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Posted: 8/24/2004 8:55:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 5:31:00 AM EDT by quijanos]
Real photos of John Kerry's exploits and Special Forces SEAL Ranger Air Assault Riverine SWIFT Boat Adverntures and Rapid Water Falls were recently DECLASSIFIED by Emergency Congressional Meeting. The truth may have finally emerged from all of the speculation and clearly this will have an effect on the upcoming elections.

The quality of the actual photos has degraded over the years while stored in secret service HUN HON filing cabinets deep beneath the earths crust. Secret Until NOW!!!

First Purple Heart Action, Locationdeep in Cambodia
Kerry Fires on UnArmed Cambodians VietnameseKong Guerilla Villagers Fighter Farmers after delivering Secret Service Commandos deep within N uh me territory, Something about Col. Kurtz?!


Rat Patrol Exploits North African Panzer SS Patrols December 1968 Cambodia
While on Patrol in the North African Deserts of Cambodia During Winter of 1968, and since chewing is questionably a voluntary movement, biting your lip/cheek could not necessarily classify it as a self inflicted wound, did you get that? Dont worry Neither did I.


Riverine Patrol Duty Expedition Cambodian Secret River December 1968
While on a fishing expedition patrol mission late December 1968 John Kerrys boat is attacked by a fierce force known as the sharkong

After a heroic battle with the enemy John Kerry uses only his legs to raise himself out of the water


Siver Star with Bronzed Clover Leaf and Flying "V" for Valorismsss
While on Patrol in the Mekong Delta region of Cambodia during the December of 1968, John Kerry encounters an unidentified flying object and performs graciously with Vigor and Enthusiasm earning his Silver star bending over and taking like the rat he is





Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:00:34 PM EDT
Great, another weirdo that plays with dolls.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:04:35 PM EDT
they are the kids toys, weirdo!

but I guess your too much of a tough guy to have kids, right? Weirdo?
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:09:01 PM EDT
sgtar15 you aint.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:09:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:17:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:20:22 PM EDT
Nice LAV!
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:23:41 PM EDT
Hehehe not bad.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:23:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:28:33 PM EDT
The storm trooper was a nice touch.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:30:13 PM EDT
How did you get access to these photos?? What part of the Mekong is that??
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:32:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2004 9:32:41 PM EDT by booniedawg]
Man that's reminiscent of Jenhis Khan!
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:34:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By booniedawg:
Man that's reminiscent of Jenghis Khan!

Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:37:32 PM EDT
Too funny. hahhaha
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:43:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 9:48:06 PM EDT
I have a feeling that this is just a trailer to a Future Sgtar15 production
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 11:47:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 4:09:20 AM EDT
First they are "action figures"...Sgt got OWNED on that one
Now they are "kids toys"...how long before quijanos slips and calls them what they really are?
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 5:29:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I have a feeling that this is just a trailer to a Future Sgtar15 production




Link Posted: 8/25/2004 5:31:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By torstin:
sgtar15 you aint.



+1
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 5:40:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 6:45:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2004 6:57:22 AM EDT by goodmedicine]
From the lawyers of sgtar15 productions

Mr quijanos

It has come to our attention that you have been blatantly
stealing our clients, sgtar15 Productions, intellectual property.

Although your production lacks the authenticity and high production
values of a sgtar15 Production it is obvious to even the dimmest
arfcom member that this is nothing but pure unadulterated theft.

On behave of our client, sgtar15 Productions, we ask you to cease and
desist of any further theft of, sgtar15 Productions property, now or in
the future.

From the law offices of:
DEWY CHEATUM and HOWE

GM

Sorry, ETA that was funny

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 6:51:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1776:
Great, another weirdo that plays with dolls.





Well I be damned, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black !!






Link Posted: 8/25/2004 6:53:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 6:56:20 AM EDT
Its not the Sarge but it was funny.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 6:57:09 AM EDT
The dawn of a new era at Arfcom, the future is going to be amusing....
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:01:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:11:36 AM EDT
You used my likeness without permission
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:13:51 AM EDT
Count me in for the next episode.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:15:37 AM EDT
Thank You for your Cambodia pictures, A good laugh in the morning always is a good thing.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:32:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
The dawn of a new era at Arfcom, the future is going to be amusing....



yup, this could get really strange
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 7:37:26 AM EDT
action packed drama
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