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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:06:19 AM EDT
AP-In an attempt to bolster his sagging numbers, Democratic Presidential hopeful John Kerry,
released another list of medals today.

In addition to his 3 Purple Hearts and Bronze Star, he had added 2 Yellow Moons, a Orange Star
and a Green Clover.


General Mills Cereal declined to comment, although the Lucky Leprechaun had this to say.

“I never, not once, had this pass my desk...I simply do not know how Mr. Kerry got these
decorations. I never signed any citations to this effect.”

A Kerry campaign spokesman declined to officially comment, however a source inside the
campaign said that many are now ready to join Georgia Senator Zel Miller in jumping ship from
the Democratic Party.

Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:07:51 AM EDT



Semper Fi
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:10:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:



Semper Fi



a big +1
I thought this was going to be serious then ended up laughing so loud I had to explain what I ws reading to everyone around me.
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:11:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2004 8:12:13 AM EDT by Brisk322]
IBT Wedge.


Found some more...



edit: rrr URL code...twice!
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:13:25 AM EDT
That might not be a joke for to much longer. I wouldnt put it past the lying SOB.
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:21:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 8:29:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dog1:
AP-In an attempt to bolster his sagging numbers, Democratic Presidential hopeful John Kerry,
released another list of medals today.

In addition to his 3 Purple Hearts and Bronze Star, he had added 2 Yellow Moons, a Orange Star
and a Green Clover.


General Mills Cereal declined to comment, although the Lucky Leprechaun had this to say.

“I never, not once, had this pass my desk...I simply do not know how Mr. Kerry got these
decorations. I never signed any citations to this effect.”

A Kerry campaign spokesman declined to officially comment, however a source inside the
campaign said that many are now ready to join Georgia Senator Zel Miller in jumping ship from
the Democratic Party.

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Link Posted: 9/1/2004 12:19:12 PM EDT
Thought you guys would like that....
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 3:24:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 3:27:33 PM EDT
He has always been after me Lucky charms!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 3:28:31 PM EDT
Haha. Nice cartoon too

- BG
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 3:33:30 PM EDT
Give man full & proper credit - you left out blue diamonds. Oh - & that 4th purple heart for crawling out of Michael Moore's asshole.
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 4:57:21 PM EDT
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