While Capt. James T. Kirk is pretty fabulous and got to sleep with all the alien babes (and probably Spock), Picard's ensigns didn't die every five minutes, and he was borg and came back, and his voice is downright sexy... You decide, who would you want to fly into space with.

Q

picard was the shit man.

Which one had kids on his fucking ship?

'nuff said.


Kirk would have 'spaced' the little bastards.

Picard let them sit in his fucking chair.

Picard is a much better speaker than Kirk.  I get tingles up my leg when I hear him speak.  He's all about that "hope" and "change" that this galaxy needs.

Kirk wins hands down for not being French alone.
Anyone who votes Picard has a latent homosexual desire for bald old men wearing leotards.

Obvious answer is Kirk, but Picard was a more traditional Captain.

Quoted: Archer

+1

How many ladies did Picard bed during TNG?  Yeah, I thought so.

Plus there's the whole issue of Cabin Boy Wesley...

Kharn

I vote Picard myself... that voice... so HOT!!

but this is magical

100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.  
99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.  
98. Kirk has sex more than once a season.  
97. One Word: Hair.  
96. Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-WIG.  
95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.  
94. Picard is a French man with an English accent.
93. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!  
92. Kirk never drinks tea.  Ever.  
91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.  
90. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.  
89. Two words:  Shoulder Roll.  
88. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.  
87. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty."
86. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.  
85. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.  
84. Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale
    population.  
83. Kirk says "Prime Directive?  What Prime Directive?"
82. Kirk knows 20th Century curses.
81. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the
    Federation.  
80. Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy.  
79. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.  
78. Kirk never pretends to be a barber in order to gain a tactical
    advantage.  
77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off
    --even around those pesky Yeomans.  
76. Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.  
75. Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.  
74. One Word:  Velour.  
73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess.
72. When Kirk was Picard's age, he retired from Admiral and took to
    climbing rocks.  
71. When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter,
    Stargazer.  When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship
    Enterprise.  
70. Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.  
69. One Word: Iman.  
68. Kirk looks good with a ripped shirt.  
67. If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head and shit down
    its neck.  
66. Kirk says "Shoot first and wait for retaliation."
65. Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.  
64. Kirk never leaves the room to bawl somebody out.  
63. Kirk doesn't rely on the wisdom of some dumb old
    janitor to get him out of intergalactic scrapes.  
62. Two Words:  Funky Sideburns.  
61. Kirk never asks his bartender for advice.  
60. Kirk never once said "Abandon ship!  All hands abandon ship!"
59. Kirk is not politically correct.  
58. Kirk never got "dumped" by a woman for an intergalactic busy body named
    after a letter of the alphabet.  
57. Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest.  
56. If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk's bridge, Kirk would likely be
    dead.  
55. Ever hear of a bar shooter called "Make it so?" No?  How about a
    "Beam me up Scotty" then?  See the difference?  
54. One Word:  Miniskirts.
53. Kirk's girlfriends always look good in soft light.  
52. Kirk never went anywhere without a whole bunch of guys in red
    shirts.  
51. Kirk's first officer didn't play some wimpy instrument like the
    trombone.  
50. Kirk had more dates than his first officer.  
49. The extent of Kirk's knowledge of Klingon vocabulary can be roughly
    translated as "GO F*CK YOURSELF."
48. If something doesn't speak English -- it's toast.  
47. Kirk wasn't some prissy archaeology fan.  
46. Picard's middle name isn't tough or awe-inspiring like Tiberius is.  
45. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.  
44. Picard never met Joan Collins.  
43. Picard flunked his entrance exams to Starfleet.  
42  Picard hasn't fathered any children;  Kirk -- probably millions.  
41. Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master.  
40. Two Words:  Line Delivery.  
39. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes
    with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay
    in Iowa to put himself through school.  
38. Kirk emphasizes his orations with pertinent hand gestures.  
37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate,
    charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his
    enemies.  (Need we say more?)
36. Kirk is not put off by green skin.  
35. Kirk knows how to deal with peace loving hippy goofs.  
34. Kirk once fought a Greek god.  And won.  
33. Kirk barely asks for suggestions.  And if he does, he asks Spock only.  
32. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.  
31. One Word: Fisticuffs.  
30. Kirk's name is hated throughout the galaxy.  
29. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare, but he doesn't let it show.  
28. You can never lock up Kirk for very long.  
27. Kirk's eulogies can actually make you cry.  
26. Kirk plays god with lesser cultures, and then exploits them for
    resources.  
25. Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.  
24. Kirk can climb up a Jeffries Tube and fix anything.  
23. Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.  
22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.  
21. Kirk's bridge is not beige.  
20.Two Words:  Crane Shots.  
19. Picard likes wimpy violin music -- and coerces Data into playing it.  
18. Picard allows cats on board, while Kirk beams away even really cute
    things, like Tribbles.  
17. Kirk is a cultural icon -- Picard is just some guy who's really nice.  
16. Kirk specifically ordered a swivel LA-Z-BOY for the bridge.  
15. Kirk would never touch SYNTHAHOL.  
14. Kirk looks distinguished in reading glasses -- and nobody dares to
    call him"four eyes."
13. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.  
12. Picard likes painting nudes, for art's sake.  
11. When Kirk doesn't trust the Romulans, he fires at them.  When Picard
    doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.  
10. Kirk never once, ever,wore a wiener wrapping Speedo banana hammock on
    shore leave.  
9.  Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting
    ensign.  
8.  Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.  
7.  When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.  
6.  Three Words:  Flying Leg Kick
5.  Picard's crew would never ever think of him as a sexual object.  
4.  Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even
    impressed.  
3.  Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.  
2.  Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.
1.  One Word:  Balls.

