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Posted: 10/14/2004 12:00:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 12:00:40 AM EST by sherrick13]
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:02:10 AM EST
Nope cant do it, Im on break
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:02:34 AM EST
Yup. Then I'd promptly tell him that in payment for his life, and in lieu of indentured servitude, I want $1M from his husband, and for him to resign his senate seat, and drop out of the race
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:03:23 AM EST
Nope, sorry. Too many lives at stake with his policies.

Not my fault... I'm not sayin I'd push the guy, I just wouldn't endanger myself...


- BG
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:04:16 AM EST
we all know he would just turn around and say he saved you. he has a voice and an audience. you are just a nobody. it would be just like when he saved that guy in VN...

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:05:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By bumpusjm:
Yup. Then I'd promptly tell him that in payment for his life, and in lieu of indentured servitude, I want $1M from his husband, and for him to resign his senate seat, and drop out of the race




We would agree, then 5 min later change his mind and screw you over.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:07:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 12:11:22 AM EST by heARtbreaker15]
I'd let it hit him and send him back to HELL, where he came from.

Scenario: I save him. Kerry- "He did save me, before he didn't save me."

(edited for addition) Or, he'd just tell everyone that HE saved ME!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:09:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 12:43:19 AM EST by CavVet]

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Nope, sorry. Too many lives at stake with his policies.

Not my fault...I'm not sayin I'd push the guy, I just wouldn't endanger myself...


- BG



fixed then +1

fuck that. after further review, i would not only push his sorry commie ass, if he tried to come back out of the way i would kick his ass back into the street!

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:10:25 AM EST
It would be VERY hard not to step in, but knowing just how badly this man would screw this nation over I'd let fate take its course.

Can you imagine what the memorial for that asshat would look like? It would make Wellstone's look like a solemn occasion by comparison.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:30:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 12:31:14 AM EST by azcopwannabee]


Use this freely. Thought it would be a good place for it.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:25:24 AM EST
On his own.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:47:25 AM EST
If his Secret Service protection detail is ignoring the bus, I'll defer to their judgement on the matter.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:58:50 AM EST
[officer] Didn't you see the bus was about to hit him?
[me] Uh...what bus?
[officer] The bus you were giving a thumb's up to the driver in?
[me] Uh.....oh yeah ...THAT bus. Yeah I saw the bus. Why do you ask?
[officer] Because it ran over Senator Kerry
[me] Who's that? I thought he was shot in Vietnam...Now excuse me...I'd like to get home to my monkey and my dog.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:07:08 AM EST
I would actually forget to mention the bus, BEFORE I ever told him about it.



Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:52:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
You and Kerry are walking across a street. You see a big bus coming and he doesn't.

Do you pull him back?
As much as I hate to say it, I probably would save his ass. I'm just like that.



It depends, if it's after Nov. 2 and Bush won then yes if not then probably no.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:12:43 AM EST
Even if I tried to be evil like W, Skerry would have a "plan" and probably collect several Purple Hearts after needing only a bandaid for his injuries. Then, his injury would be Bush's fault, thus he would get even more support from the Bush haters.

No matter what, you could dip Horseface in a barrel of shit and he would emerge with more medals, smelling like a rose!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 8:45:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1911lover:
Even if I tried to be evil like W, Skerry would have a "plan" and probably collect several Purple Hearts after needing only a bandaid for his injuries. Then, his injury would be Bush's fault, thus he would get even more support from the Bush haters.

No matter what, you could dip Horseface in a barrel of shit and he would emerge with more medals, smelling like a rose!



Evidently you missed the news this week.....

"Why cant you understand, there aint no such thing as Superman?"

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