation.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 9:50:21 PM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 9:54:05 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 10:40:45 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Jesus, two pages and nobody threw out a Long Duc Dong reference????




Shit get your Asians straight.    He is Japanese.  We are talking Korean, the noblest creature on this fine earth.  So says the old dude in Remo Williams.



Remo Williams: Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chiun: [striking Remo] Chinese! I am Korean. Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.  
Get your quotes straight
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