Kirk.

Picard was French. It's a wonder he ever ordered phaser fire.

Cpt. Kangaroo

Quoted: 100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.   99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.   98. Kirk has sex more than once a season.   97. One Word: Hair.   96. Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-WIG.   95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.   94. Picard is a French man with an English accent. 93. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!   92. Kirk never drinks tea.  Ever.   91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.   90. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.   89. Two words:  Shoulder Roll.   88. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.   87. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty." 86. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.   85. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.   84. Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale     population.   83. Kirk says "Prime Directive?  What Prime Directive?" 82. Kirk knows 20th Century curses. 81. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the     Federation.   80. Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy.   79. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.   78. Kirk never pretends to be a barber in order to gain a tactical     advantage.   77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off     --even around those pesky Yeomans.   76. Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.   75. Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.   74. One Word:  Velour.   73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess. 72. When Kirk was Picard's age, he retired from Admiral and took to     climbing rocks.   71. When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter,     Stargazer.  When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship     Enterprise.   70. Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.   69. One Word: Iman.   68. Kirk looks good with a ripped shirt.   67. If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head and shit down     its neck.   66. Kirk says "Shoot first and wait for retaliation." 65. Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.   64. Kirk never leaves the room to bawl somebody out.   63. Kirk doesn't rely on the wisdom of some dumb old     janitor to get him out of intergalactic scrapes.   62. Two Words:  Funky Sideburns.   61. Kirk never asks his bartender for advice.   60. Kirk never once said "Abandon ship!  All hands abandon ship!" 59. Kirk is not politically correct.   58. Kirk never got "dumped" by a woman for an intergalactic busy body named     after a letter of the alphabet.   57. Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest.   56. If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk's bridge, Kirk would likely be     dead.   55. Ever hear of a bar shooter called "Make it so?" No?  How about a     "Beam me up Scotty" then?  See the difference?   54. One Word:  Miniskirts. 53. Kirk's girlfriends always look good in soft light.   52. Kirk never went anywhere without a whole bunch of guys in red     shirts.   51. Kirk's first officer didn't play some wimpy instrument like the     trombone.   50. Kirk had more dates than his first officer.   49. The extent of Kirk's knowledge of Klingon vocabulary can be roughly     translated as "GO F*CK YOURSELF." 48. If something doesn't speak English -- it's toast.   47. Kirk wasn't some prissy archaeology fan.   46. Picard's middle name isn't tough or awe-inspiring like Tiberius is.   45. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.   44. Picard never met Joan Collins.   43. Picard flunked his entrance exams to Starfleet.   42  Picard hasn't fathered any children;  Kirk -- probably millions.   41. Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master.   40. Two Words:  Line Delivery.   39. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes     with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay     in Iowa to put himself through school.   38. Kirk emphasizes his orations with pertinent hand gestures.   37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate,     charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his     enemies.  (Need we say more?) 36. Kirk is not put off by green skin.   35. Kirk knows how to deal with peace loving hippy goofs.   34. Kirk once fought a Greek god.  And won.   33. Kirk barely asks for suggestions.  And if he does, he asks Spock only.   32. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.   31. One Word: Fisticuffs.   30. Kirk's name is hated throughout the galaxy.   29. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare, but he doesn't let it show.   28. You can never lock up Kirk for very long.   27. Kirk's eulogies can actually make you cry.   26. Kirk plays god with lesser cultures, and then exploits them for     resources.   25. Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.   24. Kirk can climb up a Jeffries Tube and fix anything.   23. Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.   22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.   21. Kirk's bridge is not beige.   20.Two Words:  Crane Shots.   19. Picard likes wimpy violin music -- and coerces Data into playing it.   18. Picard allows cats on board, while Kirk beams away even really cute     things, like Tribbles.   17. Kirk is a cultural icon -- Picard is just some guy who's really nice.   16. Kirk specifically ordered a swivel LA-Z-BOY for the bridge.   15. Kirk would never touch SYNTHAHOL.   14. Kirk looks distinguished in reading glasses -- and nobody dares to     call him"four eyes." 13. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.   12. Picard likes painting nudes, for art's sake.   11. When Kirk doesn't trust the Romulans, he fires at them.  When Picard     doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.   10. Kirk never once, ever,wore a wiener wrapping Speedo banana hammock on     shore leave.   9.  Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting     ensign.   8.  Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.   7.  When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.   6.  Three Words:  Flying Leg Kick 5.  Picard's crew would never ever think of him as a sexual object.   4.  Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even     impressed.   3.  Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.   2.  Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail. 1.  One Word:  Balls.

wow

Kirk?

