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Posted: 4/20/2017 12:44:32 PM EST
Hey, Jerk, just in case you read ARFCOM, next time you choose to drop your pistol make sure it hits the ground pointing at you not at me. Look, I don't cuss, but if I did, this rant would be a 10/10 for creative uses of curse words. Notice I did use MS Paint!

Eating lunch at the local Mexican joint, Barbaritos, in Athens, GA. Bloviated Schmuck sitting across the aisle from me wearing running shorts (not that he has ever run 3 steps in his life), drops his pocket carried full size pistol. Not sure of brand, mostly plastic, not Glock. How do you drop a pistol our of your pocket when you are seated and not moving. I'll tell you how, you have an exposed trigger stuffed into your shorts with no holster. The overstuffed burrito you were eating expanded your gut enough to force the pistol out of your pocket and onto the floor. I heard it hit and immediately noticed the muzzle pointing at my face. Now had it shot you in your butt I probably wouldn't care a whole lot - Darwin and all that - but it was pointed at me. Yeah, I know, drop safety yada, yada. Well if you are stupid enough to carry it loosely stuffed in your pocket, held in place by your fat gut, then you are probably stupid enough to have done a home-brew trigger job on it as well.

Then you proceed to stuff it back into your pocket with your right hand while you are stuffing chips in your face with your left hand. Looked more like you were playing pocket-pool.

Then you proceed back to the free-refill drink counter to top off your Grande beverage with the grip dangling out of the undersized shorts trying to cover your oversized belly.

Here's a clue, dufuss, get a holster. Or, better yet, get a brain.

Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:46:49 PM EST
Why was your face on the floor?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:48:07 PM EST
Dayum mr. That's some fancy drawing
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:49:16 PM EST
So I take it you didn't saying to the guy. Why not?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:49:29 PM EST
Why didn't you approach him about it? Or are you a MYOB type of guy.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:50:26 PM EST
So are you saying guns kill people and not people, OP?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:50:37 PM EST
Mine fell out in front of a baby one time. The most embarrassed I have ever been. Loose shorts with P3AT in a Desantis Nemesis pocket holster. Came out like greased lightning when I leaned back in my chair.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:50:47 PM EST
Where's your lunch? If you already finished, why didn't you leave? If you you work at Barbaritos, where's your cash register?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:51:33 PM EST
The illustration really helps me picture the entire scene.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:51:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By placedesjardins:
Why didn't you approach him about it? Or are you a MYOB type of guy.
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OP is a girl.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:52:45 PM EST
Not bad for not having any cuss words!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:53:39 PM EST
Damn OP his gun is bigger than you! No wonder you were so scurred!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:54:11 PM EST
Dafuq Dufuss??
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:56:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:57:12 PM EST
Ummm, well.... I have seen kindergarten drawings that were more coherent. I'm not sure what to say, OP's life sure looks like a mess. Maybe you shouldn't go out to eat anymore.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:58:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By detacbob:
Why was your face on the floor?
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I, too, am wondering this.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:07:00 PM EST
I don't fucking curse either. Bravo
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:08:00 PM EST
It may be a bit early for whiskey.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:08:16 PM EST
Pics?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:08:48 PM EST
Oh, what the hell. IN
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:11:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/20/2017 1:14:40 PM EST by OldArmy]
Wow, thats not far from where im at. Glad no one was hurt. Did you recommend a decent pocket holster to the idiot?

(Work in Athens)

OP, you single?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:12:33 PM EST
Sounds like someone got a little hot and bothered over that stud's physique.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:12:53 PM EST
Can you scale in some boobs on your top-view drawing
so I know how much leg humping to do ?

Thank you in advance !
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:15:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By detacbob:
Why was your face on the floor?
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1st nails it as usual or whatever
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:15:38 PM EST
You were never in danger, because people like that don't carry with one in the chamber.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:15:52 PM EST
So both of you were eating alone and facing each other from across the room? This is a "Missed Connections" thread isn't it????
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:16:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By placedesjardins:
Why didn't you approach him about it? Or are you a MYOB type of guy.
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DUDE!?! He had a gun!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:17:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By placedesjardins:
Why didn't you approach him about it? Or are you a MYOB type of guy.
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MYOB usually stops for me about the time I'm staring down a muzzle.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:18:58 PM EST
In on one!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:21:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:


OP is a girl.
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Perfect, i'll get her a membership!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:22:14 PM EST
Dammit, now I'm hungry.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:27:10 PM EST
I read the title saw the screen name.

Totally thought this thread was going in another direction. Should have asked him his screen name.

On that subject in high school I was wearing my track shorts on a field trip. My weapon totally slipped out and flagged some young ladies in the seats in front of me. They noticed but were nice enough not to say anything.

To this day I won't wear shorts. Least concealed carry becomes open carry again.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:30:11 PM EST
Am I too late for the finger painting?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:31:33 PM EST
How was the burrito?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:32:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Toothpicksandkatchup:
Perfect, i'll get her a membership!
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Originally Posted By Toothpicksandkatchup:
Originally Posted By NickGunar:


OP is a girl.
Perfect, i'll get her a membership!
Good. Perhaps she will show us what calibers she carries.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:34:35 PM EST
That gun looks like a pretty decent cock.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:34:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By mopeman:
Not bad for not having any cuss words!
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I thought so as well - justified rant.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:36:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
That gun looks like a pretty decent cock.
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"pretty decent"? It's bigger than OP!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:40:02 PM EST
2/10. Insufficient use of pofanity. Failure to shove gun up owner's ass like a burrito.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:42:41 PM EST
I'm sooo sorry it was an accident. Can I take you out to dinner to apologize? I could kinda tell you were into me.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:46:34 PM EST
Pics of OP? We need to settle this shit once and for all.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:48:01 PM EST
From the drawing the muzzle seems to be pointing slightly to the right of you.
So i don't see the problem.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:48:22 PM EST
These things never happen to team members with a substantial post count.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:49:19 PM EST
I don't believe
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:49:50 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JBski:
These things never happen to team members with a substantial post count.
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what do you consider substantial?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:50:50 PM EST
Gun is shaped like dick and balls. Tell us what really happened, OP.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:54:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By broadrunarms:
2/10. Insufficient use of pofanity. Failure to shove gun up owner's ass like a burrito.
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Do you normally shove burritos up the ass?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 1:56:49 PM EST
Pix of you are not Loading so I cant really comment until then I may want to keep it in my pants ... but maybe, just maybe it would be better in yours
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 2:02:45 PM EST
Holy shit, look at the size of that muzzle brake on that pistol! 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 2:02:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By kristen:
Bloviated
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yeah no, lrn2english
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 2:04:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
That gun looks like a pretty decent cock.
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also this
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