Keep it in your pants, dude.

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Posted: 4/20/2017 1:44:32 PM EDT

Hey, Jerk, just in case you read ARFCOM, next time you choose to drop your pistol make sure it hits the ground pointing at you not at me. Look, I don't cuss, but if I did, this rant would be a 10/10 for creative uses of curse words. Notice I did use MS Paint!

Eating lunch at the local Mexican joint, Barbaritos, in Athens, GA. Bloviated Schmuck sitting across the aisle from me wearing running shorts (not that he has ever run 3 steps in his life), drops his pocket carried full size pistol. Not sure of brand, mostly plastic, not Glock. How do you drop a pistol our of your pocket when you are seated and not moving. I'll tell you how, you have an exposed trigger stuffed into your shorts with no holster. The overstuffed burrito you were eating expanded your gut enough to force the pistol out of your pocket and onto the floor. I heard it hit and immediately noticed the muzzle pointing at my face. Now had it shot you in your butt I probably wouldn't care a whole lot - Darwin and all that - but it was pointed at me. Yeah, I know, drop safety yada, yada. Well if you are stupid enough to carry it loosely stuffed in your pocket, held in place by your fat gut, then you are probably stupid enough to have done a home-brew trigger job on it as well.

Then you proceed to stuff it back into your pocket with your right hand while you are stuffing chips in your face with your left hand. Looked more like you were playing pocket-pool.

Then you proceed back to the free-refill drink counter to top off your Grande beverage with the grip dangling out of the undersized shorts trying to cover your oversized belly.

Here's a clue, dufuss, get a holster. Or, better yet, get a brain.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:46:49 PM EDT

[#1]

Why was your face on the floor?

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:48:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Dayum mr. That's some fancy drawing

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:49:16 PM EDT

[#3]

So I take it you didn't saying to the guy. Why not?

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:49:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Why didn't you approach him about it? Or are you a MYOB type of guy.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:50:26 PM EDT

[#5]

So are you saying guns kill people and not people, OP?

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:50:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Mine fell out in front of a baby one time. The most embarrassed I have ever been. Loose shorts with P3AT in a Desantis Nemesis pocket holster. Came out like greased lightning when I leaned back in my chair.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:50:47 PM EDT

[#7]

Where's your lunch? If you already finished, why didn't you leave? If you you work at Barbaritos, where's your cash register?

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:51:33 PM EDT

[#8]

The illustration really helps me picture the entire scene.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:51:59 PM EDT

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OP is a girl.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:52:45 PM EDT

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Not bad for not having any cuss words!

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:53:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Damn OP his gun is bigger than you! No wonder you were so scurred!

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:54:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Dafuq Dufuss??

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:56:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 1:57:12 PM EDT

[#14]

Ummm, well.... I have seen kindergarten drawings that were more coherent. I'm not sure what to say, OP's life sure looks like a mess. Maybe you shouldn't go out to eat anymore.

Posted: 4/20/2017 1:58:09 PM EDT

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I, too, am wondering this.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:07:00 PM EDT

[#16]

I don't fucking curse either. Bravo

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:08:00 PM EDT

[#17]

It may be a bit early for whiskey.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:08:16 PM EDT

[#18]

Pics?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:08:48 PM EDT

[#19]

Oh, what the hell. IN

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:11:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Wow, thats not far from where im at. Glad no one was hurt. Did you recommend a decent pocket holster to the idiot?

(Work in Athens)

OP, you single?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:12:33 PM EDT

[#21]

Sounds like someone got a little hot and bothered over that stud's physique.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:12:53 PM EDT

[#22]

Can you scale in some boobs on your top-view drawing
so I know how much leg humping to do ?

Thank you in advance !

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:15:03 PM EDT

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1st nails it as usual or whatever

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:15:38 PM EDT

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You were never in danger, because people like that don't carry with one in the chamber.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:15:52 PM EDT

[#25]

So both of you were eating alone and facing each other from across the room? This is a "Missed Connections" thread isn't it????

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:16:33 PM EDT

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DUDE!?! He had a gun!

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:17:42 PM EDT

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MYOB usually stops for me about the time I'm staring down a muzzle.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:18:58 PM EDT

[#28]

In on one!

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:21:41 PM EDT

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Perfect, i'll get her a membership!

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:22:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:27:10 PM EDT

[#31]

I read the title saw the screen name.

Totally thought this thread was going in another direction. Should have asked him his screen name.

On that subject in high school I was wearing my track shorts on a field trip. My weapon totally slipped out and flagged some young ladies in the seats in front of me. They noticed but were nice enough not to say anything.

To this day I won't wear shorts. Least concealed carry becomes open carry again.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:30:11 PM EDT

[#32]

Am I too late for the finger painting?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:31:33 PM EDT

[#33]

How was the burrito?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:32:05 PM EDT

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Perfect, i'll get her a membership!

Good. Perhaps she will show us what calibers she carries.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:34:35 PM EDT

[#35]

That gun looks like a pretty decent cock.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:34:43 PM EDT

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I thought so as well - justified rant.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:36:02 PM EDT

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"pretty decent"? It's bigger than OP!

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:40:02 PM EDT

[#38]

2/10. Insufficient use of pofanity. Failure to shove gun up owner's ass like a burrito.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:42:41 PM EDT

[#39]

I'm sooo sorry it was an accident. Can I take you out to dinner to apologize? I could kinda tell you were into me.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:46:34 PM EDT

[#40]

Pics of OP? We need to settle this shit once and for all.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:48:01 PM EDT

[#41]

From the drawing the muzzle seems to be pointing slightly to the right of you.
So i don't see the problem.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:48:22 PM EDT

[#42]

These things never happen to team members with a substantial post count.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:49:19 PM EDT

[#43]

I don't believe

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:49:50 PM EDT

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what do you consider substantial?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:50:50 PM EDT

[#45]

Gun is shaped like dick and balls. Tell us what really happened, OP.

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:54:23 PM EDT

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Do you normally shove burritos up the ass?

Posted: 4/20/2017 2:56:49 PM EDT

[#47]

Pix of you are not Loading so I cant really comment until then I may want to keep it in my pants ... but maybe, just maybe it would be better in yours