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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:06:19 AM EDT
AP-In an attempt to bolster his sagging numbers, Democratic Presidential hopeful John Kerry,
released another list of medals today. In addition to his 3 Purple Hearts and Bronze Star, he had added 2 Yellow Moons, a Orange Star and a Green Clover. General Mills Cereal declined to comment, although the Lucky Leprechaun had this to say. “I never, not once, had this pass my desk...I simply do not know how Mr. Kerry got these decorations. I never signed any citations to this effect.” A Kerry campaign spokesman declined to officially comment, however a source inside the campaign said that many are now ready to join Georgia Senator Zel Miller in jumping ship from the Democratic Party. 
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:07:51 AM EDT
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 Semper Fi |
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:10:25 AM EDT
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a big +1 I thought this was going to be serious then ended up laughing so loud I had to explain what I ws reading to everyone around me. |
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:11:36 AM EDT
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IBT Wedge.
 Found some more...  edit: rrr URL code...twice! |
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:13:25 AM EDT
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That might not be a joke for to much longer. I wouldnt put it past the lying SOB.
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:21:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:29:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2004 12:19:12 PM EDT
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Thought you guys would like that....
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Posted: 9/1/2004 3:24:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2004 3:27:33 PM EDT
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He has always been after me Lucky charms!!!!!
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Posted: 9/1/2004 3:28:31 PM EDT
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Haha. Nice cartoon too
- BG |
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Posted: 9/1/2004 3:33:30 PM EDT
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Give man full & proper credit - you left out blue diamonds. Oh - & that 4th purple heart for crawling out of Michael Moore's asshole.
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Posted: 9/1/2004 4:57:21 PM EDT
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