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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:21 PM EDT
This was pretty funny, thought I'd pass it on

Kentucky Fishin'

A Kentucky redneck was stopped by a game warden in Western KY recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"

We in Kentucky may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb as most.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:41:03 PM EDT
that joke comes on the radio here in FL everyday
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:43:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:45:24 PM EDT
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