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Posted: 12/13/2016 12:34:28 AM EST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVjMF_TfY6M
Sweet Jesus. She's actually pretty hot in this. Am I the only one who thinks this?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:41:16 AM EST
would
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:41:31 AM EST
God that was awful. Must be desperate for cash.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:43:52 AM EST
Er....  she kind of missed the point of the song. 

"Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. 

Good lord. 
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:46:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2016 12:46:42 AM EST by Cuddle_Chimp]
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Originally Posted By NagOrzo15-1:
Er....  she kind of missed the point of the song. 

"Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. 

Good lord. 
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That's a pretty well debunked urban myth.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:48:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By POG926:
God that was awful. Must be desperate for cash.
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Doubt any cash was made, doubt any cash was needed (Fargo Season 2). Just fun, I bet.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:48:56 AM EST
Even decades ago some of the biggest from Hollywood did commercials in Japan, silly stuff. They were offered such outrageously large amounts of money they didn't turn them down but had contracts that the stuff would never be shown in the U.S. Sometimes these can be found.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:51:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2016 12:53:24 AM EST by plove]
Decent body, but my asshole, if it had a face, would have a prettier face.

While we're at it, here's another woman with a good body but whose face is just fucking disgusting to me. I don't know why, but she's fucking gross.

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:52:19 AM EST
First two posts nail it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:53:55 AM EST
The weeaboo anthem.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:54:20 AM EST
Jesus man, she's German!
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:55:15 AM EST
Would stick my pixelated penis in her.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:59:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2016 1:03:31 AM EST by Cuddle_Chimp]
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Originally Posted By MarkHatfield:
Even decades ago some of the biggest from Hollywood did commercials in Japan, silly stuff. They were offered such outrageously large amounts of money they didn't turn them down but had contracts that the stuff would never be shown in the U.S. Sometimes these can be found.
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She's the facial equivalent to her?
http://www.shauntmax30.com/1128962-high-res-kirsten-dunst-wallpapers-1128962-ianjanyu-11-13-15.html
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 12:59:53 AM EST
Thank you iCloud
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:11:22 AM EST
I do not find her mind-blowingly attractive.

I do not find her average girl attractive.

But I'd do her and write home about it.
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I'd fill her full of baby-batter.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:15:03 AM EST
I had to go listen to The Vapors version immediately after watching this.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:16:37 AM EST
I think thats the best she has ever looked.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:17:06 AM EST
Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:18:38 AM EST
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Originally Posted By midcap:
Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles.
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^this but i would still like to be that poor man
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:22:52 AM EST
I like chicks with blue hair,that isn't fat
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:24:20 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BurtMacklin:

^this but i would still like to be that poor man
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Originally Posted By BurtMacklin:
Originally Posted By midcap:
Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles.

^this but i would still like to be that poor man


Well I sure ain't rich...
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:33:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2016 1:34:47 AM EST by MoparMike]
I've thought she was cute since I saw her on ST:TNG twentyish years ago. And I can say that without feeling dirty because she is a year older than I am.

She's always been an 8 in my book, sort of a tall Avril Lavigne. And hotter than Julia Stiles, but both have their merits.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:42:55 AM EST
damn, she has some nice legs

and 1:18
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:45:34 AM EST
I hadn't realized how much she looks like Blondie.

I'd knock the bottom out of Kirsten.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:51:21 AM EST
....Damn....
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:53:36 AM EST
What stupid, lonely part of the internet does someone have to be wandering late at night to find that shit?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 1:58:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By polymorpheous:
I hadn't realized how much she looks like Blondie.

I'd knock the bottom out of Kirsten.
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Blondie is the band. Debbie Harry is the lead singer.


But yes, I've always thought Kirsten was hot and I always liked that song.

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:00:13 AM EST
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I'm old and married. 

I like the original a lot better, musically. 
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:00:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TheWhiteHorse:
What stupid, lonely part of the internet does someone have to be wandering late at night to find that shit?
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I genuinely like the song. I found her cover on youtube looking for, well, covers.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:00:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NagOrzo15-1:
Er....  she kind of missed the point of the song. 

"Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. 

Good lord. 
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Uh.... no. That's not what it's about at all.

I can't believe that bullshit is still being repeated 30 years later!



Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:04:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:



Uh.... no. That's not what it's about at all.

I can't believe that bullshit is still being repeated 30 years later!


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You really think so?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:08:40 AM EST
Soooo would...


Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:10:10 AM EST
Needs more tentacles.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:10:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
I'm old and married. 

I like the original a lot better, musically. 
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More your style, with a bit of Jpanese, uh, "charm"?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:11:30 AM EST
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I would anyway. She's always been attractive to me in kind of a doughy, slightly retarded way.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:16:05 AM EST
...
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:16:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By RED_5:
speaking of wood!


advice.. get a technical degree, with a minor in Japanese..
go to Japan
?
Profit!



seriously. mid 20's ~ is not so creeper and there are a plethora of things going on

might just be my Asian chick 'fetish' speaking though...

I miss Japan, wish I would have gone back when I was that age.
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is there a japan/age/creepy venn intersection? i'm 44, just started studying iaido, and am learning the language. hoping to get to go to chiba sometime in the next couple of years.

OTOH, i have absolutely no fetish for asian women. have dated asians--both FOB and american--and don't see them as any more attractive than any other ethnicity (though maggie q wrecks me).

so am i going to appear to be a creeper?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:17:24 AM EST
Make a decent pattern for a SEX-BOT
.
Now: "Take my MONEY"
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:18:50 AM EST
Gross.

Can't believe I sat through an ad for that dumb shit
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:23:32 AM EST
Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:29:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By plove:
Decent body, but my asshole, if it had a face, would have a prettier face.

While we're at it, here's another woman with a good body but whose face is just fucking disgusting to me. I don't know why, but she's fucking gross.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/17/8/campaign_images/webdr04/chrissy-teigen-completely-owned-twitter-in-2015-2-15513-1450360139-5_dblbig.jpg
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Right!! She is dumb as fuck and has a mouth that would make Marines at Fuji say ,WTF? She is not appealing at all. Dont believe? Youtube some interviews.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:31:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HuskyHK:
Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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Whoah, she's my cousin too! Not only that but she and Michelle Jenneke were both at my house once making out. I respect their privacy though so I won't post pics.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:34:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HuskyHK:
Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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for no rational reason, i completely believe this.

Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:36:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2016 2:51:33 AM EST by Cuddle_Chimp]
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Originally Posted By HuskyHK:
Ready for Mind Blown..

She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch.

She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it.
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Sweet Jesus! Is that you Mark?
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:41:08 AM EST
On a side note...... What the hell happened to Julia Stiles? Damn...... Look's like a bit of cocaine and chocolate bars got to her.
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:44:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By aIIan:
Gross.

Can't believe I sat through an ad for that dumb shit
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Yes, ask yourself, "Why?"
Link Posted: 12/13/2016 2:57:02 AM EST
I have the old version of the song on my play list.

I've listened to the lyrics. If it isn't about some dude whacking it while looking at a pic of a girl, pray tell what IS it about?

And yes, she is cute in that silly get up...............
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