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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:29:07 AM EDT
Not a freakin chance. They should have changed it to Smarter than a Preschooler.

Kelly Pickler
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:31:47 AM EDT
Who cares, she has nice tits.



Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:32:53 AM EDT
True dat
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:34:08 AM EDT
i know this she doesnt sing better than a fifth grader
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:34:29 AM EDT
She may not be smarter than a fifth grader, but she's legal.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:34:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:36:23 AM EDT
Who is Kelly Pickler?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:38:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Who is Kelly Pickler?

That was my question, too.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:39:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Who is Kelly Pickler?

That was my question, too.


I am not 100% sure but I think she may have been an American Idol. It was sent to me and I had never heard of her.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:39:44 AM EDT
That's GOTTA be an act! Nobody can be that stupid and still remember to breath
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:40:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 6:45:52 AM EDT by Wobblin-Goblin]

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:
Who cares, she has nice tits.


Standard ARFCOM answer.

LOL.

ETA: What school graduated her?

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:41:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 6:41:34 AM EDT by rcoers]

Originally Posted By crodeo:

Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
Who is Kelly Pickler?

That was my question, too.


I am not 100% sure but I think she may have been an American Idol. It was sent to me and I had never heard of her.


Oh I see, a glorified karaoke singer then.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:41:14 AM EDT
HOT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:44:40 AM EDT
I'll check it out at home if I remember.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:50:24 AM EDT
Hell i'd pickle'r

har har

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:57:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:59:00 AM EDT
Hotter than a fifth grader, for sure.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:00:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Marcbme:
That's GOTTA be an act! Nobody can be that stupid and still remember to breath


I keep going back and forth with that one myself.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:01:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:04:31 AM EDT
Every time she came on my brother in law would bat his eyes and say "I was raised by an apple pie" in her cutesy southern voice.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:09:32 AM EDT
She's right up there with Crack-Heads, Meth-Heads, and Social Degenerates who should be chemically sterilized.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:44:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 7:50:51 PM EDT by AcidGambit]
Tag for later, when I'm drunk, so I can make offensive comments.

I'd put clothes pins on her nipples and pee in her butt.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:47:20 AM EDT
"i thought europe was a country......"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:58:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 7:58:27 AM EDT by Dino]
so cute, but so dumb

let me know when she does playboy
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 7:59:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:
Hotter than a fifth grader, for sure.


Some of the 4chann /b/tards here may disagree with you.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:01:49 AM EDT
She's hot, rich and stupid. What's not to like?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:09:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dino:
so cute, but so dumb

let me know when she does playboy bukake


Now I'm in.

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:13:12 AM EDT
Now that's a scary video. Crazy how someone with that intellect (lack of) and mediocre talent can get rich and famous, while the educated and truly talented workers of this country struggle to make ends meet. Maybe she can be Hillary's advisor.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:13:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.kelliepickler.com/site.php


Kellie, living with grandfather Clyde, and searching for a way out, entered a local beauty pageant, hoping to win scholarship money to continue her education after graduating high school. "My talent was singing, of course. I sang Broken Wing." Kellie won the pageant. She had her tuition paid to Stanly Community College, where she enrolled in the School of Cosmetology. It was not a good fit, to say the least. "I hated it. I was miserable, being in the classroom everyday, four walls could not hold me in. I was only lacking a few hours when I quit. I went to take a paralegal course instead, 'because I felt like I knew a lot about the law thanks to my family history. But I wanted more."

Yep, her head is a vacuum chamber.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:15:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Furner:
"i thought europe was a country......"


"Is France a country?"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:27:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
She's hot, rich and stupid. What's not to like?


Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:37:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lexington:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.kelliepickler.com/site.php


Kellie, living with grandfather Clyde, and searching for a way out, entered a local beauty pageant, hoping to win scholarship money to continue her education after graduating high school. "My talent was singing, of course. I sang Broken Wing." Kellie won the pageant. She had her tuition paid to Stanly Community College, where she enrolled in the School of Cosmetology. It was not a good fit, to say the least. "I hated it. I was miserable, being in the classroom everyday, four walls could not hold me in. I was only lacking a few hours when I quit. I went to take a paralegal course instead, 'because I felt like I knew a lot about the law thanks to my family history. But I wanted more."