Picard FTW!!

Remember the original episode where Kirk decided to give weapons to a village that was being attacked by Klingon trained raiders? He did that because he wasn't allowed to directly help them. Let that sink in, and tell me how anyone could vote for the Frenchman.

Not only is Kirk better than Captain Metrosexual but so is Spock and Scotty.

James Tiberious Kirk!!!!

Quoted: How many ladies did Picard bed during TNG?  Yeah, I thought so. Plus there's the whole issue of Cabin Boy Wesley... Kharn

+1.  Kirk made the moves on at least one alien chick every episode, usually with some success.

It's such a part of the script that when my son and I watched it in addition to predicting which member of the landing party wouldn't come back, we could predict which hot alien chick or even crew member would be swapping spit with Kirk before the end of the show.

Just think, 10,000 years from now, Shatner's seed will have infected most of the universe.

Picard.

James T. Kirk, FTW...

Picard is teh ghey...

They both were good but have to go with Kirk cause I am a bowhunter.

Picard was a real actor!

Which one would I want to serve with?

Kirk.  Definitely Kirk.

That way I could try and get my hands on Lt. M'ress.



What, did you think I was going to vote for that bald Frenchman who has to have a Counselor on board to discuss his feelings with?  Screw that.  I'm going for the bad ass who has a fine furry female working in Engineering.

Picard traipsed around the galaxy in the family truckster with his therapist in tow, Kirk kicked ass and banged green chicks, Indian princesses, and any other alien female that stood still long enough for him to get his pants down. Kirk, accept no substitute.

From Star Trek III

"My God, what have I done?" -- Kirk

   "What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live." -- McCoy


Kirk all the way

Kirk


eta- He laid more pipe than the Mario Brothers

Quoted: Which one would I want to serve with? Kirk.  Definitely Kirk. That way I could try and get my hands on Lt. M'ress. What, did you think I was going to vote for that bald Frenchman who has to have a Counselor on board to discuss his feelings with?  Screw that.  I'm going for the bad ass who has a fine furry female working in Engineering.

I believe the fan's love of Kirk is the entire reason Riker's existence on TNG. Riker WAS kirk. He had no problem running around blowing shit up and banging alien chicks.

Quoted: Archer

"Enterprise" could have been a great series if they would have stayed away from all that temporal bullshit.

Is everyone forgetting Picards assimilation and then kicking the borgs ass later.

And don't tell me that none of you see the sexual tension between Kirk and Spock

Quoted: Is everyone forgetting Picards assimilation and then kicking the borgs ass later. And don't tell me that none of you see the sexual tension between Kirk and Spock

YOU might have seen it...I didn't.

Now McCoy and Spock, that's a different story....

Picard FTW. He got some action, he just preferred humans.

ghey

'Nuff said:



Kirk FTW

Quoted: 'Nuff said: img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/tula1954sks/misc/pq377.jpg Kirk FTW

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Picard couldn't hold Kirk's jock strap.

Kirk = Colt

Picard = Bushmaster

Both good enough to do the job, but one just...has it.

Quoted: And don't tell me that none of you see the sexual tension between Kirk and Spock

It's called, "Projecting".

Look into it.

Kirk.  I can't believe this is even close.  

Quoted: 'Nuff said: img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/tula1954sks/misc/pq377.jpg Kirk FTW

What the in Fvck!

Picard FTW!

He wrecked 2 Enterprises, one to kill his clone. How many did Kirk wreck?

who the hell is archer?

Quoted: Just think, 10,000 years from now, Shatner's seed will have infected most of the universe.

Bond's seed will kill it just before it gets a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.

Capt. Pike would kick both there asses from his wheelchair but Kirk over Picard easy

Captain James Tiberius Kirk, the original and still the best captain of the Enterprise.
Flyingrhino

Quoted: Kirk wins hands down for not being French alone. Anyone who votes Picard has a latent homosexual desire for bald old men wearing leotards. i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/InFALaBill/aagorn3ic1.jpg

+ 1,000,000

FWIW, Kirk would have wrecked 7 of 9.

Kirk
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Quoted: Captain James Tiberius Kirk, the original and still the best captain of the Enterprise. Flyingrhino

Sorry but I can't let this discretion slide.
Capt. Kirk replaced Capt. Pike who replaced Capt. April but I get what you meant

Quoted: Quoted: Archer "Enterprise" could have been a great series if they would have stayed away from all that temporal bullshit.

I actually didn't mind the concept; it was just poorly done.

OK, let's be serious:

"Jean Luc" or "James Tiberius"?

French or American?

Acting like a Klingon or killing them by the ship load?

Earl Grey Tea or Romulan Ale?

There can be only one...