I'd launch a counter attack with eggs of my own.

The only difference between my eggs and theirs would be the 4 to 5 hours mine had spent in my freezer [}:D]

Maybe stop being the crotchety old ass on the block. [;)]

One of the reasons I own a tool shed is to store eggs for future need.

Physical violence is always a terrific way to resolve problems.  i highly recommend wearing shoes around the house at night, maintaining a high state of readiness, and a MagLite for blunt force trauma.  The minute you see those fuckers, beat the shit out of them.  They know they are guilty, and know why they are being beaten.

My sister is 4 years younger than me. When she was a junior in highschool, she threw a slumber party. Well, all the guys thought it would be a cute thing to raid the slumber party by toilet papering the entire house. I gave two shits less about it EXCEPT... they also took it upon themselves to toilet paper my brand new Sportster. Big big big big big no no.

We heard them doing it and I saw them doing the bike out the back window. I waited for a minute and they started to leave. I ducked out the back door and flanked them as they ran to their car parked one street over.

I was pissed as hell and was well into my college drinking 'Full Monty'. I am a pretty big guy. I let out a battle yell as I charged and they all scattered.

Like a tiger, I zeroed in on the one kid who was doing the bike. He was a tiny little shit who could run his butt off. Later on he won some state track award.

I don't know how I did it, but I caught the punk. He was scared shitless because my propensity for beserking during a fist fight in school was legendary.

I dragged him 3 blocks back to the house and made him take the toilet paper off of the bike. He was bawling like a little girl with snot bubbles coming out of his nose. I guess I really scared the hell out of him.

I wasn't going to hurt the kid, I only made him clean the toilet paper off the bike. Still to this day, he will not come around if he knows that I am going to be in the area.

throwing yore own eggs in this situation would only encourage the situation. (like a sticky snowball fight) on the otherhand, when someone gets a good beating for something they did (and knew was wrong) they nay think twice about doing it again.

although, i have heard that a 12 ga. rocksalt round will change the devil himself. hehe and is unproveable (basically)

do you know where some of them live?
if you do its pay back time.
but if they are juveniles you might just talk to there folks and I would flat tell them your kid was seen and if anyone does that again even if it was not their kid the house gets it every time.
and if he's caught on the property comiting a crime I may just take him on a one way ride to the woods.
that has always worked for me

Tripwires. Need I say more?

escalate to potato guns!!!!

I have two words.

"Paintball" and "Gun".

Put the dogs on them next time.

ROFL.  Spoken like a former egg thrower.

-kill-9

Ambushem with water cannon...... scented water!  

cmon.... you gota get to there level and beetum at there game...

I knew I liked you!

I'd throw dog shit or something at them. Or maybe water ballons with urine. Or, urinate in a water gun (super soaker) and give it to 'em.

Hey! I resemble that remark. [:E]