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Posted: 5/21/2005 8:08:24 AM EDT
as defiling the Koran is one of the harshest things you can do to a Muslim, my friend suggested a get rich quick scheme would be to sell Koran toilet paper. i said i'd buy it, but the problem is that the entrepreneuer would get shot by Al Quaeda.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:09:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 8:10:21 AM EDT by theliberating1]
good fricking idea... I say you make some Bible toilet paper too. Sure to be a hit in the Middle East, oh wait... nevermind, they use their hands.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:09:48 AM EDT
send me a couple korans I'll put them to good use.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:10:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By theliberating1:
good fricking idea... I say you make some Bible toilet paper too.



yeah and some Bush toilet paper just for you

or should we just go with the "right wing superstar" collection?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:10:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blitztheory:
as defiling the Koran is one of the harshest things you can do to a Muslim, my friend suggested a get rich quick scheme would be to sell Koran toilet paper. i said i'd buy it, but the problem is that the entrepreneuer would get shot by Al Quaeda.



I'd buy it.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:11:22 AM EDT
My dad grew up in communist Hungary and used the Pravda as toilet paper when he went to the outhouse.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:11:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By theliberating1:
good fricking idea... I say you make some Bible toilet paper too.



yeah and some Bush toilet paper just for you

or should we just go with the "right wing superstar" collection?



any politician toilet paper would suit me just fine... They are all full of shit.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:13:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By theliberating1:
good fricking idea... I say you make some Bible toilet paper too.



yeah and some Bush toilet paper just for you

or should we just go with the "right wing superstar" collection?



any politician toilet paper would suit me just fine... They are all full of shit.



I want theliberating1 toilet paper now.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:15:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

I want theliberating1 toilet paper now.



lol... I could make some good money selling that here!!!

it would look like this

theliberating1



theliberating1



theliberating1

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:15:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blitztheory:
as defiling the Koran is one of the harshest things you can do to a Muslim, my friend suggested a get rich quick scheme would be to sell Koran toilet paper. i said i'd buy it, but the problem is that the entrepreneuer would get shot by Al Quaeda.



Hell yeah! I'd wipe my brown eye with the Koran!
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:15:58 AM EDT

Your friend must surf ARFCOM because I said the exact same thing last week:



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=351922&page=2

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Someone needs to print the Koran on rolls of toilet paper.

They'd be rich in no time - and more famous than Salman Rushdie ever was!

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:16:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Your friend must surf ARFCOM because I said the exact same thing last week:



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=351922&page=2

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Someone needs to print the Koran on rolls of toilet paper.

They'd be rich in no time - and more famous than Salman Rushdie ever was!




But did you patent it?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:48:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 8:49:13 AM EDT by VTHOKIESHOOTER]
How about Koran targets have it say The Holy Koran with a big X ring in the middle.

How about duct taping tannerite to Korans
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:21:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:25:09 AM EDT
use it...hell - I would probably finance that project!

schwing!
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:46:07 AM EDT
I was about to reply, and I reread the post, It didn't say "KOREAN" toilet paper, I think I'll go home now.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:02:00 AM EDT
I advise against this little scheme. But not for the reasons you think! I bought a Koran from Borders books. It has the same thin paper as the bible but the pages edges are coated with gold paint which make tham very durable and sharp! I took one page and wiped my ass with it and I got the worst paper cut of my life in my FREAKING ANUS! Stung like a motherfucker! HELP ! preperation H! I guess it was Allah punishing me for being a naughty infidel!!



My Dumb grandmother upon hearing i gave myself a papercut suggested I use "witch hazel" to clean the wound. So I 'm about to wet some toilet paper down with it and rub my cut anus with witch hazel..........................................I'll tell you how it turns out......................
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:07:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

Originally Posted By theliberating1:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By theliberating1:
good fricking idea... I say you make some Bible toilet paper too.



yeah and some Bush toilet paper just for you

or should we just go with the "right wing superstar" collection?



any politician toilet paper would suit me just fine... They are all full of shit.



I want theliberating1 toilet paper now.



He would finally have all the man ass he wanted then.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:02:22 AM EDT
didn't someone here buy a koran a couple of years ago and put the pages in urinals around town?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:18:09 AM EDT
This is probably the most childish thing i've ever read. And you wonder WHY the Muslim world hates us. You just keep feeding the fire instead of trying to put it out.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:31:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DLoken:
This is probably the most childish thing i've ever read. And you wonder WHY the Muslim world hates us. You just keep feeding the fire instead of trying to put it out.



Fight fire with fire, burn them out.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:31:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Your friend must surf ARFCOM because I said the exact same thing last week:



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=351922&page=2

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Someone needs to print the Koran on rolls of toilet paper.

They'd be rich in no time - and more famous than Salman Rushdie ever was!




I think just about everyone on the board had that thought last week!! I know I did, I told my wife after the NewsWeek story broke just that very thing!!!!.......
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:39:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DLoken:
This is probably the most childish thing i've ever read. And you wonder WHY the Muslim world hates us. You just keep feeding the fire instead of trying to put it out.




I given up on caring about what the fuck is going to 'feed the fire' in the mooselimb world. I'm convinced that there is absolutely nothing that we can do to to win the support of the ROP community.

At this stage of the game I say "Fuck 'em and feed 'em pig boogers"........
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:54:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 11:55:54 AM EDT by Echo_Hotel]

Originally Posted By DLoken:
This is probably the most childish thing i've ever read. And you wonder WHY the Muslim world hates us. You just keep feeding the fire instead of trying to put it out.



Quite the contrary. I know exactly why the "Moslem world" hates us, and so does Victor Davis Hanson:

Here's Your Reason

My favorite point he makes is this: "The Islamists insist, 'We kill you for being soft.' Westerners in response feel, 'We are killed because we are not being soft enough.'"

"Putting out the fire". Yeah. Right. Appease these savages enough and that old "fire" will just go right out.


[Edited for hid-jus spellink]
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 11:59:08 AM EDT
I would like to start a line of Koran pork products. Koranalicious bun length franks, Allah's lean bacon strips, stuff like that.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 12:02:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DLoken:
This is probably the most childish thing i've ever read. And you wonder WHY the Muslim world hates us. You just keep feeding the fire instead of trying to put it out.



you apparently dont understand the nature of mooslim culture. they are trained to HATE everyone who is not also a mooslim, or who will not convert to islam. in other words, if you arent one of them then they have a bullet or a bomb with your name on it already.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:32:09 PM EDT
Some guys from Oklahoma tried to make some toilet paper with famous Texans on it as a get rich scheme.

The idea backfired on them though, stuff wouldn't take shit off nobody!

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