Yep, her head is a vacuum chamber.


Holy Crap! Its like an audition paragraph from a screenwriter hoping to get work on a Will Ferrell movie.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:59:29 AM EDT
Kelly Pickler has got herself a nice ass, but she is as dense as depleted uranium.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 9:01:29 AM EDT
Scripted and rehearsed..

She did an excellent job of portraying the dumb blond stereotype...
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 9:07:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
Scripted and rehearsed..

She did an excellent job of portraying the dumb blond stereotype...


It would be nice to think no one is that stupid.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 9:34:42 AM EDT
Without knowing her biography...

Her voice and vapid demeanor makes me think she's from the Piedmont region of South Carolina.

I'm certain it's not an act because I've met scores of females like that from that very region. If she had any other accent I would've thought it to be an act.

They grow 'em dumb, cute, and funny around Orangeburg/Spartanburg/Greenville
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:20:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 11:27:35 AM EDT by tinmann]
OMG, it was so painful I couldn't even watch the entire thing. This is so sad. This is a fair representation of the future leaders of America folks.
Unfortunately it's not as uncommon as you might hope.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:26:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tinmann:
OMG, it was so painful I couldn't even watch the entire thing. This is so sad. This is a fair representation of the future leaders of America folks.
Unfortunately it's not as incommon as you might hope.


uncommon.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:27:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE:

Originally Posted By tinmann:
OMG, it was so painful I couldn't even watch the entire thing. This is so sad. This is a fair representation of the future leaders of America folks.
Unfortunately it's not as uncommon as you might hope.


uncommon.



LOL.Wrong key and no proofreading! Thanks!
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:27:47 AM EDT
Airhead for sure. Am I still allowed to say airhead?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:32:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
Scripted and rehearsed..

She did an excellent job of portraying the dumb blond stereotype...


If the viewing public does not get the joke, then this kind of "scripted" behavior could damage the mass appeal she is trying to establish as a celebrity. Playing dumber than dumb is a huge risk. (In other words, I think she was being genuine.)

Just look at Jaywalking with Jay Leno. There are a lot of oxygen thieves out there.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:35:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Every time she came on, my brother in law would bat his eyes and say "I was raised by an apple pie" in her cutesy southern voice.




I had to read that twice.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:46:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CombatComm:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Every time she came on, my brother in law would bat his eyes and say "I was raised by an apple pie" in her cutesy southern voice.




I had to read that twice.


you too?

i'd still hit it. uhh....she IS legal, ain't she?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 11:57:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:
Who cares, she has nice tits.







Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:01:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Current-Resident:
Without knowing her biography...

Her voice and vapid demeanor makes me think she's from the Piedmont region of South Carolina.

I'm certain it's not an act because I've met scores of females like that from that very region. If she had any other accent I would've thought it to be an act.

They grow 'em dumb, cute, and funny around Orangeburg/Spartanburg/Greenville

I've spent a few years in exactly that area and they definitely are cute!

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:04:01 PM EDT


Originally Posted By Current-Resident:
Without knowing her biography...

Her voice and vapid demeanor makes me think she's from the Piedmont region of South Carolina.

I'm certain it's not an act because I've met scores of females like that from that very region. If she had any other accent I would've thought it to be an act.

They grow 'em dumb, cute, and funny around Orangeburg/Spartanburg/Greenville



Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:08:39 PM EDT
I didn't see any evidence of tits in that video. I heard their fake anyway.

I do like her hair.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:15:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 12:40:52 PM EDT by The_Biased_Observer]
Edited due to soft spot for folks with shitbags for parents.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:22:02 PM EDT
She is a real life Louanne Platter. (King of the Hill)
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:24:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dino:
so cute, but so dumb

let me know when she does playboy

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 12:24:29 PM EDT
Apparently she's from Albemarle NC. I was off, but it's fairly close to where I thought she was from.

After watching a few clips of her on YouTube I was crying.

That poor girl had an abusive druggie felon for a father in and out of prison his entire life.

Her mother abandoned her when she was 11 and after 10 years of zero contact she suddenly wants to be all buddy-buddy with her rich and famous daughter.

Seeing her tell her mother to leave her alone on the news interview broke my heart.

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